Reposted by DapperAndyFrizident Evil @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 17h"Mine shaft" is what Hitler calls his penis 1217
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Melted cheese and marmite toasties are god-tier. Accept no substitutes. 010
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wonderfully fun horror binge with @pixelatedkylo.bsky.social, annual CPD finalised, extra chargeable work done, wrapped up with a spag bol and a glass of Malbec. All in all, cracking weekend. 010
Reposted by DapperAndyLuke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all 7359721997
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants. Use it to get into their heads. 141
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My brain has conjured up the phrase "this cake is tearful, yet sturdy" and I refuse to accept this is indicative of anything wrong with me that requires attention or correction 130
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Aight brain, I can take a hint. No more weekend productivity. Glass of red, bowl of lindor/miniature heroes and some Doctor Who it is before whipping up a Spag Bol. 020
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped. 021
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Doctor Who. I would welcome their factchecks, and also their alien roflmao's. 141
Reposted by DapperAndyThe Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped. 28210
Reposted by DapperAndyThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All I want is a cool October night, a full moon, a vintage copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula, a mysterious Victorian mansion, a crackling fire, an emotional support owl, a basket of freshly-baked scones, and the heartwarming sound of wolves in the distance. 4370371
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In these uncertain and tumultuous times, getting together a couple of times a week with mates to sing songs about cake is really doing its bit to keep me going. #CakeIsTheCure 020
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Tonight's dance learnins involve waltzing and promenading and jesus god I really do not have a natural affinity in this area 110
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"Let me know if you want to jump on a quick call" let me know if you want some cushty copper, my man Ea-nāṣir is as pukka as the day is long 020
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Enjoying burlesque with my musical theatre mates. The host is wearing a dress comprised entirely of England flags she has ripped down from a lamp post & making multiple references to Star Trek which she explicitly stated was for my specific front-row enjoyment. Needless to say, I feel very seen. 230
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wriggle your way out of *this* one Farage, you scrotal toad 000
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Mate has signed his Change of Name Deed. Insisted that I witnessed it, which I did proudly. I've lost count of how many legal documents I've drafted over the years that bear my signature as witness, must easily be in the hundreds by now. This is one that will hold a special significance for me. 020
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026On my way back from a lovely family catchup on the IoW. Proper restorative, very apparent I've been flying on fumes for the last couple of months, really must be more aware of when I am so I can factor in my downtime more effectively. 110
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"Damn serviceable vaginas, coming here and taking all the cakes" #ContextIsForTheWeak 010
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Just drawn up the Change of Name Deed for one of my trans friends. Feeling a very special kind of vocational fulfilment right now. Definitely times like these that has made all the years of study and graft proper worth it. 140
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Fucking blimey, I'm really going to have to step up my dance game in this production. This number we're doing tonight alone has us Charlston-ing and doing a Kickline, front and centre. No way I'm going to get away with vaguely moving in the background and passing it off as rhythm. 000
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Tonight's Bake Off song is going to be done as one big jazzy MGM number. I can already feel the jazz hands working their dark magic on me. 011
Reposted by DapperAndyNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Your female sheep ran away? That sounds like a ewe problem. 15442108
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Random person: -lights up- UK government: FUCKIN STOP IT M8 021
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The problem with pissing on Thatcher's grave is you eventually run out of piss. Until they install the water fountain next to it. Then there is no problem pissing on Thatcher's grave. 010
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Watching the 2026 State of @cyan.com vid. Ack, I need to get my assorted ducks in a row and make some time for MO:ULa stuff again, I really did have a lot of fun mucking about with assorted voicework/writing/gameplay ideas for it 110
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This existence of this, and the backstory behind it, is rad as all fuck. 021
Reposted by DapperAndyKris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Shop at places with signboards like this instead 54124293647
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Had a punt at doing the Godfather spaghetti and meatball recipe. Result? Fuckin' BANGIN m8 010
Reposted by DapperAndyCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton 22772302811
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Aight, so after two nights of non-REM sleep, I have taken drastic measures and forsaken my lunchtime coffee. This better sort things out, otherwise I'm going to start making some more significant lifestyle changes. 000
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026JKR has effectively neutered Amnesty International's support of trans people. She truly is loathsome. 1103
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Watching Babylon 5. Londo's subplot in this episode is straight up a Black Books bit and it is all kinds of perfect 111
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Eugh, having one of those "you need to Stop" kind of evenings, where nothing of note has gotten done besides a general veg. I get not every day needs to be put towards the Grand Plan, but unplanned downtime always feels like an admission of failure and it really shouldn't 110
Reposted by DapperAndyDarryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 19/07/2026If you ever run into a Greek myth that feels misogynistic even by Ancient Greek standards - esp. slandering Athena - it's probably the version written by Ovid, who was the Andrew Tate of the burgeoning Roman Empire. That includes the origins of Medusa (she was just born a monster in prior versions) 311655
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Man, who would have thought it's easier to knock back an entire flat cleaning first thing on a weekend than to stagger it over multiple evenings during the working wee- *furtive whisperings* I have been informed by my people that this is in fact Common Sense. This will be duly noted. As you were. 000
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Life is walking back from a D&D sesh slightly sideways to stop and have a chat with a random hawaiian shirted beardy chap called Kev for a time about the technological impact of electronic music from the 70s, with specific reference to the work of Hawkwind 121
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Auditions done. Feel good about them, think I've got a solid chance this time around. Trying not to get hopes up, but... 120
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Audition for next musical theatre production tomorrow. Feeling strangely calm about it. Quite excited, in fact. Waiting for the other shoe to drop and for me to suddenly decide no one needs to hear my outrageous attempt at a Yorkshire accent. 000
Reposted by DapperAndyKevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 28/03/2026WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES 18491801837
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Today's hangover is brought to you by poor life choices, albiet ones that were tremendous fun at the time. Mneeeeeurgh. 000
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Last week has demonstrated that I can have someone in my own space for more than a day and it can, in fact, go ok. This is something I once thought myself incapable of, due to my assorted anxieties and idiosyncracies. I am very happy to have made progress in bettering myself in this way. 020
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I wish every creative in this world the same freedom and joy that Brian May had when he got Eddie Van Halen and his mates in a studio for a couple of days to jam out on the Star Fleet sessions for pure shits and giggles 032
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I need to get off this idea that my interests and me expressing enthusiasm for my interests only arouses contempt in the people around me. Its a notion that preventing me from opening up to people in my life who genuinely dig me and what I am about. 120
DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Whew, my life has gotten busy recently. Feel like I've barely stopped to catch my breath. Definitely not complaining though. Things are getting done good and proper and I'm rather pleased about it all. Just need to persist. 010