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Dan 🎃

@danorz.com

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mediocre web dev; mediocre ultimate frisbee player; pretty dang good crossword-puzzle doer. Worcester MA USA. go Jackets. he/him

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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 22/09/2026

I'm sorry but too many of these words have no business being in the same sentence together

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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 15/09/2026

just updated the onboarding handbook for new hires at my software startup

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 11/09/2026

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 02/09/2026

Space Ghost: "I believe every word that man just said. Because it's exactly what I wanted to hear."

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 28/08/2026

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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 18/08/2026

oh no

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 13/08/2026

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 30/07/2026

emergency Miss Worcester trip

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 27/07/2026

must have written down a dream last night because I woke up to my notes app open on my phone this morning?

screenshot of a note in a Notes app: "fred durst is the king of a shit-filled private prison and I impressed him with my moral clarity and frisbee skills"

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 27/07/2026

probably the best cat food named after an ancient Sumerian city I've ever bought

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 18/07/2026

🎉

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 17/07/2026

in case anyone's looking for an idea for their next video game

black graffiti on a grey wall reading "OFFICE WARRIOR 2043"

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 27/06/2026

🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿⚽⚽⚽

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 17/06/2026

I was not aware the local trash incinerator has its own swag

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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 14/06/2026

got to go up to the very tippy top of bancroft tower today during the annual block party

official elevation marker embedded in the floor of the very top of bancroft tower

view of downtown worcester ma from the top of bancroft tower

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 11/06/2026

me and about 20 million other nba casuals rn

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 05/06/2026

for weeks my first grader has been trying to arrange a playdate with a classmate but one or the other of them always forgets to ask, writes it down wrong, etc. finally yesterday he gets off the bus and tells me triumphantly that <X> gave him their mom's phone number for real then hands me this

7748230156765741056768729P0677. "slap me some skin!"

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 01/06/2026

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 28/05/2026

dinnertime scenes

a long-haired tuxedo cat is up on two legs desperately attempting to reach the cherry kitchen counter, screeching for her (still un-filled) food bowl

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 13/05/2026

we shouldn't be traveling anyway. I'm not saying I'm better than other over-privileged people for being mostly meat, car, and child free, or for declining to take business trips. but tourism is a bit disrespectful of all the extinct species, and threatened cultures, isn't it?

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 07/05/2026

oh don't worry we did that to the Vatican too

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 07/05/2026

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 06/05/2026

the full clip is even better (for multiple reasons)

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 06/05/2026

absolutely legendary City Council public comment last night

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 25/04/2026

I am at a B&B run by tortoises

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 22/04/2026

let's hit that mil

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 16/04/2026

we used to be a country

a flowchart made by Rockwell International's space-transportation division in 1989, describing a 100-year plan to turn humanity into a spacefaring species. we were supposed to have ion drives and self-supporting lunar bases by now

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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 14/04/2026

struggling to think of anything I would find less appealing than this

"Topgolf + AI"

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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 08/04/2026

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 13/03/2026

when jk rowling needs a name for a canadian hogwarts student

"rod hockey"

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 06/03/2026

I have never seen a cat makin' biscuits with all four of their paws but that is how much this cat loves her blanket

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 04/03/2026

I went to scrape off the car and it felt like I was getting hailed on. so weird!

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 27/01/2026

wholesome scenes up here by Bancroft Tower

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 21/01/2026

scientists are saying it's the most Bluesky post possible

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 03/01/2026

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 23/12/2025

Jiz Burger

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 12/12/2025

I just read a chapter they wrote about you

"5. THE TRAGEDY OF THE PERVERTS"

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 07/12/2025

cozy winter mode activated

a child playing a board game on the rug on the floor in front of a roaring fire. a black cat lies sprawled nearby

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 05/12/2025

just got dissed by someone in the UK

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Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 02/12/2025

Professor Celery says...

don't forget to "stalk up" before the big storm!

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 20/11/2025

not in my neighborhood tyvm

a Patriot Front sticker affixed to a metal conduit on a wooden utility pole

a set of cool stickers affixed to a metal conduit on a wooden utility pole

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 09/11/2025

say no more

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 06/11/2025

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 05/11/2025

squidward window meme

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 05/11/2025

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 05/11/2025

a badly buffering youtube stream of a windows desktop share. once again, we are not a serious city

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 25/10/2025

there's probably a wizard convention in town

two men facing away from the camera. the one on the left is wearing a yellow jacket with "Wizard Staff" on the back; the one on the right is wearing a blue jacket with a drawing of a wizard and the words "Wizard Security" on the back

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 14/10/2025

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 06/10/2025

bought a bathroom vanity and got a bonus inspirational quote. truly blessed # light travels

Dan 🎃 @danorz.com · 01/10/2025

Krang