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Dave C

@dave.rwscripts.com
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Tech lead at valor. Developer of massively multiplayer football manager sim Jumpers for Goalposts (play.google.com/store/apps/details?…). Heavy metal fan. #NUFC. Learning German and BSL

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Ruth Watson @ruthwatson.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
People are apes. We need touch. Love. Warmth. Communication. A dog. A cat. A budgie. Not a talking hairdryer.
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Stanandthat @stanandthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(chef's kiss)
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 01/10/2026
I did notice this in the reveal news. I was a bit, "sorry, wtf is that? Are we not going to mention that?"
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rayner is correct: these proposals are economically damaging and politically counterproductive. Pretty clear that view is now almost universal in the Cabinet/Labour Party and the informed public. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
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Angela Rayner condemns Labour’s migrant visa crackdown
Speaking before the party conference, the housing secretary says Shabana Mahmood’s immigration plans would affect care workers
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 25/09/2026
This is what Reform UK do when they're in charge.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.

Doug Stanhope
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 23/09/2026
Jumpers for Goalposts is now available with a 2D match engine so you can SEE your drunken idiots amble around the pitch and lead you to glory. tinyurl.com/jfgand #footy #android #games #management #sim #indiedev #googleplay #footballmanagement #mmo #fm #football
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John D. Lewis @johndlewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Get #NUFC folks read this. She's one of us.
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 19/09/2026
As some of you know, I've been building my own stupid football management game and I think it's quite fun. Recently I've been building a 2D match engine for it. It's coming soon tinyurl.com/jfgand #footy #android #games #management #sim #indiedev #googleplay #footballmanagement #mmo #fm #football
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Every day that Burnham fails to do anything about these fucking private fash armies is a day knocked off the end of his leadership. You cannot accommodate the views of cunts. Stop trying. Be a leader. Smash these fuckwits. Smash them now and smash them hard. No mercy. Ten years jail.
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 08/09/2026
25 shots? I think I was watching a different game 😂
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 04/09/2026
My mistake.i checked and it was ardal ohanlon
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 03/09/2026
Didn't linehan recently say Ayoade isn't talking to him anymore?
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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Francis (@FrancisChipp) If you’d told me 6 weeks ago we’d be going into the final day of the transfer window, sitting 2 points below Hull City and preparing a contract extension for Joe Willock I’d have believed it completely. [Quoting @CraigHope_DM: 🚨 EXC: Joe Willock set to STAY at (1/2)
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 29/08/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... oh no 😭 "His family asks that you honour his remarkable legacy by serving your communities and leading others with compassion, integrity, and loyalty and always remember 'be strong enough to be gentle'."
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Peter Cullen: Optimus Prime and Eeyore voice actor dies
Cullen voiced the heroic Optimus Prime in the Transformers TV series and then the Hollywood films.
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 28/08/2026
you knew it would happen
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 27/08/2026
static.klipy.com
You're Joking, Not Another One!
ALT: You're Joking, Not Another One!
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 25/08/2026
It's just a little airborne. It's still good it's still good
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 23/08/2026
Really really hate playing Liverpool #nufc
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 23/08/2026
Is Steve suggesting Triton eats his dinner with his Trident
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 22/08/2026
I hear the Tnothish Borders are lovely this time of year
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 21/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=27FP...
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Where doctors upgraded his condition to "Alive."
YouTube video by Hadynpark
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 19/08/2026
give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head
Hot rod opening the matrix in transformers the movie. You've got the touch 🎶
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BOOsky Eldritch 🖤👻🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
idk I feel like this is blatant misuse of the alert system
Archie my black and white cat shouting at me. There is a speech bubble saying severe alert with a yellow warning triangle. He is saying I have not had dinner. That was another cat disguised as me.
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 12/08/2026
😻😻😻
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cursed Ronaldo statue with eyebrows
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 11/08/2026
Nufc360 are an aggregator so it is a bit redundant to include them in the aggregation 😂. Also they've definitely cranked up the ai slop
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 08/08/2026
The football is back and your team will be crap again. Be the manager of a team of drunks instead and show 'em how its done. Jumpers for Goalposts, multiplayer football management is available on Android now play.google.com/store/apps/d... #fpl #football #soccer #pl #friendlies
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 08/08/2026
Are you in the tardis?
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 07/08/2026
Same energy #nufc
PS1 Lara Croft vs PS5 Lara Croft
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 05/08/2026
I'm angry that the rules are written in a way that meant #NUFC couldn't make a mistake without it setting them back 5 years. That's not on Bruno. Maybe I'm naive but, I feel he would have stayed if the momentum had kept the club moving forwards. It hasn't. Things have been worse 😉 2/2
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 05/08/2026
I've nothing but love and appreciation for Bruno when he leaves. I understand and accept he wants to move to a club where he can win major trophies before he retires. I'm frustrated #NUFC made mistakes that stopped us being able to offer him that and 1/2
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 05/08/2026
Yey. Happy birthday to me 😥 #NUFC
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 04/08/2026
I'm not convinced how that solves the problem of it being complicated and hard to reproduce. Still looks like it has all the same issues as before but as if rendered by a PlayStation 2
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
R.I.P. Jimmy Cricket.
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 03/08/2026
Looks like he should be playing in goal
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 01/08/2026
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Benedict Townsend: Is That A Crime?
ALT: Benedict Townsend: Is That A Crime?
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls"

As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just had reason to think of my favourite story of crypto bro idiocy. Yep, still funny.
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Man who paid $2.9m for NFT of Jack Dorsey’s first tweet set to lose almost $2.9m
‘This is the Mona Lisa of the digital world’, says crypto entrepreneur Sina Estavi who bought the NFT in March 2021
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The world is run by the most depressing people who have ever lived.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
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Dave C @dave.rwscripts.com · 30/07/2026
Probably the right decision. Definitely the wrong time. Also massive concerns that PIF are allegedly dealing with Bruno sale and appear to have a significant decision on the next manager. Two things I'd expect CEO and sporting director to be doing. How are THEY feeling atm?
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When Eddie Howe arrived, Newcastle were 19th, winless and staring at relegation. He gave us belief, took us to the Champions League and gave us the best moment of our lives at Wembley. The ending was hard, but the journey can never be erased. Thank you, Eddie. 🖤🤍
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Martin @mwoodford.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thanks for the hard work Eddie. No-one could have done more.
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Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies🧟‍♀️ @theblueststar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#Topical
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