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I miss 'rice field.'

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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Somehow inspired by and having the same name as but not a remake of 1958's Earth vs. the Spider. But also:
Pedro Pascal as Goth Guy
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Landlord         Disney Experiences
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dread Dragon Pliocene epoch
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hmm. I don't believe you.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People were wrong to doubt this was possible.
McDonald's makes seven types of chicken a staple
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fischer's Erotic Encyclopedia                1996              Dreamcatcher Interactive
Fischer's Erotic Encyclopedia NSFW    1996              Dreamcatcher Interactive
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forest folk, mutants, aliens and what-not
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you, Wikipedia, for keeping it real.
The ship is featured in the 1967 film "Catalina Caper".
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drafts

7mo
Important note: save to drafts
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Shiance" encompasses not just Eatance
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Probably the top three things to search for.
in search of inhabitants, fresh water and yams.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
An old woman hitting a man with her purse. Superimposed over it are the words "senior power".
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
She has been known as "the most murdered woman in the world."
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Seeing a lot of misconceptions on the timeline lately, and this is not a call out post, but France is canonically not part of the worldwide latina belt:
the wayward fool
@protestantwind

worldwide latina belt

all people from these places are latinas

(A map of the world with Latin America, Spain, Italy, the Balkans, North Africa and the Middle East, South Asia, and Southeast Asia haphazardly highlighted. I did not post this before with countries in Europe in the highlighted area misidentified.)
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Telluride's bad-boy image
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
[silent in a concerning way]
A piebald silkie chicken with a red silkie behind.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Do you think those are real beards?
A man with a large beard, a man with a smaller beard holding a child, and a woman with her forehead painted.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
...see Big boy, Weirdo
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This was an accurate depiction of human proportions in the 16th century.
A depiction of two people from the 16th century Portuguese Codex Casanatense. It is captioned, translated from Portuguese: "People of the land of China; they're called Chinas; their law (religion) is that of gentiles; this land of China is very rich but sailing to it is very dangerous, and many ships are lost".
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm going to take that concept even further:
It's a Bluesky text box that says "Bread". There is a red arrow pointing to it labelled "Bread box (containing bread)"
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Feral parakeets in Great BritainControversial parrot taxa
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A genie. He is dancing, his arms outstretched. Two very white people in Chinese clothes are standing behind him.A genie. He is dancing, his arms raised. There are still two very white people in Chinese clothes standing behind him.A genie. He is bowing, his dance completed. Still, there are two very white people in Chinese clothes standing behind him.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lady Mobster. It's not blue text.
Lady Mobster
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
An old lady hitting someone with her purse. White comic-like text that says "POW" surrounded by stars is superimposed.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A wall of computer generated mouths. A couple of them are turned on their side.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
: mr penis filers the blinking lights
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
one moustache-centred publication declares "You probably don't know anybody who has a [real] Fu Manchu."
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Name tag idea:
An illustration labelled pustule.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm not saying he doesn't deserve all the recognition, I'm just saying that is frankly a disgusting thing to do to a person's name.
Sir David Attenborough OM, GCMG, CH, CVO, CBE, FRS, FSA, FRSA, FLS, FZS, FRSGS, FRSB, HonFLI
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Going down the rabbit hole, and quoting the man himself:
Anyone can write stuff on Wikipedia and it doesn't have to be true.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Scroop Egerton, 1st Duke of Bridgewater (1681-1745)Wilbraham Egerton, 1st Earl Egerton (1832-1909)
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I forgot I took this screenshot the other day. It seemed important at the time.
: For those keeping track. Project Hail Mary fails the Bechdel Test, Rollergator passes it. Clearly this is the superior film
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
On Mac, for what it's worth:
alt text, with the alt struck through
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Two open Wikipedia tabs: Lyric Opera of Chicago and Donald G. Jackson.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I am pure and without sin.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
At least someone else is concerned about this important issue.
PJ's gotta be like 6 feet without the rollerblades
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Preposterous, if true.
Tchaikovsky felt that the novel wasn't particularly strong in plot
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A Gun For Dinosaur
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sir Butts Bacon, 1st Baronet (24 March 1580 - 29 May 1661)[1]
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Do you think his sideburns were intended as a futuristic statement?
90s computer animation. Close up of a face of man wearing a tuxedo. He was singing a Motown type of song, I believe. He has very pronounced sideburns. I think this is from the part where he was at a swimming pool.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sir Sitwell Sitwell, 1st BaronetSir Sitwell Reresby Sitwell, 3rd BaronetSir Sacheverell Reresby Sitwell, 6th Baronet,Sir Sacheverell Reresby Sitwell, 7th Baronet
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You never know when you might need this one.
A lion devouring the sun.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Cruel of them that they would have forced people to forsake the one for the other:
Hercules and Xena: Wizards of the Screen opened in the summer of 1997, [41][42] replacing Murder, She Wrote Mystery Theatre.[2]
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No, that does seem right after all.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
'It is not easy for us to tell the difference between two Portlanders,' said the Midwesterner.
'Nonsense, Lindir,' snorted Bilbo. 'If you can't distinguish between a Hippy and a Retro Punk, you judgement is poorer than I imagined. They're as different as peas and apples.'
'Maybe. To sheep other sheep no doubt appear different,' laughed Lindir. 'Or to shepherds. But Portlanders have not been our study. We have other business.'
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Below: The aptly named Mr Philpott delivering aerated waters of his own manufacture, around 1900.

A photograph of a horse and carriage and two men, one in the driver's seat of the carriage, the other standing alongside at the rear.
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Nui Onoue's misfortune-telling toad statue @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When are they going to get to the Special Appearance by John Houseman
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