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David_j_roth

@davidjroth.bsky.social
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The flannel dunce. Defector.com is the website

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 1h
He is the best and it's sincerely one of my career highlights that I get to edit him.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 2h
The prophecy is fulfilled
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4h
"They put Mos Def, some people call him Yasiin Bey but I call him Mos Def, they put him in there. Not Italian. [suddenly seemingly disgusted for real] Not even CLOSE."
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Award-Winning Reporter Dave Colon @davecolon.bsky.social · 4h
The Six Words Every Woman Wants To Hear:
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4h
It's tough to find because they only made "like, two."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4h
I need to find the mob movie with a character named Alan Jones in it.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4h
ASL interpreter just doing various Paulie Walnuts gestures willy nilly.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4h
I wrote this speech and am very pleased with how well he delivered it.
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 9h
one of my favorite snl jokes ever was on da superfans when they ask who would win in a fight between one giant ditka or 100 miniature ditkas and the answer is "trick question, they get along swimmingly"
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Greg Pollock @gregpollock.bsky.social · 6h
@kleinman.bsky.social 's work inspired me to dramatize the future Republicans want as an Oregon Trail -like journey across a country ravaged by rightwing legislative extremism. It sucks! games.gregpollock.net/state-of-the...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 6h
I think there's plenty of that shit in Chicago's cultural DNA, too, just as there is in every other city.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 6h
I think we're all going to write one
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 7h
I know that Ray Ratto has some qualms about being The Obit Guy but he is so good at them. defector.com/mike-ditka-f...
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Mike Ditka, Forever Chicago | Defector
The relationship between sports and the place where those games are played is largely a matter of fans developing a strong but mostly manageable addiction to their own pheromones. Ritual and iconograp...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 7h
Hawse
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 9h
used AI to personalize my Mario Kart. No more weird vehicles, we're all in Subarus now. The courses are the streets of my youth, and instead of shells we're picking up Gobstoppers. Yoshi looks like my dog. All the rest of the characters are sexy ladies who are there because they really want to be
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 11h
JOIN SQUAWKIN’ LIVE(S) & LAST BK CHATS OF ‘26 The flannel legend @davidjroth.bsky.social & I bringing a murder’s row of autumnal authors: 10/15: Wright Thompson & @sethwickersham.bsky.social Tix: shorturl.at/o4ezc 11/5: @jpdabrams.bsky.social @alexsquadron.bsky.social Tix: shorturl.at/xiESp
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21h
Well I didn't really want a game five but I am not going to argue with god on this bit.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21h
Retiring to spend more time monitoring his family’s masturbation habits
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21h
I'm doing the best I can!
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21h
I agree!
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21h
Listen, more than one thing can suck.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22h
Also true
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22h
He's one of the coolest guys in the sport and he plays in The Sinus Headache Conference. It stinks.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22h
I am open to a respectful dialogue with the Holy See on this issue.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22h
Sometimes there are divisions that Should Not Be. There are ways to handle this problem.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22h
This is the last AL Central thing I enjoyed, I think, and it still had that vinegary stink on it. We need some accountability here. defector.com/jose-ramirez...
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José Ramirez And Tim Anderson Had A Real Fight, Not A Baseball Fight | Defector
You know how it is in the American League Central: terrible. Awful. Pure brick. Ass. Not at all the sort of baseball that a person should watch. But. But even in games between teams in that accursed d...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22h
I will not vote for any candidate who does not promise to hold the American League Central accountable for its actions. And I am not alone.
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I walked in and you were asleep on the toilet dressed like Rashaan Salaam. Disgusting."
Paulie telling Christopher that he's disgusting during his intervention in The Sopranos.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really happy to see someone keeping the old ways alive.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"The shirttails come out at night. Sick. Venal."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can do no other
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm kind of agnostic on Driveline. They've clearly figured some stuff out, but if a front office is just doing plug-and-play on all their stuff and trusting it to work for everyone, they're being lazy.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is as clearly as I've seen this spelled out. If the PCSA smelled off to you but you didn't know quite why, this interview offers very lucid proof that you were correct. defector.com/an-antitrust...
What you're saying is, the antitrust exemptions in the NBA, MLB, NFL, etc. are allowed as a result of the collective bargaining process, whereas the PCSA seeks a similar exemption by circumventing the collective bargaining process. Is that correct?

Generally, yes. When we talk specifically about labor markets, all of the restraints that we see in labor markets of our professional sports leagues—the salary cap, the draft, the limits on player movement, every single one of them—to the extent that they're exempt from antitrust law, are the products of good-faith collective bargaining between the management group and the players group, and exist in a collective bargaining agreement that was reached through good-faith bargaining.

What is being proposed with the Protect College Sports Act is to establish the exact same types of labor restraints, specifically a salary cap, specifically a number of years of eligibility to compete in college sports, and specifically limits on transfers, but not to do so in collective bargaining where there are representatives in the room, on behalf of employer and employee, but rather through a legislative bill, which seems to be negotiated by a number of different constituent groups, none of which is a representative of the players in any meaningful sense, and absolutely none of which have been chosen and selected by the players as a union representative.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've gotta unlock those benefits
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't wear Untuckit shirts but I do like their ads. The founder stalking through lower Manhattan like De Niro in Mean Streets, talking about how all the shirts were too long.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These guys love to do interviews in very windy settings. Is one takeaway from this.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean we can quibble over the exact proportions but
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is funny that the O's had their own version of this with Albarnaz and Jim Palmer. Playing the damn hits.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From time to time I like to check in with Mike Elias to make sure that he's still half a fraud and a turd. Seems like everything's going well in that regard. defector.com/what-process...
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What Process Are The Orioles Trusting? | Defector
Not a lot of owners would have let Mike Elias do what he has done with the Baltimore Orioles. This was true in a negative, how-dare-you-sir sense when the team’s John Angelos–led ownership entrusted E...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is really good.
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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
America was an empty mall. America was shoddy caulk oozing from a vinyl arc in a historic heatwave. America was a brutishly redacted Frederick Douglass speech on foam posterboard in a tractor trailer Freedom Truck. America was not even selling corndogs. www.artnews.com/art-in-ameri...
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How Defunding the Arts Wrought Civic Disintegration
What Was America?: Art, Culture, and Politics in the Bicentennial Era tackles United States’ most ambitious cultural project: the bicentennial.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I had a similar thought before I posted. I didn't want to be mean or just clown on the lady for her appearance but grinding the game tape on the original video got me over the line.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow. Well good on us both I guess.
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amazing that both baseball and basketball currently have a "Cam Boozer" in it.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hot dog
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I prefer to see it as an invitation
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