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@danorz.com
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mediocre web dev; mediocre ultimate frisbee player; pretty dang good crossword-puzzle doer. Worcester MA USA. go Jackets. he/him

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this video is so funny, imagine being grilled by a US Senator who is oddly convinced that you went to an Atlanta Hawks game when you have never been to an Atlanta Hawks game
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 29/09/2026
lol holy shit
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Defector @defector.com · 29/09/2026
It's the 2026-27 NHL preview. What's the worst that could happen? defector.com/its-the-2026...
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It's The 2026–27 NHL Season Preview. What's The Worst That Could Happen? | Defector
Does it still feel a little too early for hockey? Well, too bad! The NHL has expanded to an 84-game schedule, so we’re getting September hockey that counts in the standings, and you’re about to get…
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incidentally i think these guys are the patron saints of bluesky
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 27/09/2026
the child is streaming Return of the Jedi on disney so I get to experience the special edition for the first time, and holy cow the little song they added to the early scene at jabba's palace is SO BAD
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 27/09/2026
MY BOYS
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 26/09/2026
georgia tech @ stanford at 1030pm is gonna get generationally weird
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 26/09/2026
georgia tech @ stanford at 1030pm is gonna get generationally weird
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
I honestly don't know how to explain.  Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 25/09/2026
oh no
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a great blog. defector.com/i-spent-thre...
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I Spent Three Sweltering Days Shredding The High Seas At Jogging Pace, And It Ruled | Defector
Sisi is a Volvo Ocean 65 racing sailboat. She is fast as hell and built for sickos. She is not a comfortable luxury yacht, I assure you. Sisi is a frightening, angry, 72-foot, 12-ton sea monster.  Sis...
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 23/09/2026
www.noemamag.com/this-is-not-...
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‘This Is Not Financial Advice’ | NOEMA
How finfluencers prey on economic desperation.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 23/09/2026
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 22/09/2026
help us build the world's best unreliable shortcut machine but don't use the shortcut machine to do it, it's too unreliable
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 22/09/2026
I'm sorry but too many of these words have no business being in the same sentence together
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i pledge my sword to the politician who just says: let’s leave trans people alone, i don’t know or care what a hasan piker is, and i condemn the genocide in gaza. stop hiring consultants that make you say weird stuff that nobody likes.
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 20/09/2026
this illegal stream of the LSU game has commercials from somewhere in Mississippi in which cartoon forest animals tell you to keep away from power lines for your own safety, sometimes regional stereotypes are regional stereotypes for a reason
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve seen in years and I watch Reacher
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Matt Henry 🥄 @matthenry.fyi · 15/09/2026
The US Web Design System is load-bearing infrastructure for thousands of government websites. It makes it easy for small teams with no resources (i.e. most .gov teams) to make usable, accessible websites that work for everyone. Today, it's as close as it's ever been to being replaced with AI slop.
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Simone de Rochefort @doomquasar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
he's freaking done it again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQow...
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What Is Night City's Unemployment Rate?
YouTube video by Any Austin
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You need to go outside
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 16/09/2026
for everyone saying that Kate Toomey should lose her license: she already lost her license, for about four minutes there. hasn't she suffered enough?
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TOTC Show @totcshow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New from Adam Bass at MassLive: Worcester Councilor Kathleen Toomey, who was involved in a crash on Sept. 2, is stepping down temporarily from the city's public safety committee she chairs and temporarily recusing herself from Worcester police matters www.masslive.com/centralmass/...
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Worcester councilor involved in crash to temporarily step down from committee
The councilor says she will also recuse herself from matters involving the Worcester Police Department until an internal investigation into officers' handling of the crash response is completed.
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 15/09/2026
just updated the onboarding handbook for new hires at my software startup
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sometimes the goal of science is to help us begin to understand the mystery and complexity of this astounding universe and sometimes the goal is to simply improve the human experience
a man eats a burrito over a wide funnel mounted over a stand holding a soft taco shell to catch what falls
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 13/09/2026
The people that brought you The Problem proudly present... The Solution.
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Bill Shaner @billshaner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You gotta hand it to em “WPD lets public safety chairwoman off on obvious DUI the same week the council votes against a police oversight board” would be a really good way to satirize a corrupt municipality
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the Marriott mini muffin remembrance is now further away in time (13 years) than 9/11 was when Marriott offered the remembrance muffins (12) 🫡
sign reading "In remembrance of those we lost on 9/11 the hotel will provide complimentary coffee and mini muffins from 8:45 - 9:15am."
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 11/09/2026
???
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 11/09/2026
learning the hard way that "low-caffeine" coffee is very different from "decaf coffee"
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 11/09/2025
never forget 🇺🇸 🫡
a screenshot of a twitter post, containing a photo of a man in a gold frame with the caption "Bill Moro, 300, 9/11/01".  the post text is:  "My brother was at a bowling alley in western mass and he sent me this iconic photo of a dude who bowled a perfect game on 9/11 🙌🙌🙌"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Therrrre it is.
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 10/09/2026
I am ragecrylaughing at this
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026
There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 08/09/2026
it's wild how many drivers will actually come to a complete stop at a stop sign if I simply sit near the road and hold up my phone as if I'm filming them. (cf the number of cars who blow through it without even slowing down when I'm just standing there chatting with other people)
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Termite Terrace Club @termiteterraceclub.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy birthday to the French-Canadian arch-nemesis of Bugs Bunny, Blacque Jacque Shellacque. Just about similar as Yosemite Sam but he has his own personal flare. He appeared in two theatrical shorts: “Bonanza Bunny” (1959) and “Wet Hare” (1962).
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 05/09/2026
georgia tech football skeet
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 04/09/2026
this was an absolutely amazing piece even before I got to the phrase "Unlikely Animal Friends power hour"
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 04/09/2026
this isn't right this isn't even wrong it's some fucked up third thing
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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 04/09/2026
this sucks!
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