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against the will of the universe i am cooking pasta

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Hollow Knight Community @hkcommunity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Come join the Silksong Speedrunning Community on September 5th & 6th for our first anniversary celebration! SK1Y will feature bingo and speedrunning showcases over one awesome weekend. Check out the schedule for the event, and hope to see you there!
Hollow Knight Silksong 1st Anniversary Bingy Day - September 5th, 2026. Introduction: Sep 5, 11:00am EDT | Sep 5, 15:00 UTC - TaigaSP. Hand-Brain 3-Line: Sep 5, 11:10 AM EDT | Sep 5: 15:!0 UTC - Abby & Shadow, Atlas & Failsafe, Lunia & Blob/by. Pattern: Sep 5, 12:50PM EDT | Sep 5, 16:50 UTC - Failsafe, Bimmy, Achow, Lunia. Lockout: Sep 5, 2:20PM EDT | Sep 5, 18:20 UTC - Taiga vs. Odanl. 2v2 Blackout: Sep 5, 4:00PM EDT | Sep 5, 20:00 UTC - Taiga & Xephros vs. Achow & Dadison. Pictionary 3 Line: Sep 5, 5:40PM EDT | Sep 5, 21:40 UTC - Abby, Danl, Enamoured. Doublingy: Sep 5, 7:15PM EDT | Sep 5, 23:15 UTC - Dadison & Blimmy, TaigaSP & AtlasHollow Knight Silksong 1st Anniversary - September 6, 2026. Introduction: Sep 6, 9:00 AM EDT | Sep 6, 13:00 UTC - TaigaSP. Key Route Any% Race: Sep 6, 9:10AM EDT | Sep 6, 13:10UTC - Lane, Cyv, Nebula, Ceen. All Any% NMG Bosses AG: Sep 6, 10:15AM EDT | Sep 6, 14:15 UTC - meemee. Awoo% Race: Sep 6, 11:10AM EDT | Sep 6, 15:10 UTC - 8Biggy, AtlasOFSouls, Bimmy, Zodiam. 2p Any% Showcase: Sep 6, 12:50PM EDT | Sep 6, 16:50 UTC - TaigaSP, Cryonis. AA2B Race: Sep 6, 1:55PM EDT | Sep 6, 17:55 UTC - Cyv, Blob/by, Nebula, odanl. True Ending Relay Race: Sep 6, 4:35PM EDT | Sep 6, 20:35 UTC - Team Horse vs Team Not Horse
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
echo "$USER" > death_note.txt
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
unrelatedly it must be awesome to have a defense attorney with the name "armour"
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
wrong files guys
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
grog would brew the magic potion
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
one more recruit for the closeted millennials club
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i don't think they're saying that, i think their point is that keeping people vulnerable and under threat is what makes them anxious to do things like protest
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
—olórin, probably
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
there's also the respective scenes of jimmy mcgill and walter white boastfully ranting about their criminal connections to avoid admitting how screwed they are
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
such is the nature of utter denial, i guess
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
guy who has only seen andor season 1 episode 3: getting some real andor season 1 episode 3 vibes from this
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i've done it too we all float down here
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
a second equally common point of confusion is the tendency to spell "khamenei" as "khameini" but that one seems a little less consequential
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"right party"
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
i was going to say it's an auspicious day because 2+24=26, but idk if we're ready for that conversation
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Katie Drummond @katie-drummond.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship. Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
wired.com
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
a triplet would be 4 2 and 0
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
looking for antarctica
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"latched onto" != "learned from" the sentiment has ofc existed on the right since the before times. but this specific rhetorical weapon being validated on the left for the mainstream allowed them to gain traction using it.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
this was technically a rewatch but the first time was on pirated subtitles, so i actually understood the plot this time which dramatically enhanced the experience
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
deeply funny post to see right as i open my phone after watching park chan-wook's 2022 dark comedy thriller decision to leave
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
sentimental value hamnet it was just an accident wake up dead man ftr superman's politics will piss off the right people but it's quite bad by basically every metric
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Benjamin Suchard @bnuyaminim.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Fun fact: you can automatically generate esoteric texts by machine translating Arabic Wikipedia pages on grammatical terms.
Naked

Part of a series of articles on Grammar and conjugation in Arabic

A negligence is any common name in its genus that does not belong to one or the other, whether the gender exists or is predestined. Knowledge corresponds to it, and it is brought closer to understanding, to say: Every name that is suitable for the entrance of the knowledge to it, or the location of something that is suitable for the entry of the knowledge is signed on it.

The sign of denial is the entry of knowledge upon it, or the location of something that enters it, or the entry of "Lord" upon it, or the description of it as a denial.

Denial is the origin of nouns, and knowledge is the branch, because it precedes knowledge and because it does not need a presumption in its meaning other than knowledge.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
wouldn't that be if the ice age ended
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
$25%
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
he makes it look so easy
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
cathode ray tube
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
yup. both characters get wayyyy more interesting in their respective middle chapters. the difference is that TFA thinks it's a character-driven story and fails that vision, while SW doesn't ever pretend to be about anything but the action. so rey being like this stands out more in context
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
good.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
opened to comment this, ty for your contributions to humanity :)
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
largely correct but also i don't actually mind people overrating rogue one. return of the jedi in third place is nuts though.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
he probably tossed mine out based on zip code
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
the origin isn't on the curve that feels like cheating
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
been a while but my guess is because the noldor are (a lot) worse than the hobbit and lotr make them out to be, while the sindar are broadly the same
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
it mildly bugs me that we don't have an image of the clock in the shape of the accretion disk, but maybe that's the joke i can't tell
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
who was saying this??
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
what's the book called?
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
new zelda?
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
silksong speed completion done, now just the steel soul achievements left. i think procrastinating that might get me to start writing again??
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
wrong team sorry
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
i almost got talked into finishing arcane last week and this pulled me back from the brink
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
thanking the cosmos that i fell asleep before the game started
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
you gotta fight back man this can't be allowed to continue
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
yup. the follow-up that invites is "okay, so how do you get people to listen when you tell them the truth?" so then attempts to explain why that's not happening invoke contextual factors to talk about susceptibility to misinformation. it's scary to think our only recourse might be "yell louder."
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Biden doesn't get enough shit for naming Harris his running mate to begin with. That's the kind of thing someone with no care for the future does. She was already well established as a bad politician and a weak national level candidate by then.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
i'm far from the first person with this dunk but... buddy what exactly is unclear here?
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
tár and drive my car probably
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
listening now, definitely a step up from to the usual fare but still not reallly my thing—appreciate the rec though
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