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Tin Claw Dan

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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t speak French but I’m 100% sure this guys name is Paris Jean Jacket.
What’s a cows favorite synth?
Moooooooooog
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LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia @controller.lacity.gov · 28/09/2026
If the Mayor & most of City Council DO NOT want to fight for transparency and accountability on LA28's finances, WE WILL. REMINDER: YOU ALL (LA taxpayers) are financially liable for UNLIMITED amounts if the LA Olympics goes over budget. www.latimes.com/california/s...
Los Angeles Times article that savs
LA Olympics organizers limit some financial disclosures. a times review shows
A picture of the LA Colliseum shows below the headline with stadium red seatsOrganizers of the 2028 Summer
Olympics in Los Angeles have given
vague and sometimes incomplete
annual reports to the city on details
of their preparations for what has
been described as the largest athletic
event in the nation's history, records show.

A review by The Times of five vears
of annual reports from LA28 shows
that the organization appears at
times to have curtailed the reporting
requirements that are spelled out in
its 2021 contract with Los AngelesThe private nonprofit organization's
yearly reports haven't outlined
progress on roughly two dozen
venues around Greater Los Angeles.
Nor have they included details about
contracts LA28 signed with companies providing such services as security and preproduction work for the opening and closing ceremonies.The incomplete updates leave the
with less city's taxpayers information than promised on matters such as who is winning business - and the attendant iobs and profits - from contracts that soared to $687 million in value last year. They also don't have as clear a picture on things like the progress on plans to install a running track at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum and swimming pools inside SoFi Stadium in Inglewood
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rivers! I knew it was them! Even when it was the plastic straws, I knew it was them!
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“ICE agents were caught on video pulling one teen from the car and punching him repeatedly in the face while he lay on the ground. The other teen, Luis Ochoa, said he informed the ICE agents he was a citizen but was told, ‘I don’t give a damn.… Your parents can’t help you now.’”
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Armando Ianucci remake Air Force One as tragicomic farce based on the current administration. (Just putting the idea into the world hoping to make it real)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They do have weed in England but no one can figure out how to smoke it, they keep boiling or frying the edge of their joints and shrug.
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I really hate this preformative British “Edwardian bank holiday with a boater.” All y’all do to try and appear smart.
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I looked at the sky over 100 times, never seen Pluto once. NASA ain’t asked me, but that’s my data for the science calculator.
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Portrait of a bug in the waiting room, 2026
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Architecture @architecture.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Metropol Parasol by J. Mayer H. and Arup in Seville, Spain
Metropol Parasol by J. Mayer H. and Arup in Seville, SpainMetropol Parasol by J. Mayer H. and Arup in Seville, SpainMetropol Parasol by J. Mayer H. and Arup in Seville, Spain
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m the producer, we’re deciding between the Empire State Building and an Alvarezsaurs. But either way the film will not have dialogue allowing a narrator to explain everything happening on screen while you scroll reels.
The Empire State Building but it’s an old picture so it’s got a funny haircutThese guys are 3 feet tall
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The people to try to ban T-girls from playing sports are the same people who thank god after every game. I don’t understand how having God on your side in a sports game is less cheating than a trans woman.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No longer content with pillaging intellectual work and dismembering our environment (already critically weakened), AI companies are now hellbent on destroying books galore including rare editions. Shut down these nefarious enterprises already.
news.com.au
AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books
If you have retreated to physical books because the internet is too full of AI slop, bad news — now they’re shredding the books to feed their AI slop machines.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
They got homestar runner type hip hop now and it’s the album of the year?!
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If food give energy why food make sleepy?
I've been told, someone in the know can be sure of his good luck and it's no lie. All you really need is a little bit of pyramidic help!
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
*Guitar riff*

AMERICAN MOVIE
COME WATCH WITH ME
AMERICAN MOVIE
COVEN, LET ME BEeee
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/06/2026
"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Oppenheimer (2023, colorized)
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
There are no rules in art except in music and it was written by Mozart; “If you’re covering a love song you cannot change the gender of the subject of the song. If it’s same sex, congrats you’re queer for 3 minutes. If that weirds you out stop making music forever.”
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Lori Emerson @loriemerson.net · 05/06/2026
"The funniest possible outcome of the AI mandate era is about to be HR departments discovering that 'sincerely held religious belief' under Title VII has a much lower bar than they assumed, and Pope Leo handed every Catholic employee a written excuse" www.businessinsider.com/worker-got-r...
businessinsider.com
She won an exemption from using AI at her tech job. The Pope's remarks could fuel similar appeals.
Legal experts say employers must take AI-related religious objections seriously, as a 2023 ruling raised the bar for denying such accommodations.
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
For 1 or 2, Marty is fine but if you’re feeding more than 3 I’d recommend a Marty Supreme
I have an Uncle named Marty, it’s true!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The New PJs (1/4)
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
ACAB includes mormons
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Finding out not everyone uses gasoline to power their tv remotes was a real game changer in making my house smell better. Uranium rod is more expensive (even at current gas prices) but the trade off I think worth it.
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鮎 @sweetfish.site · 02/06/2026
lol
screenshot from my 2022 game, Goncharov 2073, that reads: "And there, center stage, materializes a man made entirely of holographic light, just slightly larger than life to be seen from across the theater. It's Martin Scorsese. Artificially Resuscitated Martin Scorsese says, 'Imagine cinema without the burden of human failings. Imagine cinema without setbacks or delays. Imagine, cinema of the future.'"
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hometown Buffet Barbecue Night Ad ABC/WEWS 5 2000-07-28 : 25s
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is so fucked. And a prime example of why I have disdain for people who fuck around with this stuff at all. Even as a hobby. None of those schmucks have put themselves out there in any meaningful way, but those who do, and carve a path for themselves are getting railroaded by this kind of shit
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dentists make more than teachers? Man, dentists shouldn’t even make more than dental assistants.
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Support your local bootlegger🫡📼
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? AN UNSEEN GIAN MARIA VOLONTE?! HAWK JONES? WERE EATING GOOD TONIGHT!
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
My body is a machine that turns microplastics into ear wax.
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
What do do when you’re the president in the middle part of Venn diagram labeled WWIII and Civil War
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I cannot explain but Damiano Damiani having a movie’s title also be it’s logline (and script) is the same as bad company making a song called band company on the album bad company.
Title card for Confession di un Commissarrio di Polizia al Procuratore della Repubblica directed by Damiano Damiani staring Franco Nero. What a pair! What a picture!
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
TEXT “BARLRL” TO 755-55 FOR LYLAT WARS RINGTONE
Ring ding ding daa baa
Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba
Wh-wha-what's going on-on?
Ding, ding
This is the New Slippy!
Ding, ding
Bem bem!

Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
This is the New Slippy Breakdown!

Ding ding
Br-br-break it, br-break it
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Bem, bem!
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
This is the New Slippy Breakdown! 

A ram me am brem da
Am da rem ram am da baabeeeaaaaaaa!
Ding, ding
This is the New Slippy!
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“This man attempted a violent coup of the United States. As the head of the justice department I wil not do anything because he is in the same elite class as me” VS. “I am friends with the criminal I have always supported the criminal I always will support the criminal.” ….i will keep blaming Biden
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy star war, I hope your Bantha Surprise is succulent
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I am making an offer for Marvel Films as part of my audacious plan to build myself a movie studio exec. (We’re talking a low 4 digit offer)
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
i feel like a radiologist should get to shut down a kids birthday party where they are wasting helium via balloon if they feel like it, deputized by the world health king. parties over kids, ill be taking this tank and a slice of that sheet cake with skibidi toilet on it
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
People who were rightfully being vilified for their behavior this weekend are taking advantage of a horrific incident to cast themselves as heroes.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds
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Tin Claw Dan @dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Look at this good ass cup. Monte Carlo Time? Wild card?! We used to have stuff that wasn’t ads then they banned smoking indoors.
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