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Darren Mackay

@dazmack1979.bsky.social
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Works in criminal justice. Dad. Geek. Professional pedant. Leftie libtard. All views my own.

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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word. Adolf Hitler - My Part In His Downfall Meme.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 03/10/2026
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the Major.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 25/09/2026
Artist: S-Crimmy b3ta.com/board/11431627 From the 'Unlikely Siblings' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelysiblings… #UnlikelySiblings
An image made by S-Crimmy posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.
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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On the BBC News Katya Adler has just described Germany, where the far right AFD keep winning elections, as entering 'uncharted political territory'. Hmmm. Where Germany is concerned I think that territory is pretty well charted.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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Fionna O’Leary @fascinatorfun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A personal story about that phrase “young men of fighting age” applied to asylum seekers. As many of you know I took in a young Ukrainian woman under the Homes for Ukraine scheme. As part of that process, soon after she arrived we were visited by the local authority rep and a Fire Brigade rep.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
God bless beehiveuk.com in Alnwick, always a gem hidden away if you look - here was today’s 😁
Superman III Italian poster
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Genius.
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Chris @dukeofprunes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“I’ve lost almost every friend and colleague I’ve ever had” “Oh no, was it something they did?”
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
David Gilmour Bryan Ferry x2 The Who The Divine Comedy x3 Ultravox Ray Davies Aerosmith Fleetwood Mac Public Service Broadcasting x2 The Goodies
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sienna Virgin Megastore
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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Tardis Police Box Illustration
ALT: Tardis Police Box Illustration
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Based on the week so far, can we throw cordons around Tom Baker and William Shatner?
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Over 330 million books donated free to children. I can’t remotely picture that in my head, it’s absolutely incredible. And the more you read about Dolly, the more amazing she was. The word “legend” is overused, but absolutely deserved here. donate.imaginationlibrary.com
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Weezer. Rolling Stones.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Do go if you can, marvellous show.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@4hundredblows.bsky.social really does have one of the most wonderful hours you’ll spend at the Edinburgh Fringe this year - if you get the chance to see The Umbrella Man do go along, you really won’t regret it (and buy the book as well!).
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
1. The Boys in Blue 2. Up the Elephant and Round the Castle 3. Clarence 4. Ernest Goes to Camp 5. Bolero 6. King Kong Lives 7. Nuns on the Run 8. Scary Movie 2 9. The Godfather 10. The Swarm 11. The Swarm 12. The Swarm 13. A Serbian Film 14. The Killing of Sister George 15. A Dollful of Fisters
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is beautiful. Not all heroes wear capes.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Another trip round the sun completed, another pleasant selection of gifts (quality over quantity these days) - @4hundredblows.bsky.social I’ll have to get that one signed at the Fringe 😁
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I got a job in a box factory, but it folded.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I find it very hard to watch The Stone Tape these days and not see Reece Shearsmith playing Michael Bryant. And I say that as someone who really enjoys his “almost, but not quite too far” performance. Christ, it’s a great piece of TV though.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🍿🍿🍿
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Foodify a Doctor Who title. Fury from the Deep Fryer.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Points to @thenewsagents.co.uk for the choice of title on today’s episode.
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TroubleBob @troublebob.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Irradiated Haggis The Scunner Campbells Baldrick’s Turnip Tommy’s Round Spectrox Toxaemia Blyton’s Crumhorn The Shady Ladies From Argentina Quasimodo’s Revenge Blessed’s Megaphone The Stroop
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Ka
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman wearing an orange scarf and a white shirt is sitting down .
ALT: a woman wearing an orange scarf and a white shirt is sitting down .
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
They’re finally doing him. Strap in folks.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 12/04/2026
Wonderful from Stephen Lillie...
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
TACO. Thank Christ.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Sunbeam, zero fucks given.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
@barristersecret.bsky.social I might be too used to Scottish sentencing, but how does someone become eligible for parole 6 years into a life sentence with a 12 year minimum term? www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...
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Musclebound killer back on streets as victim's family slams 'disgusting' parole
Andrew McVicar murdered a stranger with a broken bottle when he was just a schoolboy and was caged again almost two decades later for killing a pensioner in a robbery.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This remake of Threads feels a bit real.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
100 not out - still endlessly entertaining, eternally fascinating, and heartbreakingly tragic. A master raconteur. Love him.
Kenneth Williams.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Fucking. Hell.
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
@drmatthewsweet.bsky.social on the superb @scarredforlife.bsky.social podcast tomorrow! Can’t wait for this pairing, going to be a good one.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Watch with sound on
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just switched on the TV and am worried there’s a glitch in the Matrix
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“Can’t you hurry it up so I don’t have to watch the whole thing?”
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Darren Mackay @dazmack1979.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Taste the Sausage of Dracula
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Jason Good 🌻 🇺🇦 @jasongood.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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