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against the will of the universe i am cooking pasta

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Hollow Knight Community @hkcommunity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Come join the Silksong Speedrunning Community on September 5th & 6th for our first anniversary celebration! SK1Y will feature bingo and speedrunning showcases over one awesome weekend. Check out the schedule for the event, and hope to see you there!
Hollow Knight Silksong 1st Anniversary Bingy Day - September 5th, 2026. Introduction: Sep 5, 11:00am EDT | Sep 5, 15:00 UTC - TaigaSP. Hand-Brain 3-Line: Sep 5, 11:10 AM EDT | Sep 5: 15:!0 UTC - Abby & Shadow, Atlas & Failsafe, Lunia & Blob/by. Pattern: Sep 5, 12:50PM EDT | Sep 5, 16:50 UTC - Failsafe, Bimmy, Achow, Lunia. Lockout: Sep 5, 2:20PM EDT | Sep 5, 18:20 UTC - Taiga vs. Odanl. 2v2 Blackout: Sep 5, 4:00PM EDT | Sep 5, 20:00 UTC - Taiga & Xephros vs. Achow & Dadison. Pictionary 3 Line: Sep 5, 5:40PM EDT | Sep 5, 21:40 UTC - Abby, Danl, Enamoured. Doublingy: Sep 5, 7:15PM EDT | Sep 5, 23:15 UTC - Dadison & Blimmy, TaigaSP & AtlasHollow Knight Silksong 1st Anniversary - September 6, 2026. Introduction: Sep 6, 9:00 AM EDT | Sep 6, 13:00 UTC - TaigaSP. Key Route Any% Race: Sep 6, 9:10AM EDT | Sep 6, 13:10UTC - Lane, Cyv, Nebula, Ceen. All Any% NMG Bosses AG: Sep 6, 10:15AM EDT | Sep 6, 14:15 UTC - meemee. Awoo% Race: Sep 6, 11:10AM EDT | Sep 6, 15:10 UTC - 8Biggy, AtlasOFSouls, Bimmy, Zodiam. 2p Any% Showcase: Sep 6, 12:50PM EDT | Sep 6, 16:50 UTC - TaigaSP, Cryonis. AA2B Race: Sep 6, 1:55PM EDT | Sep 6, 17:55 UTC - Cyv, Blob/by, Nebula, odanl. True Ending Relay Race: Sep 6, 4:35PM EDT | Sep 6, 20:35 UTC - Team Horse vs Team Not Horse
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
echo "$USER" > death_note.txt
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
unrelatedly it must be awesome to have a defense attorney with the name "armour"
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
guy who has only seen andor season 1 episode 3: getting some real andor season 1 episode 3 vibes from this
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
a second equally common point of confusion is the tendency to spell "khamenei" as "khameini" but that one seems a little less consequential
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Katie Drummond @katie-drummond.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship. Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
wired.com
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
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Benjamin Suchard @bnuyaminim.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Fun fact: you can automatically generate esoteric texts by machine translating Arabic Wikipedia pages on grammatical terms.
Naked

Part of a series of articles on Grammar and conjugation in Arabic

A negligence is any common name in its genus that does not belong to one or the other, whether the gender exists or is predestined. Knowledge corresponds to it, and it is brought closer to understanding, to say: Every name that is suitable for the entrance of the knowledge to it, or the location of something that is suitable for the entry of the knowledge is signed on it.

The sign of denial is the entry of knowledge upon it, or the location of something that enters it, or the entry of "Lord" upon it, or the description of it as a denial.

Denial is the origin of nouns, and knowledge is the branch, because it precedes knowledge and because it does not need a presumption in its meaning other than knowledge.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
All the centrists who rushed to fondly eulogize Charlie Kirk should have to read Trump's Reiner post every morning before they get out of bed.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
silksong speed completion done, now just the steel soul achievements left. i think procrastinating that might get me to start writing again??
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
wrong team sorry
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
thanking the cosmos that i fell asleep before the game started
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Biden doesn't get enough shit for naming Harris his running mate to begin with. That's the kind of thing someone with no care for the future does. She was already well established as a bad politician and a weak national level candidate by then.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
i'm far from the first person with this dunk but... buddy what exactly is unclear here?
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
just beat silksong and i can confidently say it's good. some really weird choices kinda for their own sake but overall it hits much more than it misses. pound for pound an improvement on the original even if it doesn't cohere as well IMO.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
six hours in, silksong is good guys
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
actually wait super easy to get on gog just doing that instead
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
steam page crashed LOL
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
slksiogn :))))))
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
took a sip of coffee and my entire worldview imploded
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
if this doesn't get at least 8x the coverage of hillary's email server then i'm condemning this newsroom to 300 cycles of somatic reconditioning
nytimes.com
DOGE Put Critical Social Security Data at Risk, Whistle-Blower Says
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
We got there sooo early while relatively few people are here. Demon timing and navigation from @signal-free.bsky.social @darthchurros.bsky.social @herbjonesfan.bsky.social
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
i need to find the original and add it to my reaction image folder. or i can just screenshot this, idk
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/08/2025
i somehow only just learned that the horse girl gacha game which i've occasionally seen posts about is not about horse girls (girls who ride horses) it is horse girls (girls who are horses) and Also they are school girls named after real iconic race horses dreaming to become idols. key information!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 25/07/2025
Generative AI is a massive con, and an expensive one to keep running. As companies keep splashing out on massive data centers to power the technology, they need money — and part of the way they’re getting it is by squeezing existing customers. www.disconnect.blog/p/ive-had-it...
But keeping the bubble inflated costs hundreds of billions of dollars, and that money needs to come from somewhere without destroying the balance sheets of the tech monopolists. One of their answers is deception: to pull more money out of the pockets of their existing customers while trying to make them believe they have no other choice.

For months, I’ve been reading the stories about Google, Microsoft, Salesforce, and any number of other companies hiking prices while pushing generative AI tools on their existing customers. It’s not just a clear abuse of market power, but turns your stomach when you know these tools are not nearly as useful as the companies try to make them seem.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
my family plan jumped from 100 to 130 USD and i would've killed it there if i were the one paying for it (i'm just the admin). FUCK microsoft.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
yeah uh how about we should actually
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
they realized they were cooking too hard on trump and epstein and rushed to balance it out with some good old-fashioned inane slop
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Generative AI is useful, whatever the other concerns? Interesting. Unrelatedly, did you know that the nectar at the bottom of the pitcher plant is sweet and, in its way, genuinely nutritious?
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
this is my fourth aeropress recommendation in a week wtf do i just lock in
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
ross douthat does not deserve to be employed as a writer
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
luthor is easily the best part of the movie, even if this on its own doesn't redeem it overall
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I mean we all know what's up.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
this is the new kissing babies
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
eh screw it i'm downloading signal
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Blue states played cooperate for years w red states, even the most forgiving tit for tat strategy says it’s time to defect.
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Joshua Benton @joshuabenton.com · 07/07/2025
Any “senior” journalist who — in 2025! — still thinks about newsroom decisionmaking in terms of “Hey, if people are criticizing a story, it must have been the right to publish it!” either has learned nothing from the past decade, has brain worms, or both. www.semafor.com/article/07/0...
Despite some public criticism and internal grumbling, the paper's leadership has continued to back the piece.
One person familiar with the editorial process noted that the Times' senior editors were aligned on whether to publish the piece, which was read and greenlit by multiple top editors before its publication. Others on staff that spoke with Semafor on the condition of anonymity said the reaction to the piece showed why it was important to tackle it.
"The fact that this story engendered all the conversation and debate that it has feels like all the evidence you need that this was a legit line of reporting," one senior reporter told Semafor.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
challengers
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
hard to get excited about july 4th this year but it's a reminder to me that our democracy has *always* been fragile. we're taught in schools that the genius founders planned for everything in their system. it's inspiring in a way to remember that's false—we never stopped trying to figure it out.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
i don't actually think the media wants trump in power, but i do think they don't take him seriously. clearly they see socialism as the existential threat that they refuse to frame fascism as.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
1/2 You could write a book about one atrocious headline in print NYT today (I sort of wrote this book 30 years ago, Breaking the News, but others can take a turn.) What's wrong this headline? Mamdani "faces scrutiny" **ONLY AND EXCLUSIVELY** because NYT decided to make this a "thing." Really bad.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
one way you can tell he’s lying is that the story was sold with a hard news headline as opposed to the poncy “From Kampala to Queens, Mamdani navigates a complex identity” feature hed it would have gotten if it was actually about the decisions “people with overlapping identities wrestle with”
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
there is absolutely a way to turn that interview into the article these people are pretending they wrote. the one that went into print is not that. such a transparently bullshit rationalization.
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
the takeaway i'm seeing these people get—that zohran ran a good campaign on a weak platform—misses the entire point. the platform was the core of what made all the tiktoks, volunteering, and stunts click!
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
good for him ofc but this feels trivially true. given how opposed the other candidates were to him, you're either ranking cuomo first or not at all. that's why zohran leading the first round was game over.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/06/2025
you know, i’m not militantly pro city-run groceries — i think it is an interesting idea to pilot and try out! — but i’m getting negatively polarized into being a big supporter just from these incredibly vapid, brain-dead posts.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Jacqueline
@notjack.bsky.social
all x86 do is execute instruction fetch memory be hot chip and lie
May 27, 2024 at 11:33 PM 83
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snail lord @darthchurros.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
iphone 5c anyone?
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.
Two images of Zohran. On the left is the original from the campaign which shows a close cropped beard. On the right is a version used by Cuomo’s SuperPAC with an artificially longer, darker beard.
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