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David Bell

@davidcbell.bsky.social
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I work in computer program administration with the ProConductor utility.

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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fairy tale homophones: The Aunt and the grasshopper. I had an aunt who drank a lot of grasshoppers. She was a drunk, but had minty breath. The end
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Grandma Moses didn't pursue her love of painting until age 78. It's never too late! Sir, you are 54. You cannot compete in the little league world series.
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Autocorrect Genie gave me a magic carport and 1 millions doll hairs
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
y'all ever feel like icarus pushing a big ball of wax up a hill towards the sun?
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People, she seems nice. You heard her, Don't date her.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 08/10/2026
yeah the party starts at 9 but we're not cutting the big newton until 10:30 so come thru whenever
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a flash mob where we all start crying at the same time
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really like Abdul El-Sayed. Every time I watch him speak he really puts forth his points and ideas in common sense ways. I hope to the shiny eternal being of your choice that he wins in November.
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My granddaughter just taught me that overalls have a built in macaroni and cheese pocket and I feel like I have wasted a lot of my life not owning overalls.
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still generating engagement!
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The More you know
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love so many... But "Jesus was not a good carpenter" is definitely one of my favorites.
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it just me, or is allowing an increased military presence within your borders to a country who said they were going to take control of yours, a bad idea?
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Strong leadership isn't about knowing all of the answers. Strong leadership is being able to listen to the right experts at the right times. Knowing you aren't the best person for every situation, but knowing who is the best person for each situation. Someday we may have that again.
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is like if my neighbor's house was on fire and I presented him with a bill for the repainting I will have to do because the smoke discolored my paint.
Trump Imposes 50% tariffs on Canadian goods.
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Long beard guys never warn you about the wind and how weird it feels when your beard catches it.
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Dan Immergluck @danimmergluck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Brutal.
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION
WILL DIE TONIGHT
My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools.
Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's
"keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's
"we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight."
It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before.
"It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time.
A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead.
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Mukad A QuBoy
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This is bad for Republicans. Trump wasn’t supposed to molt into his final form until after the midterms.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Pass. It. On. 😎✨
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He didn't rebrand the department of defense because there wasn't going to be wars...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
But, remember when Obama wore that Tan suit?
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It's almost like thoughts and prayers aren't solving anything.
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
"It wasn't pedophilia because the minors weren't minory enough" ~ Megyn Kelly
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Kercher @kercher.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Not one word in any news source about how unsafe it is to increase the import of beef from m Venezuela after all the cuts were made to food inspection.
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I hate giving up things I enjoy... But I hate fascism more. #GoodByeDisney #GoodByeHulu
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AtlantaDon💙🏳️‍🌈💙🏳️‍🌈💙 @donshantajr.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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🇨🇦Luigi Palazzini 🇨🇦 @meextra.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Even then they’ll kidnap you off of the streets if you dare have tattoos and not the right colour.
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy 4th America... We had a good run.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Heather Spaulding (Akalsha) @akalsha.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Arcas De Disco @puckarks.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Donald J. Trump & @realDonaldTrump
Iran made a very big mistake!
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Did they elect you as president too?
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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RomarRandyMorales (Commissions Open!) @romarrandymorales.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
#stellaris #art #digitalart #comic
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Josh the Ar-TEEST @heroesofcrash.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I just discovered this meme and I love it. Happy #PrideMonth to all my #LGBTQIA + friends!
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Blue Axeman @blueaxeman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Too funny!
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
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David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
My Kids (oldest son pictured) out doing their part in Grand Rapids, Mi. #NoKings
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Bill the Cat @billthecat71.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
German Chancellor: "May I remind you that we having June 6 tomorrow. This is the D-Day anniversary." Trump: "Not a pleasant day for you. That was not a great day." Chancellor: "This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship."
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scubapopeye.bsky.social @scubapopeye.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 17/05/2025
Nope, the Trump administration hasn't given up on trying to ban abortion. Just this week, RFK Jr. pushed a fake report about the abortion medication mifepristone. He's peddling misinformation so he can lay the groundwork for restricting abortion access no matter where you live.
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/04/2025
You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
#NoKings
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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