Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 11hAlright, fine, I'll play along. 030
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 13hNo, you're right, I should be grateful. I never knew that I all I needed to do was ask Geez. It all seems so simple now. 030
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 14hI am overcome with an intense jealousy at the prospect that you know more about donkeys than me. 160
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 16hI'm mildly fascinated by older Eastern European men's love of 80s American soap operas. 000
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 21hAbsolutely. There's just so much to learn about tortoises. You can never go wrong learning about tortoises. 020
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 21hRadiated tortoises. Irradiated tortoises. They're not the same thing. But if there's one thing they have in common, it's that you should be smuggling them anywhere. 170
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Frito-Lay executive: Is there any way we can make the Cheetos experience fear? Like when they're being baked. So the customer will taste it baked into them, of course. Food scientist: ... Yeah. Sure. 010
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you were looking for a day in which to gaze at a picture of a man with a beard and wonder aloud why he doesn't have a beard, you could do a lot worse than today. 020
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wonder if it might be like a lot of LA specific things and a victim of so much production moving out of California. Sort of like how Beverly Hills doesn't really occupy the same place in pop culture that it used to. 030
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I agree. I also believe that nothing should ever be named after a person, either. 010
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's been over a year and a half and I have yet to be assassinated! — testimonial from an enthusiastic nightingale floor customer 040
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026People intuitively respect the noble Bactrian camel. 030
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Julie is Shin-chan now. You know, from Crayon Shin-chan. Maybe that's old news to you, but I just found out about it and it's crazy that no one is talking about it. 010
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It used to be you could just dress an 8 year old boy up in a suit and tie and have him say "The wife and I are thinking of getting out to Vermont for the weekend, just the two of us. Get away from the kids." and they'd hire you as a writer for something. 010
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Posting "not new, new account. setting up" and going viral then having to tearfully admit it was stolen from Julie. 050
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Re-animating the dead. (Sitting in a booth frantically drawing a cartoon of a dead person who was already in a cartoon.) 041
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No one knows what it is that causes an eyelash to turn vicious and seek the destruction of its accompanying eye, but the carnage is plain for all to see. 070
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just want to say that I wouldn't have been deceived into thinking I was buying Grape-Nuts by Fig-Nuts. 020
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yes. I am also partial to the Cajun ones. 010
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No, I take it back. Sometimes the obvious answer is the correct one. Of course French Bulldogs can speak French. 140
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've never seen it either, but I am aware of it by reputation. Just in general, though, a director of movies for Evangelicals making a movie involving the Civil War that isn't pro-Confederate comes as a pleasant surprise. But then, it was 14 years ago. 110
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fascinating! By the director of God's Not Dead, which is a little surprising at this juncture. 120
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well now that's curious. Because you just said that he was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him earlier, he said he didn't know how to play the qin. 021
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There is no "Trending". Oh, you can see it there on the side, yes, you can toggle it on or off, but it's all an illusion. An illusion created by your mind. Like the itch of an insect bite, but the bite is that of the hidden creatures that feed on your hopes and dreams. 040
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm pretty sure I've only seen Ernest Scared Stupid. I do have vague memories of having watched the TV show. 011
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have never unironically used a hashtag. #hashtag #irony #earnest #theimportanceofbeing #alsojimvarney #yesiknowitisspelleddifferently 150
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thinking about this more, there's a timidity—and yet a petulance underneath—a pliability—and yet a defiance. It's like the duck or the rabbit, or the old woman or the young woman... A conundrum. 030
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My image consultant, who is Albert Einstein's great grandson by the way, has informed me that my "brand is stagnant". 040
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's so sad to think how rare scenes like this are nowadays due to the decline of malls and wizards. 030
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There's a melancholy to it that makes it a bit confusing, I think, but I still have to say yes. 140
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For all I know, yes. Or no. 030
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did you check the safe for work erotic encyclopedia? 120
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I choose my words very carefully. The wrong words, but carefully chosen. 040
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just found out about this last week. It's quite something. 010
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The erotic encyclopedia for today's professional on the go! 020
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In unrelated news, police say that whoever turned those horses into wasps is still at large and reports that the culprit has already been tried and executed are categorically false. 120
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026At least some of them are. The rest could be decoys. Are the suspect's whereabouts on the morning of March 17th known? 020
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is a scheduled update on the ongoing situation in San Bernardino: everyone is still turned into an animal. 1114
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sorry if I replied to you or didn't reply to you earlier, that was the cold medicine talking or not talking. 020
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Miranda Sex Garden's Madra and Suspiria. The first is acappella Renaissance madrigals, the second is a gothic rock album. Both are great. 010
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They're thinking seriously about turning all dogs into seals. They said it would solve a lot of society's problems. 4171
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's a lost art, messages on bananas. So many of world's ills can be traced back to the bananaphone. 020
Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They don't want anyone to know the power we would have if we all did this at once. 130
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think it feels like it's actually a lot more of my time than it is. It feels like it's almost all the time, but it's probably less than a quarter. 010
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Plates licked clean, I began coyly. “I’m surprised you liked that so much. It had quite a bit of sage in it.” He sputtered. I rose.
“Because of me, your life has been full of all good things. Your heart full of love, your home full of children’s laughter, your table full of friends, and for the past two weeks, your belly full of sage! And mushrooms! And everything that makes life worth living!”
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