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Nottingham to SW France, not the moon and back (geddit?) It's strange where life takes you. Bsky account for Twitter ChancerOnABike The bsky account @ChancerOnABike is dead - forgot the login 🤦‍♂️

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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 4m
I was mulling this morning How things have changes in our lives From the early days of How was school today samuel? “We had cheese in the cantine today” To Only got mildly tear gassed today
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 6h
This is mental. A 10^-9 shift to a 10^-6 of safety policy is mindblowing They wouldn’t do this for any other standard in aviation. I wonder really what drove this? How many envelopes were passed behind closed doors?
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 14h
IF the strike aircraft were driven out of RAF Fairford by an enemy threat, then that enemy has enjoyed more success than the Luftwaffe during the whole of the Battle of Britain.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 22h
Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16h
In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 16h
Dominos meme
First domino: Tsar Nicholas losing the Russo-Japanese war
Last Domino: His Grandniece being handcuffed to DJ Fat Tony on Channel 4
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 16h
So how was Lycée today Samuel? “Yeah was good, only got a bit of CS gas but fine. My eyes hurt a bit but i went inside” No lycée tomorrow, shut for strikes and protests
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I dreamt i was driving up a narrow coastal road in my old Alfa Romeo 159 which was supposed to pass a donkey sanctuary The road got steeper and steeper and steeper til the car lost traction and started to slide backwards at speed I then woke up. Thanks 🧠
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Robin Baker @robinalexbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Of course, the first time I saw this video, I had no idea that Madhur Jaffrey was rapping with Zohran Mamdani (aka Mr Cardamom). About as probable as Mary Berry rapping with a young Andy Burnham. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQVs...
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Mr. Cardamom - Nani (starring Madhur Jaffrey)
YouTube video by Mr. Cardamom
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@CycleNottingham @cyclenottingham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ilkeston bowling alley in June. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
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Car crashes through bowling alley in Ilkeston
A car has crashed through a bowling alley in a Derbyshire town
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went to see the first De Gaulle film today. Really enjoyed it Learnt a few things, as did my 🇫🇷 wife m.youtube.com/watch?v=ppee...
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De Gaulle Trailer
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Mike @ksmikey.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
The RN founded by nazis … Need I say more
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Chris Cummins @christianccummins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After a bullet, an exile, a devastating diagnosis and the loss of his god, Marley chose a song about giving up the daily bickering and living with love. Listen to the crowd: the Paris audience doesn’t just applaud, it sings along, loud enough to become part of the band. fm4.orf.at/story/marley...
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The Soup Kitchen Song: „Positive Vibration“ by Bob Marley
By the time „Positive Vibration“ opened his 1978 live album, Bob Marley had survived a shooting, an exile and the death of the emperor he worshipped, and he was still singing about good vibrations.
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Cath Hodsman @cathhodsman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did u know?Because an animal is small,doesn't make it insignificant. Even though she's only 2cm long,for a few precious seconds,this Buff-tail bumblebee & I were locked in each other's orbit.Her antennae sniffed the air for my scent & her eyes looked straight into mine. Celebrate the small. 🌱🌿🇬🇧🌱🌍🪲🐝
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DEMOCRYPTE @democrypte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Dans les manifs, y'a les appariteurs, c'est des flics en civil qui cassent et après on dit que c'est les ouvriers ou les étudiants" Coluche 1976 youtu.be/7ESZM2gCFhw?...
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Coluche "Le flic" | Archive INA
YouTube video by INA Humour
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Acidgrandads @acidgrandads.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And we’re off..
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I spoke to my son this morning about what happened at his Lycee. A peaceful protest but a few kids and the CRS decided otherwise. The CRS aren’t allowed to fire CS gas directly, only on the floor. They fired directly and at an 11yo kid who was just walking past. Samuel got excited 1/4
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wrote a thing Monday. Got held back and is a weekend read at the Guardian today. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
While the criminal justice system should address reports of rape, we know that rates of conviction are appallingly low for a number of reasons. Although, thanks to feminist interventions, the legal system is better equipped to understand this crime and less prejudiced against victims, we will not change the world through that means.

After rape allegations at Cornell University, why are women again being urged to talk to their sons? Why not men?
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Sexual assault arises in part through both the entitlement and the desire to abuse and dehumanize women, which is in part about definitions of both masculinity and femininity: masculinity in that domination, violation and degradation are seen as status-enhancing, femininity in the perception that women’s bodies are for men to use, women’s voices and rights to be ignored.

The most compelling thing I’ve read in response to the Cornell case is in an essay by feminist writer Soraya Chemaly. She cites anthropologist Peggy Sanday, who told her that there are “rape-prone” and “rape-free” societies: “She found that in rape-free cultures, women have far more authority, status, safety and freedom.”

They’re societies in which women’s rights to bodily and social self-determination are respected, and a man who violates those rights would face severe consequences. “Rape-prone cultures, on the other hand, treat rape as an entitlement in a system that revolves around masculine contests and hierarchies.”

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First of it’s kind in the US maybe… In France school starts at 3. In our commune, can drop your kids off at 7:30-18:30. Pre/post school is means tested. Before that, childcare is subsidised for people on lower incomes. Massively helps women to get back to work
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You will let pur sport washing succeed you bastards!
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve been watching the netflix Locherbie series with my son. Such a well made series. Recommended by my wife “it really shows Scottish people in the best light” Quite an emotional watch but some performances are incredibly understated like that of the part of Peter Orr Highly recommended
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fab to see Tom back on his bike
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My son was gassed this morning Peaceful protest til a bunch of twats turn up to set fire to stuff. Most of these protests that finish like this finish like this because of twats that have nothing to do with the protests. Casseurs or twats who just want to smash shit up
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Churchill specifically wanted ‘corkscrew’ thinkers. He believed that the Germans were too conventional, conservative. Too ‘straight’ Geoffrey Pyke. Prolific inventor. Very beardy and weird Turing. Code breaker. Gay. Dudley Clarke. Invented SAS. Bonkers. Cross dresser
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These bears are every parent walking/biking their kids to school for the first time.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First thing that popped in my head m.youtube.com/watch?v=2MYX...
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Shirehorses - The Ballad of Franny Lee
YouTube video by bluesatsunset
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Jonny Saunders @jonnysaunders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Hi Bored, I’m Dad” . It’s a genuine compulsion
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wading my way through this list to lighten the mood
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John Munro @johnmunro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your city might not be as far gone as Birmingham, but no matter where you live, you're likely to find familiar many of the aspects of @sarahchaundler.bsky.social's brilliant and now publicly available short film "City of Cars." Stop what you're doing and watch this.
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City of Cars: shorter version
Please be aware that this film contains scenes which show the impact of road traffic collisions, which some people may find upsetting.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is there anything shitter than the apple watch ecg? I have a 5% success rate getting the thing to work. Just tried it again “Please open your health app as we need to verify your date of birth to make sure you’re old enough” Opens app “I’ve presuggested 01-10-1991 for you so you’re old enough”
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Strings of Fife @discopath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#ClocktoberMusic youtu.be/PY44fUxWpT4?...
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Useless (The Kruder + Dorfmeister Session)
YouTube video by Depeche Mode - Topic
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Mike @ksmikey.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
It is so important that prominent politicians post on issues such as this Issues such as this need to be normalised “To breast feed or not: they choice belongs to each woman “Without enforcement. Without judgement. Without guilt.” Merci et bravo Marine!
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peaceful protest at my son’s lycée yesterday til some kids turned up from another school and started setting fire to bins My son and his mates tried to talk with them but half the group wouldn’t listen. The CRS (riot police) arrived soon after www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Hundreds detained as student protests across France turn violent
More than 400 detained as police and students clash over class sizes, exhausting timetables and staff shortages
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Military
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Ben Elton's Politics Bit
Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Takeoff 10:30 local Livestream and interviews m.youtube.com/watch?v=qx6W...
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A350F First Flight
YouTube video by Airbus
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026
Chewie, Lewis and The News Artist: The Twisted Omentum b3ta.com/board/11431506 From the 'Unlikely Siblings' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelysiblings… #UnlikelySiblings
An image made by The Twisted Omentum posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.

Subject: Chewie, Lewis and The News

Body: pea
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Philip the book man @philipbookman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
UCI really are pathetic two riders missing for Eritrea due to no visas. Then large fines - are the UCI really trying to build cycling or just keep out smaller nations?
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Ned Boulting @nedboulting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
German Eurosport (I am on my travels) just used the following phrase: "Tadej Pogačar will have been so pleased to see his teammate win, who, race after race, rips his arsehole out in the services of others."
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Jose Been @josebeentv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The winning solo of a lifetime BRANDON MCNULTY IS WORLD CHAMPION! 🇺🇸 🌈
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Roy Manterfield @mumblingnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop Big Billionaires Buying British Politics – Please sign and share the Petition. ► via @UKChange
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Sign the Petition
Stop Big Billionaires Buying British Politics
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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. ❤️
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not raving but your heart should be moving The moves in this vid are 🤯 #RaveyardShift m.youtube.com/watch?v=M6QK...
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Everything But The Girl - Nothing Left To Lose
YouTube video by EBTGVEVO
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time to get down #RaveyardShift youtu.be/G1n1CPWisZk?...
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FRENCH BOSSA NOVA (feat. gracegrace & aupinard)
YouTube video by Ladji Mouflet - Topic
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Chancer On A Bike @darrenhayes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having rinsed the whisky cupboard, i’d only left the really expensive 50th birthday ones left I realised i hadn’t opened the one from my friends from my time in Seattle. An English whisky from the Derwent valley Despite my snobbery, was bloody lovely in unfiltered 50.5% form and watered
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day. Today we celebrate the life of a man who saved billions by not believing a computer. May we all learn this valuable lesson.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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SEBASTIEN TELLIER LA RITOURNELLE
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