Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 12hAs we head into Halloween season, please remember that trunk-or-treating is bullshit and a symbol of all that is wrong with this country. 030
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 15hGood thing we've done away with the humanities in schools. 010
Reposted by Dave HagemanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15hIf NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct 241392181
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 16hI love that what set this all off was a picture of a bunch of UT students of Indian descent in cowboy hats cheering at a football game. Like how much more assimilated to American culture can you possibly be? Also, if Bo French was serious, he’d change his name to Bo Freedom. 010
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not a big fan of these all brown unis. Or of Deshaun Watson. 001
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Guy who should be in The Hague for war crimes has opinions about execution methods. 000
Reposted by Dave Hagemangamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“The profound moral question is not, 'Do they deserve to die?' but 'Do we deserve to kill them?'" - Sister Helen Prejean 8773194
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Makes Reagan’s astrological-based decision making seem reasonable in comparison. 020
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Might as well interview the crank who's drinking by himself at the end of the bar and ranting at anyone who gets within earshot. "Carl, some old retired guy who's not in contact with his children, sat down for an interview with TIME at the White Horse Tavern on Sept. 28." 000
Reposted by Dave HagemanUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 872220381
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not that anyone asked for it, but here’s the course description and booklist from a class on soccer in my penultimate year in academia. We read a lot more articles and played pick-up futsal on some derelict tennis courts a few times, too. 030
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A faithful real-world construction of Tomlinville would immediately reverse the decline in tourism to the US. 093
Reposted by Dave HagemanJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... 11946761162
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Standing like some sort of unholy amalgamation of FDR and Gerry Fleck. 010
Reposted by Dave Hagemanc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him. 2847481597
Reposted by Dave Hagemanjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape” 11029245
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So #USMNT is totally winning back to back World Cups in 2030 and 2034. 050
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026TikTok almost got banned on national security grounds and yet this Nazi-owned, CSAM-producing cesspool is still allowed to exist. 0114
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Conservatives used to decry politically correct language as catering to the delicate sensibilities of marginalized groups. And here they are catering to the delicate sensibilities of a single deranged old man. 131
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At its core this is a Democratic branding problem. Imagine if the average consumer was like “Coke promotes brain growth and Pepsi gives you butt cancer” and Pepsi execs just kept saying “nuh-uh, we’re actually pretty similar to Coke.” 000
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t remember reading about the Southside Shotgun Satanist in the recent NYT write up on Youngstown 031
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jack Smith trying to remember why the fuck he would want to watch the 2023-24 Atlanta Hawks 120
Reposted by Dave HagemanSpokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026Send Stephen Miller to The Hague. 21275702501
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The national anthem at the Bears’ Monday Night game may have just given Stephen Miller an aneurysm.🤞 2533645364
Reposted by Dave HagemanLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists. 91948534
Reposted by Dave HagemanAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map. 9452743255
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It seems Liberty folks are freaking out over a Joker mask, but also “I don’t know what this is but I’m pretty sure I don’t like it” is a great motto for our times. 110
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is there a more contemptible team in MLS than Miami? #Crew96 1262
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hot early morning ACC club soccer action! It’s Virginia Tech 2-1 Wake Forest at the half. 220
Reposted by Dave HagemanWhitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English. 42103494407
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When I become a college president I’m going to eliminate the Business and Criminal Justice Departments. 020
Reposted by Dave HagemanDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 24/09/2026I don't have time to write more, but ICE is working to remove people to third countries in violation of D.V.D. v. DHS. I've been up since 5:20 A.M. working with two other attorneys to prevent our client from being shipped out. If you rep someone at risk of third country removal, check on them NOW 2722961006
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anytime one of these or any other monster truck runs someone over, it’s not an “accident.” They don’t belong on public roads. 000
Reposted by Dave HagemanQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/09/2026EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country. 14249452221
Reposted by Dave HagemanErin Lockwood @erinkaylockwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is human trafficking on a massive scale. 332304782
Reposted by Dave HagemanCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/09/2026THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT I WANT MY GOVERNMENT TO DO Hold large corporations accountable. Distribute the proceeds to the workers. Rinse, repeat. 6879199
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Maybe right wingers should stop being such shitty authors. Sounds like a skill issue. 010
Reposted by Dave HagemanChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If executive branch creates a system so that people under government control can be located and then just stops listing some people in that system — despite their still being under government control — that should be a five-alarm fire for the other branches, the states, and the public. 141285545
Reposted by Dave HagemanMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The man ICE shot in Austin today is named Wilber Rafael Garces Perez. Per his lawyer, she and Perez’s family were run off of hospital property where he’s being treated and won’t even confirm he’s there because he’s “in ICE custody.” Actual criminals.npr.orgFederal immigration agent shoots and injures man in Austin, TexasThe person shot is in serious but stable condition, Austin Mayor Kirk Watson said in a press conference. 3732191282
Reposted by Dave HagemanAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The video shows the agents literally just leaving the guy in the street and driving off. 552596992
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026At Kardinal Hall in Charlottesville, while the kids are at the Willie Nelson show. 030
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026At least we know that just a little bit of dynamite would be enough to do away with this eyesore. 000
Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So disrespectful to say the f word to Holly Rowe. 001