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DapperAndy

@dapperandy.bsky.social
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Legal eagle, rum runner and amateur bewilderbeast Stowing away on the Fast Train of the Last Train to Trancentral (He/Him)

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Frizident Evil @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 17h
"Mine shaft" is what Hitler calls his penis
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Melted cheese and marmite toasties are god-tier. Accept no substitutes.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wonderfully fun horror binge with @pixelatedkylo.bsky.social, annual CPD finalised, extra chargeable work done, wrapped up with a spag bol and a glass of Malbec. All in all, cracking weekend.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
> howling mummy sex Ah, my kind of MILF.
Cassette tape labelled "The sordid sounds of Halloween: Hoffiyfying graveyard orgy (zombies, ghouls and skeletons), Eerie dicks, Creaking asses, Rattling tits, Howling mummy sex, Moaning undead pussies, Blood-curdling cums.. any many more!

FORGED IN HELL. Distributed by a floating skeleton in a cloak. You must find him or summon him for more tapes."
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants. Use it to get into their heads.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My brain has conjured up the phrase "this cake is tearful, yet sturdy" and I refuse to accept this is indicative of anything wrong with me that requires attention or correction
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aight brain, I can take a hint. No more weekend productivity. Glass of red, bowl of lindor/miniature heroes and some Doctor Who it is before whipping up a Spag Bol.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Obligatory
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Doctor Who. I would welcome their factchecks, and also their alien roflmao's.
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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All I want is a cool October night, a full moon, a vintage copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula, a mysterious Victorian mansion, a crackling fire, an emotional support owl, a basket of freshly-baked scones, and the heartwarming sound of wolves in the distance.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In these uncertain and tumultuous times, getting together a couple of times a week with mates to sing songs about cake is really doing its bit to keep me going. #CakeIsTheCure
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tonight's dance learnins involve waltzing and promenading and jesus god I really do not have a natural affinity in this area
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Let me know if you want to jump on a quick call" let me know if you want some cushty copper, my man Ea-nāṣir is as pukka as the day is long
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Enjoying burlesque with my musical theatre mates. The host is wearing a dress comprised entirely of England flags she has ripped down from a lamp post & making multiple references to Star Trek which she explicitly stated was for my specific front-row enjoyment. Needless to say, I feel very seen.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wriggle your way out of *this* one Farage, you scrotal toad
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mate has signed his Change of Name Deed. Insisted that I witnessed it, which I did proudly. I've lost count of how many legal documents I've drafted over the years that bear my signature as witness, must easily be in the hundreds by now. This is one that will hold a special significance for me.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
On my way back from a lovely family catchup on the IoW. Proper restorative, very apparent I've been flying on fumes for the last couple of months, really must be more aware of when I am so I can factor in my downtime more effectively.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Damn serviceable vaginas, coming here and taking all the cakes" #ContextIsForTheWeak
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just drawn up the Change of Name Deed for one of my trans friends. Feeling a very special kind of vocational fulfilment right now. Definitely times like these that has made all the years of study and graft proper worth it.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fucking blimey, I'm really going to have to step up my dance game in this production. This number we're doing tonight alone has us Charlston-ing and doing a Kickline, front and centre. No way I'm going to get away with vaguely moving in the background and passing it off as rhythm.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tonight's Bake Off song is going to be done as one big jazzy MGM number. I can already feel the jazz hands working their dark magic on me.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Your female sheep ran away? That sounds like a ewe problem.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Random person: -lights up- UK government: FUCKIN STOP IT M8
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The problem with pissing on Thatcher's grave is you eventually run out of piss. Until they install the water fountain next to it. Then there is no problem pissing on Thatcher's grave.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Watching the 2026 State of @cyan.com vid. Ack, I need to get my assorted ducks in a row and make some time for MO:ULa stuff again, I really did have a lot of fun mucking about with assorted voicework/writing/gameplay ideas for it
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This existence of this, and the backstory behind it, is rad as all fuck.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shop at places with signboards like this instead
Chalkboard sandwich board sign that says: 

Another weekend.
Another iced hibiscus tea

[drawing of a fox man lying on his stomach holding an iced drink]

With my beautiful fox boyfriend
God I love him.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Had a punt at doing the Godfather spaghetti and meatball recipe. Result? Fuckin' BANGIN m8
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Aight, so after two nights of non-REM sleep, I have taken drastic measures and forsaken my lunchtime coffee. This better sort things out, otherwise I'm going to start making some more significant lifestyle changes.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
JKR has effectively neutered Amnesty International's support of trans people. She truly is loathsome.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Watching Babylon 5. Londo's subplot in this episode is straight up a Black Books bit and it is all kinds of perfect
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Eugh, having one of those "you need to Stop" kind of evenings, where nothing of note has gotten done besides a general veg. I get not every day needs to be put towards the Grand Plan, but unplanned downtime always feels like an admission of failure and it really shouldn't
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 19/07/2026
If you ever run into a Greek myth that feels misogynistic even by Ancient Greek standards - esp. slandering Athena - it's probably the version written by Ovid, who was the Andrew Tate of the burgeoning Roman Empire. That includes the origins of Medusa (she was just born a monster in prior versions)
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Streisand Effect! I choose you!
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Man, who would have thought it's easier to knock back an entire flat cleaning first thing on a weekend than to stagger it over multiple evenings during the working wee- *furtive whisperings* I have been informed by my people that this is in fact Common Sense. This will be duly noted. As you were.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Life is walking back from a D&D sesh slightly sideways to stop and have a chat with a random hawaiian shirted beardy chap called Kev for a time about the technological impact of electronic music from the 70s, with specific reference to the work of Hawkwind
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Auditions done. Feel good about them, think I've got a solid chance this time around. Trying not to get hopes up, but...
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Audition for next musical theatre production tomorrow. Feeling strangely calm about it. Quite excited, in fact. Waiting for the other shoe to drop and for me to suddenly decide no one needs to hear my outrageous attempt at a Yorkshire accent.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES
Unfortunately formatted hand written sign at the March 28th No Kings protest in New Haven saying "War crimes don't hide sex crimes", but it also can be read as War don't sex. Crimes hide crimes"
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Today's hangover is brought to you by poor life choices, albiet ones that were tremendous fun at the time. Mneeeeeurgh.
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Hourly Spaced @hourlyspaced.bagpuss.org · 23/03/2026
Yay! Danny Kendall's about to die.
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S01E06 Epiphanies October 29 1999
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Last week has demonstrated that I can have someone in my own space for more than a day and it can, in fact, go ok. This is something I once thought myself incapable of, due to my assorted anxieties and idiosyncracies. I am very happy to have made progress in bettering myself in this way.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I wish every creative in this world the same freedom and joy that Brian May had when he got Eddie Van Halen and his mates in a studio for a couple of days to jam out on the Star Fleet sessions for pure shits and giggles
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I need to get off this idea that my interests and me expressing enthusiasm for my interests only arouses contempt in the people around me. Its a notion that preventing me from opening up to people in my life who genuinely dig me and what I am about.
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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Whew, my life has gotten busy recently. Feel like I've barely stopped to catch my breath. Definitely not complaining though. Things are getting done good and proper and I'm rather pleased about it all. Just need to persist.
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