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Dashiell Bennett

@dashiell.bsky.social
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New Yorker raised in Michigan. Recovered Blogspot Reply Guy.

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 9h
Did the baseball season end?
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 13h
Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, I repeat, Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, this is not a drill. #Isaias
Screenshot of a FB post by meteorologist Greg Dee showing Waffle House locations closed in the panhandle
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 13h
Obviously everyone in this story is a huge loser, but I didn't realize that nearly all those buildings around Wrigley where they charge you to watch Cubs are also owned by the Cubs. They used to just be places people lived!
espn.com
Inside a Wrigleyville rooftop owner's fight with the Cubs
Will the last holdout in Wrigleyville be able to stand up to the Chicago Cubs?
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 18h
Is the going rate for blogs still $12 a post?
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 18h
{the saddest possible Bill Sweriski voice} Dit-ka.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 19h
gd i would actually see this opening night
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who radicalized him? Minecraft?
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A perfect distillation of a group of freaks running a country they do not understand in the slightest
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My first gut reaction to DIGGER was that in about 10 years it will see a major reappraisal and come to be regarded as Inarritu's best work. Then I saw @jael.bsky.social's feed and realized I wrong. It was more like 10 hours.
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Antifa CEO (official) @ultrafast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Digger making $252,922,847,246,203 at the box office
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sorry, we're mailing F-35 canopies through UNITED PARCEL SERVICE??? With THREE international layovers?????
bloomberg.com
UPS Worker Missed Security Email, Letting China Get F-35 Parts
China managed to get a hold of parts from an F-35 stealth fighter jet after a United Parcel Service Inc. employee missed an email warning not to route the shipment through Hong Kong, according to a pe...
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just realized that DIGGER has a fatal flaw built into it which is that Tom Cruise doesn't do any running. But that's why you hire him!
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Obviously these "public relations" people belong in the garbage, but I also need to say that Ghost Stories is an all-time banger of an album and it's crazy it's the only one she ever released
nytimes.com
How to Destroy a Reputation in Hollywood, as Told in 5 Women’s Lawsuits
Five women have said they were the targets of malicious public relations campaigns that were spearheaded by three influential players.
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the essay is a narrative written by Ronaldo in the purest notes app quasi-apology genre form depicting himself as the Real Victim Here, describing how he ended up leaving the national team camp the core of the story is (for real) about Jorge Jesus not reading the talking points Ronaldo gave him
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You used to have get out of your car and spread the map out on the hood to see it all!!
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Let me introduce you to my two friends..." {holds up both my fists} "... Rand ... and McNally"
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't think he was actually advocating for the destruction of San Diego, but maybe people think that because he illegally withholds federal funding from places he doesn't like, but no one ever seems to care about that or do anything about it!
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
{The Rock voice} FINALLY fall has come back
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
18 days and you couldn't just ask him how tall He is? Smdh
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why am I getting (anti-trans) Texas Senate ads during a Jets-Bears game on a local NYC station??
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Potential go-ahead HR for Padres thwarted by American Family Field roof" If you tried to make Mel Allen explain this sentence on TWiB you would go to prison
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michigan-Michigan State this year might be the ugliest game you've ever seen
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think the flag isn't even on a pole? It's just stapled to the wall?
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what the heck is going on here
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nice try, but you are not going to get me to believe in things like "polls" and "waves." Not falling for it (again)
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forgot how great this album is!
music.apple.com
She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper on Apple Music
Album · 1983 · 10 Songs
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have the coaches considered unionizing?
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
San Diego State has at least 14 players who are on the injury report as QUESTIONABLE: Mumps
espn.com
San Diego State football team dealing with mumps outbreak
San Diego State's football team is dealing with a mumps outbreak as it prepares for Saturday's Pac-12 opener against Texas State.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like if the state tries and then fails to kill you, that's it. The death sentence has been served. There should be no do-overs.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very cool thing for a normal country to do
wsj.com
Exclusive | Decades After Watergate, Justice Department Reviews Whether Nixon Got a Raw Deal
A revisionist historian went to the DOJ headquarters to present his case that the former president and his associates weren’t treated fairly.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October: scientifically proven to be the best month of the year
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
End the death penalty. Forever
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That fact that he still went to a friendly outlet and continued to call Smith a liar even after botching the job kinda gives the game away
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also: even if he had been at the Hawks game, that wouldn't have meant anything! Atlanta is a big city! Everyone there doesn't know each other!
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know it's all about creating an alternate reality where your enemies are perpetually Owned, but this is pretty pathetic, especially for a senator
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying to imagine a universe in which I would be happy to see any of these teams win the World Series. Can't really picture it!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Again, it's exciting to see everyone outside of New York finally learn about Trump's unique style of "real estate development"
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"It was on my trip to Sweden that I was first inspired to write the song 'Cleveland!'"
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The next administration must bring all these people back
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Human innovation is an unceasing marvel
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone should call the FBI!
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wild statistic I just read: 97.99 percent of all email traffic now is just security codes so you can log into websites you already have a password for
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait, instead of an EP she's selling 3 CDs with exactly one song it??
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
aaron judge makes millions of dollars why does he need a loan from the federal government
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol ok. I feel whole again!
An alert from Venmo telling me that I have received $37.42 from "Oracle Data Privacy Settlement Administrator"
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Stephanie Farr @farfarraway.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The air traffic controller who answered is definitely from Philly. Sound on.
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Tigers were fortunate to have one best stadium names paid for by a corporation and now they will trade it in for one of the absolute worst
mlb.com
Tigers' ballpark name changed to Fifth Third Park
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not content to block bus lanes in midtown Amazon is now just straight up parking at bus stops. (It's UNGA week btw. Cops on literally every corner)
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