David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 1hHe is the best and it's sincerely one of my career highlights that I get to edit him. 110
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4h"They put Mos Def, some people call him Yasiin Bey but I call him Mos Def, they put him in there. Not Italian. [suddenly seemingly disgusted for real] Not even CLOSE." 1231
Reposted by David_j_rothAward-Winning Reporter Dave Colon @davecolon.bsky.social · 4hThe Six Words Every Woman Wants To Hear: 114510
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4hI need to find the mob movie with a character named Alan Jones in it. 3160
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4hASL interpreter just doing various Paulie Walnuts gestures willy nilly. 0350
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4hI wrote this speech and am very pleased with how well he delivered it. 3451035
Reposted by David_j_rothRobby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 9hone of my favorite snl jokes ever was on da superfans when they ask who would win in a fight between one giant ditka or 100 miniature ditkas and the answer is "trick question, they get along swimmingly" 633628
Reposted by David_j_rothGreg Pollock @gregpollock.bsky.social · 6h@kleinman.bsky.social 's work inspired me to dramatize the future Republicans want as an Oregon Trail -like journey across a country ravaged by rightwing legislative extremism. It sucks! games.gregpollock.net/state-of-the... 311433
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 6hI think there's plenty of that shit in Chicago's cultural DNA, too, just as there is in every other city. 120
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 7hI know that Ray Ratto has some qualms about being The Obit Guy but he is so good at them. defector.com/mike-ditka-f...defector.comMike Ditka, Forever Chicago | DefectorThe relationship between sports and the place where those games are played is largely a matter of fans developing a strong but mostly manageable addiction to their own pheromones. Ritual and iconograp... 1212410
Reposted by David_j_rothTom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 9hused AI to personalize my Mario Kart. No more weird vehicles, we're all in Subarus now. The courses are the streets of my youth, and instead of shells we're picking up Gobstoppers. Yoshi looks like my dog. All the rest of the characters are sexy ladies who are there because they really want to be 890476
Reposted by David_j_roth"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008 511318262
Reposted by David_j_rothPatrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 11hJOIN SQUAWKIN’ LIVE(S) & LAST BK CHATS OF ‘26 The flannel legend @davidjroth.bsky.social & I bringing a murder’s row of autumnal authors: 10/15: Wright Thompson & @sethwickersham.bsky.social Tix: shorturl.at/o4ezc 11/5: @jpdabrams.bsky.social @alexsquadron.bsky.social Tix: shorturl.at/xiESp 141
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21hWell I didn't really want a game five but I am not going to argue with god on this bit. 000
Reposted by David_j_rothNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21hRetiring to spend more time monitoring his family’s masturbation habits 23114674
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22hHe's one of the coolest guys in the sport and he plays in The Sinus Headache Conference. It stinks. 1330
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22hI am open to a respectful dialogue with the Holy See on this issue. 2130
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22hSometimes there are divisions that Should Not Be. There are ways to handle this problem. 210
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22hThis is the last AL Central thing I enjoyed, I think, and it still had that vinegary stink on it. We need some accountability here. defector.com/jose-ramirez...defector.comJosé Ramirez And Tim Anderson Had A Real Fight, Not A Baseball Fight | DefectorYou know how it is in the American League Central: terrible. Awful. Pure brick. Ass. Not at all the sort of baseball that a person should watch. But. But even in games between teams in that accursed d... 4761
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22hI will not vote for any candidate who does not promise to hold the American League Central accountable for its actions. And I am not alone. 3773366
Reposted by David_j_rothgoof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra 312147444
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"I walked in and you were asleep on the toilet dressed like Rashaan Salaam. Disgusting." 2100
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Really happy to see someone keeping the old ways alive. 1110
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"The shirttails come out at night. Sick. Venal." 140
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm kind of agnostic on Driveline. They've clearly figured some stuff out, but if a front office is just doing plug-and-play on all their stuff and trusting it to work for everyone, they're being lazy. 030
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is as clearly as I've seen this spelled out. If the PCSA smelled off to you but you didn't know quite why, this interview offers very lucid proof that you were correct. defector.com/an-antitrust... 7454128
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't wear Untuckit shirts but I do like their ads. The founder stalking through lower Manhattan like De Niro in Mean Streets, talking about how all the shirts were too long. 150
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026These guys love to do interviews in very windy settings. Is one takeaway from this. 290
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean we can quibble over the exact proportions but 060
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It is funny that the O's had their own version of this with Albarnaz and Jim Palmer. Playing the damn hits. 1110
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026From time to time I like to check in with Mike Elias to make sure that he's still half a fraud and a turd. Seems like everything's going well in that regard. defector.com/what-process...defector.comWhat Process Are The Orioles Trusting? | DefectorNot a lot of owners would have let Mike Elias do what he has done with the Baltimore Orioles. This was true in a negative, how-dare-you-sir sense when the team’s John Angelos–led ownership entrusted E... 1318231
Reposted by David_j_rothAnna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026America was an empty mall. America was shoddy caulk oozing from a vinyl arc in a historic heatwave. America was a brutishly redacted Frederick Douglass speech on foam posterboard in a tractor trailer Freedom Truck. America was not even selling corndogs. www.artnews.com/art-in-ameri...artnews.comHow Defunding the Arts Wrought Civic DisintegrationWhat Was America?: Art, Culture, and Politics in the Bicentennial Era tackles United States’ most ambitious cultural project: the bicentennial. 10342112
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yeah I had a similar thought before I posted. I didn't want to be mean or just clown on the lady for her appearance but grinding the game tape on the original video got me over the line. 1130
Reposted by David_j_rothDread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Amazing that both baseball and basketball currently have a "Cam Boozer" in it. 11196
Reposted by David_j_rothSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 573325672
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS" 3391376