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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 7h

Really looking forward to Romesh’s face when he’s murdered by James Acaster. ‘You fucking prick, James!’ #traitors

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 8h

Spotted a Yamaha acoustic on the stage, foretelling an ‘exclusive acoustic performance’ later #totp

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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 10h

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 11h

Love the idea of rebel street poets, until they turn up and then they can fuck off

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 12h

I have never, ever found an author who does a good job of their audiobook. Even stand-up comedians, people whose whole craft is timing, tone and pitch, fuck it up

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 13h

He's given up. Once it stopped just being about the money and the showbiz and started getting *properly* political he lost interest. Having Danny Kruger appear was what tipped it for me - the man's a zealot. Farage is off the telly, nothing more; he'll be off long before 2029

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 14h

Yes, it’s all worth it so I can have a perfectly personalised, highly detailed version of Grand Theft Auto set in Market Harborough

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 14h

Beautiful needle threading, Arnie. Keep telling yourself how good you are

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 14h

I had no idea Gromit was a friend of Graham Linehan, either

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 15h

This joke also works with Lance Armstrong, for the more retro crowd

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 15h

Find me evidence I don't, or fuck off with that nonsense

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 15h

What was bad about defeating the Nazis, Arnie?

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 15h

Instigated a full review and implementation of sweeping changes to the new layout of my desk. Still hate it

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15h

My suspicion about this live-streamed execution, as someone who has watched a lot of Ukrainian drone footage and strongly suspects that's had an impact on his psyche, is that even MAGA Americans are going to find that they don't enjoy seeing someone killed nearly as much as they think they will.

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 15h

Getting ripped to the fucking tits on beetle nandrolone

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23h

[guy compulsively hoarding his obscene wealth] Once the machine steals everyone’s jobs and money, things will be great

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

I want to see how badly that fucker is being torn to bits, but it's on Twitter and I'm not going there, even to gloat

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

These people are astoundingly dumb

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

If you don't want to read to your baby so much you will spend ten times more time building a computer to do it, you aren't a mighty technologist making huge strides in a civilisation-level technological revolution. You are just another terrible, terrible father, and we've already got loads of those

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

I thought ol' Chainsaw Millei was going to make everything work on the internet, then sack all the civil servants for being woke?

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

Outbreak is a classic of the genre too

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

Fairly sure the main questions they’ll get on the campaign trail will be ‘So how will you pay for this’ from one side and ‘And you’ll use these missiles to shoot at the small boats, yes?’ From the other, and neither have a non-mad answer

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

Have just spent 30 mins totally rearranging my desk and I hate it

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

Chuck Churchill and Elizabeth I into that list as well, see who wins between them and a puffin (it'll be the puffin, by miles)

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

Curious as to what this is about. If anyone knows this Frog person, please do ask them what I've said to put me literally outside of humanity's systems

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

There were signs outside the prison for a while saying 'This is not Leicester Castle' and everything. Marvellous stuff

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

I am pleased she said it, but I honestly think this is doomed. How do they react when the Reform voters they're chasing so desperately say 'I just fucking hate them immigrants' and that's all that matters to them? How do they square it with the Islamophobia that's been their whole thing since 9/11?

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think this is often driven by media class overcompensation for fear of metropolitan bias: a lack of proper engagement across geography, social class lines leads to a weird caricature of public opinion, as if the radicalised online group must be speaking up for authentic public opinion

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

Once Boy (14) is out of his GCSEs he's off to find a Saturday job to see him through college. I've already told him this is non-negotiable

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

Having a customer facing retail job should be like National Service - everyone does a year. Imagine some dreadful Telegraph columnist being forced to work in Halfords

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026

more business owners need to be like this

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I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

Age yourself with a childhood crush

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

I hope he leaves some fanny for the rest of us

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

Who are the FLA and how did they get more members than the National Trust and the RSPB put together?

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

Or that they expect orgasms and flowers and hot excitement at all times, and get narky when it's not that. Eating a bit of dinner then telly until bedtime is what's normal. You do the hot excitement for a little while at first, and then occasionally afterwards, but it's 90% dinner and telly

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

Just had my phone gone autocorrect ‘coming’ to ‘going’ with no warning. But no, the tech revolution is going really well, thanks

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

I think she’s accusing him of being a heartwarming, lovable paragon of humanity, kindness and virtue. No way is he going back from that

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

The number of people who seem to hate their spouses saddens me. So many unhappy people

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

Hang on, I'm just getting a TikTok of Andy Burnham talking sensitively to Ian Wright about racism being released within the next few days in my earpiece

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

She didn't mention me by name, and nor did Andy Burnham. So I'm voting Restore in 2029

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

Waiting to see how long Bluesky take to put a content warning on this

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

I think because really it's nothing to do with the Middle East. They're all proxies for anti-Americanism, which is why so many of these people are happy to take Russia's word for it about Ukraine. My enemy's enemy is my friend etc

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

I can't think of anything worse than watching Kemi Badenoch's conference speech, and I had a heart attack when I was 39

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

I was very confused, and initially thought you meant Lene Marlin had died

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