Reposted by Mrs. Darsy is Writing 🏳️🌈
I keep trying to think of any historical example where a given technology's PROMOTERS AND TRUE BELIEVERS were like 'we are absolutely going to ruin your fucking life so be prepared like it's the end of the world'
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"I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about."
"Get back money that's already yours. I'll check every state's database."
"I can get you money back when a price drops on an item you bought."
"I'll pick the best rewards card to use and switch on the offers."
"Set a savings goal. I'll flag what to cut when you go off track."
"I can turn your inbox into a complete plan for the day."
"Let me triage your inbox down to only what matters."
"I'll build you a fresh personality quiz every day."
"Snap a pic of what's broken. I'll find the part you need and order it for you."
"New home project? I'll gather the quotes and find the best vendors."
"Flag a pothole or busted streetlight. I'll try to get it fixed."
"Moving? I'll get quotes, book the movers, and file your address change."
"Tell me the item. I'll find the best-reviewed version at the best price."
"Let me hunt FB Marketplace for you. I'll haggle the price and arrange the pickup."
"Tell me what you're buying. I'll show you a side-by-side view of every option."
"I'll book the doctor follow-ups you keep putting off."
"Name a habit you want to break. I'll nudge you before your trigger."
"Show me the gear you've got. I'll build your whole workout around it."
"Snap a pic of your meal. I'll track every calorie."
"Gather the family. I'll host a live trivia night."
"Losing touch with someone? I'll find a time and draft the invite."
"Tell me about your pet. I'll keep their shots and food orders on schedule."
"I can plan your trip and track it live if anything changes."
"I'll track your reservation and make sure the crib, late check-out, and food allergy request are all set."
"I track your flights and warn you the moment anything changes."
"Fare drops? I'll book the seat as soon as it hits your budget."
"Tell me the vibe. I'll book the perfect spot."
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