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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Time to start on one of my birthday presents and my son has already said he wants it when I've finished reading it. Let's see what @jonnelledge.bsky.social has in store this time....

A photo of the book "31 Inventions That Built Our World" by Jonn Elledge.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Denmark is trolling Trump.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The joys of working in a kindergarten. I'm running the Berlin marathon on Sunday, so naturally I've been fighting the cold these adorable bags of germs have given me. The icing on the cake is coming into work this morning to discover there's an outbreak of Hand-Foot-Mouth disease. Yay?

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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The first episode of WORZEL GUMMIDGE (1979) sees the loveable scarecrow come alive for the first time, and it's directed like a scene from an Italian zombie film. Lucio Fulci would approve!

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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@themayor74.bsky.social reminds me of our first festival. Reading '93?

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Roger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Last one for #BatmanDay, because I've given it quite enough attention as it is

Comic strip in which Alfred and Bruce Wayne essentially play the roles of Jeeves and Wooster.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: Why is my left arm sore? My brain: Because you got a COVID booster jab today. Me: oh, yeah. Go me. ... ... Flu? My brain: That's November. Idiot.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The one reason why you should make me your Senator for all 50 states:

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

vivaldi implies the existence of vivlidl

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Manbearcat @manbear.cat · 11/09/2026

Update: I WON. I beat those evil fucking fucks at ICE. There is a small measure of justice in this country still! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

No. No. I don't believe it. It's just too much on the nose.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My son is watching the geoguesser final (he wanted to get tickets as it's being held around the corner, but ridiculously expensive). Now I know I'm really old and out of touch.

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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 05/09/2026

It's craven, it's politically stupid, and it's morally wrong. Number 10 does not struggle to get Andy Burnham in front of a camera when it wants him to be there. Every minute he's not on show over this is the result of a deliberate decision.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Why do I have the horrible feeling that this will become a culture war issue before long?

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

@knowrogan.bsky.social looking forward to your breakdown of this episode.

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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They're all dead, Dave.

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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I don’t think there’s ever been a clearer example of the British media bullying someone, who was so clearly vulnerable, to death so shamelessly in my lifetime for engagement and clicks And now we’ll have to watch the people that did it claim they’re shocked, and horrified Revolting

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Kevin Schofield @kevinschofied.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sky News legend Jon Craig points out that Nigel Farage is the first by-election winner not to turn up for the count since IRA hunger striker Bobby Sands in 1981. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-...

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Nigel Farage Easily Wins Clacton By-Election – But Dodges Result Declaration

The Reform UK leader said police had told him “there is an organised campaign to disrupt” the announcement.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

As someone whose wife had to be stopped from buying another bottle of wine to bring back from holiday (due to space and weight restrictions), I think I'll have to peruse this article in detail.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I spent more than half an hour at Berlin airport waiting for my bags to turn up. The only adverts showing were two different BMW/Spider-Man ones. I went into that baggage reclaim wanting to watch the new film, I came out hating Spidey for all eternity.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

@knowrogan.bsky.social If you do an episode of "What are they up to now?" of Joe's guests....

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The Archive but it's a videogame from 1998.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Look, the only people allowed to profit off this war are Trump and his cronies.

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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 03/08/2026

Right wingers HAVE come here though. They just get blocked en masse and give up. There's nothing stopping them coming here and forming a right-wing clique. But they want to come here to antognise everyone else, and they can't do that if they're blocked.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/08/2026

Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:

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My father was a Conservative...

...my mother voted Labour...

...so suppose, by rights, ought
to be a Liberal Democrat...

...but in actual fact, I'm a Nazi!

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Sat on a plane and just realised that there's no row 13 (understandable, stupid and pointless) but there's also no row 17. I've never noticed that before and have no idea why. Is 17 a particularly unlucky number in some cultures?

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/08/2026

Clacton bin day leaflet, make sure the local Facebook and tiktok groups have a copy

Clacton bin day changes leaflet, introducing a new MP disposal service on 14th of August

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Not saying my daughter is in a mood with me today, but her main form of communication has been through the Kubrick Stare.

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GwedLid @gwedlid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

RIP Bill Oddie. Legend.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Numerous indistinguishable Transformers/Fast& Furious/Tom Cruise doing Tom Cruise, and we can't even get sequels to good films.

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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This disingenuous commentary doesn’t help anyone. Frauds start unravelling pretty quickly. That you apparently cannot afford to put your oven or treat yourself is quickly undermined by the question “so why are you spending £50 per week on petrol?” Then, it turns out, she has an agent and /1

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Vogon poets give up completely and take up painting instead.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

About to head out on a whale watching tour on a boat called "Moby Dick". I wonder if the captain actually read the book...

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

"I'm as serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer." Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap, 1992.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Lights out and away we go! #Clacton

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Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Recording everything we see and do constantly? It’s giving fascism, not fashion It’s just been revealed Meta is planning to make the glasses “continuously record audio while taking photos every few seconds” without any warning light* Literally NO ONE asked for this #noncegoggles *Source: the FT

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Have to say Deutsche Bahn are an amazing advert for travelling by car. Delayed both ways and they just stopped at Hauptbahnhof instead of traveling 2 more stops to our destination. Great work!

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Got to say that Deutsche Bahn has really made our day trip out so spectacular. 30 minutes stuck at Berlin Hauptbahnhof before finally leaving and now a 40 minute wait for the connecting train. So looking forward to the trip back this evening.

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DaveKidneys @davekidneys.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

There really shouldn't be a margin of error for something like this.

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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Rounding up some translations of Count Binface that have been appearing in foreign press 🇷🇴 Romanian: Contele Tomberonez 🇫🇷 French: Comte Tête-de-Poubelle (bin-head, more accurate than bin-face) 🇮🇹 Italian: Conte Faccia-da-Bidone 🇪🇸 Spanish: "un hombre con un cubo de basura en la cabeza" (!) Cont...

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