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Dave Hageman

@davehageman.bsky.social
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Former historian; Ohioan in VA; napping enthusiast; soccer (Columbus Crew, Arsenal) and other assorted nonsense; no sucka MCs or mark ass bustas #Abide

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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 12h
As we head into Halloween season, please remember that trunk-or-treating is bullshit and a symbol of all that is wrong with this country.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 14h
Has Tom Hanks signed on to play Smitty yet?
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 15h
Good thing we've done away with the humanities in schools.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15h
If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 16h
I love that what set this all off was a picture of a bunch of UT students of Indian descent in cowboy hats cheering at a football game. Like how much more assimilated to American culture can you possibly be? Also, if Bo French was serious, he’d change his name to Bo Freedom.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not a big fan of these all brown unis. Or of Deshaun Watson.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guy who should be in The Hague for war crimes has opinions about execution methods.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The profound moral question is not, 'Do they deserve to die?' but 'Do we deserve to kill them?'" - Sister Helen Prejean
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Makes Reagan’s astrological-based decision making seem reasonable in comparison.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Might as well interview the crank who's drinking by himself at the end of the bar and ranting at anyone who gets within earshot. "Carl, some old retired guy who's not in contact with his children, sat down for an interview with TIME at the White Horse Tavern on Sept. 28."
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
cnn.com
The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not that anyone asked for it, but here’s the course description and booklist from a class on soccer in my penultimate year in academia. We read a lot more articles and played pick-up futsal on some derelict tennis courts a few times, too.
Honors 341: Soccer and Society
Spring 2018
Instructor:
Dr. Dave Hageman
E-mail:
hageman@lynchburg.edu
Office:
505 Brevard 3B
Office Hours: MWF 10-11:00, 12-1:00; TTh 1-3:00, and by appointment Section:
A (MWF 9-9:50, 316 Hobbs)
General Course Description:
Liverpool manager Bill Shankly once said that "Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, 1 am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that." In this course we will study the myriad ways in which soccer transcends the action on the pitch and influences (and is influenced by) those who watch and play the game. By examining a variety of texts including the work of historians and social critics as well as contemporary media on the beautiful game, students will consider how soccer provides a lens through which to view a number of important global issues such as inequality, race, gender, and imperialism, both historically and in the present.Required Course Materials:
Andrei S. Markovits and Steven L. Hellerman, Offside: Soccer and American Exceptionalism
Tamir Bar-On, Beyond Soccer: International Relations and Politics as Seen Through the Beautiful Game Kevin E. Simpson, Soccer under the Swastika: Stories of Survival and Resistance during the Holocaust Stacey Pope, The Feminization of Sports Fandom: A
Sociological Study
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A faithful real-world construction of Tomlinville would immediately reverse the decline in tourism to the US.
Mike Tomlin and his Minecraft city
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sunset with a bunch of purple martins (?)
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Standing like some sort of unholy amalgamation of FDR and Gerry Fleck.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Men are too emotional to be pilots.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape”
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So #USMNT is totally winning back to back World Cups in 2030 and 2034.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TikTok almost got banned on national security grounds and yet this Nazi-owned, CSAM-producing cesspool is still allowed to exist.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Conservatives used to decry politically correct language as catering to the delicate sensibilities of marginalized groups. And here they are catering to the delicate sensibilities of a single deranged old man.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At its core this is a Democratic branding problem. Imagine if the average consumer was like “Coke promotes brain growth and Pepsi gives you butt cancer” and Pepsi execs just kept saying “nuh-uh, we’re actually pretty similar to Coke.”
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t remember reading about the Southside Shotgun Satanist in the recent NYT write up on Youngstown
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith trying to remember why the fuck he would want to watch the 2023-24 Atlanta Hawks
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The national anthem at the Bears’ Monday Night game may have just given Stephen Miller an aneurysm.🤞
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Checkmate, liberals
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here’s some cool lichen. I’m #LichenIt
Some cool lichen on a tree trunk.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It seems Liberty folks are freaking out over a Joker mask, but also “I don’t know what this is but I’m pretty sure I don’t like it” is a great motto for our times.
A Liberty football player wearing a Joker mask for some reason (causing a turnover maybe?)
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is there a more contemptible team in MLS than Miami? #Crew96
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hot early morning ACC club soccer action! It’s Virginia Tech 2-1 Wake Forest at the half.
Charlie in goal for the VT club soccer teamCharlie in goal for the VT club soccer team
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Took a couple weeks but karma got Michigan.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I become a college president I’m going to eliminate the Business and Criminal Justice Departments.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 24/09/2026
I don't have time to write more, but ICE is working to remove people to third countries in violation of D.V.D. v. DHS. I've been up since 5:20 A.M. working with two other attorneys to prevent our client from being shipped out. If you rep someone at risk of third country removal, check on them NOW
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anytime one of these or any other monster truck runs someone over, it’s not an “accident.” They don’t belong on public roads.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/09/2026
EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country.
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Erin Lockwood @erinkaylockwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is human trafficking on a massive scale.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/09/2026
THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT I WANT MY GOVERNMENT TO DO Hold large corporations accountable. Distribute the proceeds to the workers. Rinse, repeat.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe right wingers should stop being such shitty authors. Sounds like a skill issue.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If executive branch creates a system so that people under government control can be located and then just stops listing some people in that system — despite their still being under government control — that should be a five-alarm fire for the other branches, the states, and the public.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The man ICE shot in Austin today is named Wilber Rafael Garces Perez. Per his lawyer, she and Perez’s family were run off of hospital property where he’s being treated and won’t even confirm he’s there because he’s “in ICE custody.” Actual criminals.
npr.org
Federal immigration agent shoots and injures man in Austin, Texas
The person shot is in serious but stable condition, Austin Mayor Kirk Watson said in a press conference.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The video shows the agents literally just leaving the guy in the street and driving off.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At Kardinal Hall in Charlottesville, while the kids are at the Willie Nelson show.
Veggie brat with an Oktoberfest in the background The wife and I cheersing
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At least we know that just a little bit of dynamite would be enough to do away with this eyesore.
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Dave Hageman @davehageman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So disrespectful to say the f word to Holly Rowe.
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