David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Fairy tale homophones: The Aunt and the grasshopper. I had an aunt who drank a lot of grasshoppers. She was a drunk, but had minty breath. The end 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Grandma Moses didn't pursue her love of painting until age 78. It's never too late! Sir, you are 54. You cannot compete in the little league world series. 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It's very effective. So many of us aren't dating you now (I mean, I assume). 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comRosie the Riveter: WWII IconALT: Rosie the Riveter: WWII Icon 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Explaining blue sky to someone: it's like twitter without the Nazis and everyone picks on one guy named Jerry, even Jerry. 140
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026And, you have multiple serving suggestions for the blood of your enemies. You definitely seem worth not dating. 110
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I mean, it's an excellent sales pitch not to date you. 110
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The Autocorrect Genie gave me a magic carport and 1 millions doll hairs 010
Reposted by David BellPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026y'all ever feel like icarus pushing a big ball of wax up a hill towards the sun? 1114648
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026People, she seems nice. You heard her, Don't date her. 221
Reposted by David Bellamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 08/10/2026yeah the party starts at 9 but we're not cutting the big newton until 10:30 so come thru whenever 31109
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Make sure those kids get away from your apple tree. 010
Reposted by David BellGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026a flash mob where we all start crying at the same time 1638998
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's a sad truth the majority of us live with daily. 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I really like Abdul El-Sayed. Every time I watch him speak he really puts forth his points and ideas in common sense ways. I hope to the shiny eternal being of your choice that he wins in November. 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My granddaughter just taught me that overalls have a built in macaroni and cheese pocket and I feel like I have wasted a lot of my life not owning overalls. 020
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The babies got her the job because they were tired of listening to her lie at home. 000
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If he got hit by a truck tonight I would know the spells do work, they just take time. 020
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is deep impact the one where they have to train astronauts to use drilling equipment in a mine? 000
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love so many... But "Jesus was not a good carpenter" is definitely one of my favorites. 030
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A lot of people said "Blade" many ignored the importance of some motherfuckers trying to ice skating uphill. 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I apologize, I'm an atheist and worship is just not my first instinct. 011
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My wife and Son were both medical assistants during COVID. The day she had to threaten a man with CPS because he wouldn't mask up so he could bring his dick child in was the day she lost her love for the job. 000
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I keep telling you, this is Orange Julius, the sunglasses hut is on the other side of the food court. 021
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mom Ford and sons Molly Crue Public Emily 30 Seconds to Venus 100
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jerry, this message is important to me, and I will read it in the order it was received. You are currently 437th in queue. 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don't know if that one leads to a haunting, unless you made a deal with him. 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Was it sexy Tim Curry devil from Legend, the South Park Devil, or the ever popular Devil appearing as a human? 110
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Is it just me, or is allowing an increased military presence within your borders to a country who said they were going to take control of yours, a bad idea? 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I hope he wins and doesn't wear a suit to accept it 040
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026static.klipy.comAudience Clapping and ApplaudingALT: Audience Clapping and Applauding 000
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Just don't take it too far... You don't want to fly too close to the sun. 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I think in this case you actually could probably get the neighboring states to pay. 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Strong leadership isn't about knowing all of the answers. Strong leadership is being able to listen to the right experts at the right times. Knowing you aren't the best person for every situation, but knowing who is the best person for each situation. Someday we may have that again. 020
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It's worth noting, him saying it's dead doesn't mean it is. All agreeing parties have to dismiss it. I haven't seen anyone saying this was more than him signing off that it was dead. 010
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This is like if my neighbor's house was on fire and I presented him with a bill for the repainting I will have to do because the smoke discolored my paint. 000
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Listen, if we pay 3.85 it's too much. But if he can get us up to 6.00, then 3.85 ain't so bad. 020
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026As fox reports it -Canada attacks US with dangerous Hydrogen compound. 000
David Bell @davidcbell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Wait until the "tone down the rhetoric" Republicans see this. <Intended as sarcasm, please do not respond as if I don't know that they don't care> 110