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Hamnah ✨ // Lilith 😈 @lilithttrpg.bsky.social · 2h
I have a favour to ask! I have an audition for a commercial partially in Hindi, but I don't have a reader for my self-tape. If you are someone who: - Speaks Hindi/Urdu - Is available on Sat., Oct. 10 @ 8pm ET - Is willing to read with me virtually please let me know! Happy to return the favour!
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 6h
Not to worry, they'll be bought up, remade without depth or nuance, and sold back to us 👍
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is one single page in the book of American jokes about British food.
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yeah, you too can make Time Ramesside (derogatory) @graham.loadingreadyrun.com @alexsteacy.bsky.social
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These rule?!
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big fan of Gmail's browser feature where you delete an email, go to close the tab, it says "changes may not be saved" and then you wait wait around for minutes while it patiently files away your deleted spam into its bin, and if you leave early it forgets to do this, great feature very good. so cool
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Jason Singingpigs of Pipeline @singingpigs.online · 06/10/2026
reminded for the umpteenth time that it’s very possible for someone to have the “right politics” and be a massive piece of shit
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 06/10/2026
Another useful comparison: if any "traditional industry" had seen job losses comparable to the UK games industry in the last few years, it'd be treated as a national crisis on the front of every newspaper for months and months, because those are considered Proper Jobs and making games is not.
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like I've got memories of Garry being an ass going back to G-Mod days, but yeah never going near his stuff again!
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Will they also feature AI voices?
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The way he talks about horse-Jesus tells me the FBI have an application in the post
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone looking for a head-start to get on next year's Joke of the Fringe lists, here's a great punchline for you: 'meanderthal'
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not sure about this new episode of Deadliest Warrior
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone looking for a head-start to get on next year's Joke of the Fringe lists, here's a great punchline for you: 'meanderthal'
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The other part of this which personally I find more interesting is what it really does is reduce everyone to a version of themselves from high school and it's a fascinating mix of ppl as they were in HS and ppl performing the high schooler they wished they'd been
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which is to say if anyone has any part-time, remote work for a guy who can be trusted to communicate what you need and not ruin your Brand whilst making silly jokes 👉🤙
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Browsing a fully remote job board, and there's more than a few 'prompt engineer' listings paying like £500-700 per day. This is absurd. What are you doing. How do you have that much money to pay someone to ask the magic box to grant wishes. Be serious.
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look I'm not saying it's scientifically proven or anything, but I feel quite confident that this coat would fix me. Does anyone have £1000 spare.
Just the sickest dark blue, long, wool cashmere coat with massive lapels that can be buttoned up into a high collar, double-breasted buttons, the lot. It's everything I want from a garment.
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🎃The WolfmA N D O S 🐺 @andos94.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me when I’m sitting here busy, trying to pwn noobs in God of War 2.
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Seabats @seabats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time for Twitch Rivals Team Blue with vGumiho, Amour and Seanic twitch.tv/seabats twitch.tv/twitchrivals
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would be a dream of mine to get @mayor.nyc.gov to come to this...
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I truly believe it will be a miracle if we get through the releases of Minecraft Dungeons 2, Gears of War: E Day, and Fable, without "sweeping restructuring" being announced and 70% of staff laid off. It's just so bleak and I can't get excited about these games knowing that's the culture.
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ope, Radiosol used GenAI to translate into different languages. OH WELL, OFF THE LIST YOU GO!
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Frankenstein's Monster? Sure, whatever buddy. Bet it's the same size as everyone else's.
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's fair, yeah. I'm hoping to play Glimmerwick on stream soon and can't wait to get started with it
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SaraJS @sarajs.games · 01/10/2026
Holy dark patterns @itch.io! maybe we shouldn't be putting adsense on download dialogue...
The thanks for downloading page of an itch.io project, including an enormous google adsense ad taking advantage of the context by using the words INSTALL NOW and Download Here!
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good lord a lot of very appealing games just came out Valheim 1.0 Shroom and Gloom Slow Roads Control Resonant Normal Golf Game Silent Hill Townfall Nivalis Nights RADIOSOL Songs of Glimmerwick and this is just ones I'm reminded of by a quick browse of Steam.
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Already waiting for when A24 tries to hit this with a cease and desist.
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 30/09/2026
It just occurs to me how similar this format is to a sick burn on a lazy person like when a gaming teen asks a parent to bring them some food and the parent says "did you know they invented a new device that brings you food whenever you want? it's called get up and walk to the fridge yourself"
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing an Apple TV trailer for Small Prophets, so does this mean we now have to endure Apple getting the credit for the show, like Netflix and Black Mirror?
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can also listen to @cdi.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social discuss spy, karate master, and lover Frank Dux on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/tB02hhv1zFE
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The Secret Men: Part 10 - Courtesy of the Author - with Mark Mahoney
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go now! Eastshade remains one of my favourite places in video games and I can't wait to see what's next
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Danny Weinbaum @dannyweinbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎻🎵 📢 Songs of Glimmerwick, the witch academy RPG where music is magic is AVAILABLE NOW! 📢 🎵 🎻 store.steampowered.com/app/1706510/...
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want to watch this amazing pro-trans Yakuza action flik, GOOD NEWS! It's on the Internet Archive! archive.org/details/the-...
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The Clan's Heir Is A Trans Woman
The head of the Tatsumi family falls ill and dies after requesting that his son, who disappeared 15 years ago, takes over. The Tatsumi family, including the young head Ryu, decides to search for his s...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I much prefer the historically accurate version where the British conquered the world for spices and still couldnt use any of them until the people they stole the spices from went there to show them how to use pepper
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello HULL! Here's one of those videos comedians do when they're actually feeling very confident about ticket sales. Come and see me at the Social, Oct 7th! (Please.) Tickets: www.seetickets.com/event/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs/social/3645857
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
- Squares now have rounded edges - We redesigned the icon to fit the aesthetic of the rest of our products (you will never find it again) -green is now blue
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell yeah, can't wait!
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like to guest on more non-magic podcasts. I fucking love being able to stretch my wings and talk about literally anything someone will let me pop off about, lol.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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