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I went to Illinois and I’m better than you because of it.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can get 18 holes in 2.5 hours on most Columbus courses. It’s magical.
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI is going to take over world one grammatical error at a time. This is trash.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BTW a Social Distortion concert is the opposite of the US Open. Nobody on their phone, nothing but ball knowers, everyone wearing black. 10/10, would go again.
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“It takes a lot of giving a fuck to not give a fuck” - Liam Gallagher after the most rock star shit moment since the last time The Who chucked a TV into a pool.
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just flip the switch to the off position, idiots. AI ain’t got hands to fight back.
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mandatory viewing youtu.be/K3b6SGoN6dA?...
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BLACK SABBATH - "War Pigs" (Live Video)
YouTube video by Black Sabbath
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It took me until 2026 to learn that Thin Lizzy was the greatest band to ever do it. They’re incredible!
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
AI to manage your social media is absolute cheeks. This is embarrassing.
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
PCA is the baddest man alive
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Update: He’s still a cunt
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
gen z doesnt even know that c.r.e.a.m. means cash rules everything around me cream get the money dollar dollar bill yall
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I hope that I never have to see Alexi Lalas on my television set again now that this tournament is over. Dude suuuuucks.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
humanity is doomed. the only thing that can save us is the electric guitar
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Smashing Pumpkins hosted some dumb event to announce a new tour tonight. That was silly and thank lord jeebus that there was music afterwards. Corgan played a solo on Porcelina that was truly incredible.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This site needs to let you mute reposts. No offense but some of you have terrible taste.
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I was there for the Spurs win. Was a great time.
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nope. No thanks. My knees still hurt from the last useless war over there.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
🎶Day of Judgment, God is calling On their knees, the war pigs crawling Begging mercies for their sins Satan, laughing, spreads his wings... OH LORD YEAH🎶
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Who cares. Nobody has any of them shits right now anyway. I already had to burn all mine to stay warm this winter.
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The sleeper cell they warned us about
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
just ran through a brick wall after watching this
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
We are serious about fighting corruption in Minnesota so we are sending in Tom Homan
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Joe Hanson @drjoehanson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I am calling for a complete and total boycott of the Mercator projection in all news stories about Greenland until every member of the American public has seen this
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
First Bob Weir and now this? C’mon man. (I don’t know who this is)
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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bdonnelly @bdonnelly.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Don't have a Spotify wrap up because I don't use that fascist money extracting oligarch algorithm app. I can tell you that I paid for / listened to some kick ass talented musicians who wrote absolute banger songs across many decades up to & including this very year. Most of them used loud guitars
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
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Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com Message: Whole South America Brazil Venezuela Argentina. Don't know why they are so 
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Message: Venezuela. More oil reserves than Saudi 
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
That would be me
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Pat Murphy looks like he brags about his nephew that just got hired by ICE.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Will Trump family crypto holdings provide an economic umbrella for the entire nation after Treasury bonds collapse and the stock market crashes? We asked three recently-pardoned financial criminals.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
ESPN's tribute to Ryne Sandberg
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Kids playing Ozzy's Crazy Train on xylophones
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
There’s a probably better than 50% chance that was the last Daily Show ever. And I’ll say probably 80-90% it was at least Jon Stewart’s last show. He went scorched earth on CBS and Trump without any bleeping.
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Jon Stewart and his team are brilliant. youtu.be/TwOLo_U6bTw?...
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Jon Stewart Reacts to Colbert's Cancellation & Trump's "Bawdy" Epstein Doodles | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Orioles play-by-play broadcaster Kevin Brown explaining the Oasis reunion to analyst Ben McDonald went exactly how you'd expect 🎙️🎸🔥
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Wordle streak about to take it in the seat. What a shame.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Vance can’t even decide what his own name is. Not surprised that he would screw this up.
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quarter zip wearer dan @danvee22.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
@padilla.senate.gov Where do I donate? I’ll double it if you tell my AZ senators to get off their ass.
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Here's one upgrade to Air Force One that won't cost the taxpayers $1B
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 22/05/2025
Congratulations to the Cubs on getting the 2027 All-Star Game. One that might never be played because their owners are one of a bunch who are willing to torch that entire season to try to force a salary cap on the players.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
i went back today and they went out of business
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The face of the administration banning artificial colors
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