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David S. Pumpkins 🎃

@davehageman.bsky.social
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Former historian; Ohioan in VA; napping enthusiast; soccer (Columbus Crew, Arsenal) and other assorted nonsense; no sucka MCs or mark ass bustas #Abide

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 1h
Since the start of Trump’s second term, federal agents have detained at least 70 American children. In one instance, a 15-year-old with disabilities was handcuffed outside a school in Los Angeles when agents mistook him for an alleged gang member.
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 14h
I think they need a blue City Connect jersey, though. There’s too much white. I really expect more out of the Paxton campaign.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 15h
They do have a bit of a “so bad they’re actually good” quality about them. Like an old school Astros jersey or just about any ‘70s MLB jersey. Except those White Sox ones. Those will always be hideous.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 15h
Also just noticed the blue pants and tutu which is definitely not a good look with the white jerseys. Maybe they’re meant to evoke the horror of these White Sox abominations, though.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 15h
Why are there 3 different white home jerseys, though? Talarico’s is perhaps a little staid but I don’t care for the horizontal striping on back left or the pinstripe/sleeve striping combo on back right at all. Anyone know if Paul Lukas of Uni Watch fame is on here?
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 17h
This image is gonna start showing up in every advertisement for barefoot shoes I get on instagram.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 17h
I wonder if anyone will actually ask JD Vance how he squares his presumed support for Hegseth’s recently announced lynching party with the Catholic Church’s opposition to capital punishment.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 17h
It’ll be interesting to see what the Catholics in the Trump regime have to say about this and Hegseth’s lynching party when both are clearly contrary to Catholic doctrine. I’m sure some energizing reporter will ask JD Vance about it.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have something in common with the great Adrian Chiles.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A lot of people don’t realize that this was the entirely of Eugene V. Debs’s presidential platform.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No mention of cold beer. This song sucks.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Parenting should slap this guy upside the head.
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Randi Weingarten 🖇️📚✊🇺🇸 @rweingarten.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ICE is a lawless and reckless operation—detaining more than 500 U.S. citizens. They're violating Americans' constitutional rights and then gaslighting the public about what we can see with our own eyes. These are textbook authoritarian tactics. projects.propublica.org/american-cit...
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tale as old as time.
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Mitch Wolfe @whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The candidate’s name is Bernadette Greene-Placentia. And her opponent, Abraham Hamadeh, has defended the Tate Brothers.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve long advocated for doing the humming and martial drumming bits from Paint it Black as a stadium-wide chant but I fear the club has misunderstood.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, seems like things could progress from chippiness to fisticuffs pretty quickly because the ref isn’t reining things in.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ll be a bit surprised if this #USACAN friendly finishes 11v11. #USMNT
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big Dumper, Sr.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every car looks like every other car. Car makers should make quirky, relatively inexpensive, relatively bare bones EVs and make money on selling upgrades (100s of different paint colors and designs, tail fins, interior upgrades, whatever the fuck so people have a unique ride). Also ban car dealers.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, I think gas-powered cars should be banned, too, so that takes care of the oil problem.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is why anything bigger than a Subaru Outback should be banned. Can’t buy and drive a Ford Leviathan Dreadnought XXL if they’re illegal.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Engaging in some hot mid-week MACtion (eating a McIntosh apple, the best apple variety).
A McIntosh apple on a wooden desk.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We live in a police state now
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I gotta say it was a good day.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every time I see Ken Paxton I’m shocked by the fact that someone could actually have an affair with him. Just a horribly ugly soul with a face to match.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s kinda disconcerting to hear a bunch of Brits keep saying “cookies.” #GBBO
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We keep doing trickle down economics despite it demonstrably not working over and over again. Might as well have a little variety.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Samsies! OG artwork or GTFO
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/10/2026
a GOP pedophile before it was cool wish the Democrats had hung the fact that the leader of Republican Senate was a monster around the neck of the party instead of instantly forgetting he existed but oh well rest in piss
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Says what it does on the tin.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s mushroom stroganoff season, motherfuckers
A plate of mushroom stroganoff
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s pumpkin Bundt cake season, motherfuckers.
A whole wheat pumpkin Bundt cake on a plate with a pumpkin beer in the background
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a lie. Some of these people are being imprisoned indefinitely in squalid condition in African prisons. Others report being beaten and arbitrarily deported in violation of international law back to their home countries, where they face persecution or torture.
The indefinite nature of their confinement has taken a severe toll. In October 2025, a Cuban man who was on the July flight went on a hunger strike for a month-until he started showing signs of organ failure —to protest the conditions of his detention, including his ongoing confinement and lack of access to legal counsel.
Terrified of being imprisoned in Eswatini forever, another man repeatedly told his attorney that the prison there never lets people go. One man told his attorney that he feels like a caged animal with no end in sight. The prison does not have air conditioning, making the hot, humid summer months especially uncomfortable for the men.
Food is insufficient, medication is scarce, and requests often go unmet or are belatedly met.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In light of that Atlantic article going around featuring the traumatized truck driver who hit Pierre Damas Bel, I'll re-up what I wrote a month ago. craigcalcaterra.com/blog/there-i...
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Blood on J.D. Vance’s hands
A young Haitian man walked in front of a truck. His blood is on J.D. Vance’s hands
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope that the hell JD Vance, Chris Rufo and the other shitbags who caused this believe in is real.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
remarkable piece of journalism. really worth reading.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When was the last time the press ran a story about republicans making intemperate remarks about democrats? Fretting about whether republicans are doing enough to be bipartisan, to reach out to the forgotten voters who favor the democrats?
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zohran knows what’s up. #FuckTrunkOrTreat
Skeet from me reading “As we head into Halloween season, please remember that trunk-or-treating is bullshit and a symbol of all that is wrong with this country.”
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 03/10/2026
Time to play my favorite game, Soccer or Politics?
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers
Framed cross stitch that says “It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers” surrounded by several decorative gourds
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn, I should’ve gotten Indian for dinner tonight
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Larry David Confused
Alt: Larry David Confused
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David S. Pumpkins 🎃 @davehageman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As we head into Halloween season, please remember that trunk-or-treating is bullshit and a symbol of all that is wrong with this country.
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