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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

> howling mummy sex Ah, my kind of MILF.

Cassette tape labelled "The sordid sounds of Halloween: Hoffiyfying graveyard orgy (zombies, ghouls and skeletons), Eerie dicks, Creaking asses, Rattling tits, Howling mummy sex, Moaning undead pussies, Blood-curdling cums.. any many more!

FORGED IN HELL. Distributed by a floating skeleton in a cloak. You must find him or summon him for more tapes."

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Watching Babylon 5. Londo's subplot in this episode is straight up a Black Books bit and it is all kinds of perfect

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Turns out bots are loud on social media but can't actually vote. Fantastic news to wake up to. More of this, please. Well done @greenparty.org.uk.

BBC News pic of Hannah Spencer winning the Gorton and Denton by-election for the Green Party.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Thinking about this wisdom and taking it to heart on this particular day. (via Manigarm on The Other Place)

A finger pointing at a line in a book on "Spells, Charms and Incantations" which reads "You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese."

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Funny you should mention Elvira, they have this one as well!

A "Scared Stiff featuring Elvira" pinball cabinet.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Found me a new Friday after-work pinball lair filled with vintage classics, one in particular that rewards persistance and punishes the insolent.

Yours truly in front of the 1980s Addams Family pinball machine.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Literally the only non-satirical use of phrenology I will countenance is the use of the Story Select function in The Dark Eye, the mid-90s Myst-like based on the works of Edgar Allen Poe

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I'm a businessman With a business plan I'm gonna make you money In business land

Yours truly in my work finery, doing a gesture implying heaping buckets of wonga

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Holy shit a sudden delivery of delicious artisan donuts I AM RESTORED AND READY TO CARRY THE *WORLD*

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

If you see this, post an anime you love.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

when i got this tattoo i didn’t know what it symbolized and it DOES NOT represent who I am today

A wrist bearing the Cult of Thorn tattoo from the Halloween horror movie franchise

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Sneaky black-tie train tinnies ayyyyyyyy

Me dressed in swag, enjoying a Morgans and Coke on a train like some manner of GODLESS HEATHEN

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

This is the worst thing I have ever seen. And I saw Craig Charles's Funky Bunker.

An article header by Caitlin Moran which reads "Keir Starmer has turbocharged by arousal levels. I feel fruity."

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

This is the most "fuckin NO YOU DON'T" error message I have ever seen.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Everybody: please do not the hat Me:

Me in my autumnal browns, sporting a rather fetching wizards hat in matching colour

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Glitter and jackets. There's a Look here, I reckon.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Six years difference between these pictures, to the day. Crazy to think what's happened in that time: good, sad and slightly unbelievable. But I'm still hanging in there, and I like to think only getting better with age.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Busting out an old look for a photoshoot I was involved in this morning. #VivaEastbourne

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Help, I've wound up in the Weird Bit of Youtube and am currently learning about a flash-in-the-pan 80's comedian who people today are convinced is actually a demon or a creation of AI or something. #Spook #Slither

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Doing some CPD this weekend, watching a webinar on Pets in Wills. Once again, I feel like my Ultimate Form is all but assured.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

I feel that any political party claiming to represent more than the interests of a wealthy minority should should be asked whether it is willing to commit to the Doughnut Economic model. It's the ideal litmus test for whether they are serious about ensuring quality of life for their citizens.

A diagram of Kate Raworth's "Doughnut" model, representing a social foundation of human well-being and ecological ceiling of planetary pressure, the middle of which allows humanity to exist in safety and thrive.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

"We were somewhere around Romsey, on the edge of the platform, when the train tinnies began to take hold..."

Your humble scribe, doing his Hunter S Thompson thing

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I am host to the *good* shit.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

This stage direction is first class.

Stage direction from the Rock of Ages Lib saying "Sherrie is enveloped by strippers".

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Weeey, got my first ever online review for work and its a 5/5! That's made my day that has.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Rehearsing the *good* shit today

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Nailing Point Blank on a vintage cabinet complete with Namco G-Con with functioning recoil at your local arcade is one of life's most *purest* pleasures

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

You know you've had a good night out when you are gifted a hardback Douglas Adams.

A hardback copy of the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglad Adams

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

WOOOOOA HO THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO LEGO GODZILLA!

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

This is the standard by which all delicious fruity cocktails should be judged. Cococnut, macaroon, weird inedible flowery garnish thingy. If you are a rum, you want to be this. Without a doubt.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I have good feelings about my next performative endeavour.

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DapperAndy @dapperandy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

FUCKING LOOK AT IT IT'S FUCKING MUAD'WEEB, IS WHAT IT IS

A framed picture of a weebified Paul Artreides and Chani.

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