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Frizident Evil @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Mine shaft" is what Hitler calls his penis

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Melted cheese and marmite toasties are god-tier. Accept no substitutes.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wonderfully fun horror binge with @pixelatedkylo.bsky.social, annual CPD finalised, extra chargeable work done, wrapped up with a spag bol and a glass of Malbec. All in all, cracking weekend.

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026

Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

> howling mummy sex Ah, my kind of MILF.

Cassette tape labelled "The sordid sounds of Halloween: Hoffiyfying graveyard orgy (zombies, ghouls and skeletons), Eerie dicks, Creaking asses, Rattling tits, Howling mummy sex, Moaning undead pussies, Blood-curdling cums.. any many more!

FORGED IN HELL. Distributed by a floating skeleton in a cloak. You must find him or summon him for more tapes."

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants. Use it to get into their heads.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My brain has conjured up the phrase "this cake is tearful, yet sturdy" and I refuse to accept this is indicative of anything wrong with me that requires attention or correction

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Like a marmalade sandwich that's been turned inside out.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Aight brain, I can take a hint. No more weekend productivity. Glass of red, bowl of lindor/miniature heroes and some Doctor Who it is before whipping up a Spag Bol.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Doctor Who. I would welcome their factchecks, and also their alien roflmao's.

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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

All I want is a cool October night, a full moon, a vintage copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula, a mysterious Victorian mansion, a crackling fire, an emotional support owl, a basket of freshly-baked scones, and the heartwarming sound of wolves in the distance.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In these uncertain and tumultuous times, getting together a couple of times a week with mates to sing songs about cake is really doing its bit to keep me going. #CakeIsTheCure

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Any competence I end up developing for fancy movements is going to arise from sheer bloody-minded force of will and the kind of furious concentration I reserve for finding a missing couple of quid reconciliation in a five page set of Estate Accounts

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Tonight's dance learnins involve waltzing and promenading and jesus god I really do not have a natural affinity in this area

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Proud of you for doing it, bet it wasnt the easiest of things. Gives you a framework you can use to take things forward with.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You are officially certifiable! Good on ya 😊

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Let me know if you want to jump on a quick call" let me know if you want some cushty copper, my man Ea-nāṣir is as pukka as the day is long

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

why did this get immediately reposted I *love* this got immediately reposted but I have Questions

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

JESUS H TAPDANCING CHRIST I *SEE THE LIGHT*

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

WAS SO GOOD. The Scarlet Vixens are a fantastic group, well worth following.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hah! A Leisure Suit Larry-themed burlesque routine writes itself.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Enjoying burlesque with my musical theatre mates. The host is wearing a dress comprised entirely of England flags she has ripped down from a lamp post & making multiple references to Star Trek which she explicitly stated was for my specific front-row enjoyment. Needless to say, I feel very seen.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Wriggle your way out of *this* one Farage, you scrotal toad

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I do approve things going smoothly in Belfast.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Mate has signed his Change of Name Deed. Insisted that I witnessed it, which I did proudly. I've lost count of how many legal documents I've drafted over the years that bear my signature as witness, must easily be in the hundreds by now. This is one that will hold a special significance for me.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Stopped off for a milkshake enroute to the station, because while I am an adult I have not yet lost the capacity to find joy in the little things of life 😋

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

On my way back from a lovely family catchup on the IoW. Proper restorative, very apparent I've been flying on fumes for the last couple of months, really must be more aware of when I am so I can factor in my downtime more effectively.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"Damn serviceable vaginas, coming here and taking all the cakes" #ContextIsForTheWeak

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hope she's on the NHS, I'd hate to think the bill she'd be saddled with

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I'd also rather not wrap myself in white bandages and be needlessly enigmatic in the middle distance

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Prepared them the moment, I did

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just drawn up the Change of Name Deed for one of my trans friends. Feeling a very special kind of vocational fulfilment right now. Definitely times like these that has made all the years of study and graft proper worth it.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Fucking blimey, I'm really going to have to step up my dance game in this production. This number we're doing tonight alone has us Charlston-ing and doing a Kickline, front and centre. No way I'm going to get away with vaguely moving in the background and passing it off as rhythm.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Tonight's Bake Off song is going to be done as one big jazzy MGM number. I can already feel the jazz hands working their dark magic on me.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Your female sheep ran away? That sounds like a ewe problem.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Random person: -lights up- UK government: FUCKIN STOP IT M8

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The problem with pissing on Thatcher's grave is you eventually run out of piss. Until they install the water fountain next to it. Then there is no problem pissing on Thatcher's grave.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Also, PROJECT ANGLERFISH AAAAAAA *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Watching the 2026 State of @cyan.com vid. Ack, I need to get my assorted ducks in a row and make some time for MO:ULa stuff again, I really did have a lot of fun mucking about with assorted voicework/writing/gameplay ideas for it

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