Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13hSeeing a resurgence of the "if you're upset about any current thing you must be ignorant of all of its historical antecedents and thus a stupid piece of shit" school of scoldposting, for the dang birds imo 025832
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My hot take is I don't think the revisionism of HP helps anyone. Will is correct here. The fact is, the politics of the books are simply completely different from how she participates in politics now. She was radicalized and changed by social media. It happened to her, and it can happen to you too. 816117
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Portrait of the Artist as Among Yams. 000
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So the second half of this wasn't actually a joke. I was legit in the middle of crafting a blowgun-focused D&D character. And in my ongoing quest to shrink my follower count (I just hit *500*? WHY??), I'm going to detail my process. I nearly always start theorycrafting on a mechanical concept. 100
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Pokemon Blue, on an old gray box Gameboy borrowed from a friend in 1997 or 98. 020
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The non-physical property that ultimately causes consciousness is craving. Also causes forms, thoughts, perceptions, I think? ...okay, I admit, I still have a *lot* of the reading to do. 😓 ☸️ 000
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Resister Sister Nicki Smith @worldtraveldiva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🎯 0133
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You're losing the war you started for no reason, dumbass. 151069135
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Playing that game felt like arguing with a semi-serious internet troll. 000
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 30/09/2026“reposting” is v funny. you can have a whole relationship with someone online that’s effectively just printing out things they said and stapling them to the front of your house while otherwise never speaking to each other 112112
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*immediately starts drafting a character who's a psionic lycanthrope* 010
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH3m...youtube.comI Knead Dem BiscuitsYouTube video by Frugit 001
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 28/09/2026"The evidence continues to grow. Social media, as it is currently constructed, redounds to the net benefit of illiberal regimes and their allies in democracies. The question is what to do about it." www.liberalcurrents.com/social-media... 13395120
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Opinionated Terran @opinionated-terran.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would also like to see grass frozen and taxed out of existence in the desert Desert frontage looks better, traps dust better, uses radically less water, and can still be very green! I got an olive tree and a few date palms over some cactus and rocks and it looks great and uses almost no water 141
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do...do robots have karma? o_O 000
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Theory is for crafting, not reading. *goes back to making a D&D character that can viably use a blowgun in combat* 020
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026👀 My child is still trying to get the hang of grasping objects and tracking things with his eyes, but in a few years... 010
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The old Deadlock strategy games had the humans' "hat" be 1) very good financiers and tax-collectors, 2) hold grudges for a VERY long time, and 3) infantry with kamikaze drugs. (Not sure who the "adaptable" race would be. The Ch'chit or the Uva Mosk?) 010
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm reminded of something Slacktivist Fred pointed out about slaveholders, and the contrast between their rhetoric about how contented black people were as slaves vs their gruesomely-violent paranoia about slave revolts. Sometimes, evil people have enough self-awareness to know what they deserve. 050
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Rewriting the "cat dad" part of my profile. Nothing bad happened, it's just become...unnecessarily specific, so to speak. 010
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I'd have pegged CO as more of a Captain America villain. 000
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Kite, trapezoid, parallelogram, rhombus, rectangle, and square. 000
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Hong Kong Phooey live-action reboot. ...is this anything? 000
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Micah @rincewind.run · 13/03/2026your vote is rarely the single decisive vote but sometimes it is! and you never know when that might be 232814617
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 13/03/2026🎵 To a dusty town on Koboh came a stranger one fine day Rambler's Reach had never seen his like, he hadn't come to play! When he blasted the first raider who had dared to give him lip They saw the red-haired jedi had a big iron on his hip Big Iron on his hiiiip! 🎵 000
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 10/03/2026*unlocks the blaster parry in Jedi Survivor* "OH yeah, we playing Bloodborne tonight, boys!" 000
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Stock market tanking again today and oil *way* up. What's crazy is Trump could've just rode out the current regression to the mean on inflation, combined with an apparent productivity boom. Instead, did the opposite of econ 101: kicked out workers, reduced immigration, started wars of choice. 28893131
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 05/03/2026The term ”sodomy” low key the most successful and destructive psyop of all time. Cishets took a civilization getting smote for its lack of hospitality to the poor and the stranger and deflected the blame to gay sex for like a million years and counting. 21856148
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I do understand that this is, fundamentally, what the press believes their job is, but I would argue that if the role of a newspaper is simply to serve as a message board for elite debate, it is not an institution or occupation worthy of much intrinsic respect or deference.nathangoldwag.wordpress.comThey Cannot Conquer For EverAmerican Indian Movement flag, Wounded Knee, 1988 (Source) I have not talked much about the election on here this year because I had very little of interest to say. I was hoping Harris would win. I… 122138
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Ash is the only male Pokemon protagonist who gets any recognition and he's had to earn it. 2122
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026OH SNAP, we're getting Pokemon: Indonesia?! 020
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026MEETING AT THE PATRIARCHY HQ A FEW YEARS AGO: The King of Sexism: Society is getting too feminized. Any ideas how to stop this? Wormtongue looking fantasy adviser: I suggest we make young men get eating disorders and body dysmorphia from their favorite celebrities. The King of Sexism: Genius. 1047875
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026this is lovely 311113
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Literally just what the second season of Yuri On Ice would have been. ...now I've made myself sad. 000
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I've had a years-long fantasy of an ice-skating duo dressed as Jin Kisaragi and Tsubaki Yayoi from Blazblue, dancing a set to "Childish Killer II." 021
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I reserve that specifically for tonkatsu sauce. 000
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026If you see this, post a monster. 010
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 20/02/2026This and Mexican Food are the only times in which the Japanese food is less superior than the American version. A Japanese 7-Eleven will blow an American 7-Eleven out of the water. You could eat at a 7-Eleven in Tokyo every day of the week and not feel like you’re dying. 711213
Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔 @darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I was forced to see The Guilt Trip (it was our "seeing a movie on Christmas with grandma" film one year). I'm glad my mother and grandmother enjoyed it, because I found it viscerally unpleasant. 000
Reposted by Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 18/02/2026do people understand that politicians don't get to, like, keep money they don't spend on social programs for themselves that there isn't actually an incentive for politicians to "swindle" you 0202