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More than ever, the funniest thing you could do with a time machine is go back to 1996 and tell someone that in thirty years the most enduring artistic achievement of Chris Rock's career will be getting slapped by Will Smith

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the peak of cooking engagement strategies were when you'd look up how to make vinaigrette and the first eight paragraphs of the post would be "I awoke on 9/11 with an acute premonition of ill portent"

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I should carve out an evening to rewatch that for horror month, thanks for the reminder

(Many elements of which have not aged well)

(I'm watching the X-Files episode where he's wandering around tripping balls and Ashlyn Gere almost kills Mulder)

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William Sanderson should have his own wing in the Weird Little Guy hall of fame

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dude rickey fuckin henderson would've got thrown out on that goddamn play

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tired: nice, we broke up a no-hitter wired: let's be aggressive inspired: let's get the first guy to get a hit all fuckin night thrown out by 75 feet trying to get a triple

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The TBS graphic where they say the game is in the mid 6th has the word "MID" so big it's like a critical judgment of the game

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The Harry Potter show looks like shit; "let's do a rote, uninspired adaptation of a rote, uninspired adaptation and give all the money to a cartoon villain" might not be the winning strategy it initially appeared

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that, with a dash of "all the cool kids are doing it"

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the world, regardless of its faults, is so full of wonders

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the pet noises are fine, the worst thing is when someone needs to change the batteries in their smoke detector and their 45-minute speech about naval activity in the persian gulf is punctuated by the low-battery chirp, aka the worst sound in the entire world

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Matt Helgeson @matthelgeson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

fuckin don't jinx it jesus christ

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Reposted by Danny Bowes

It's extremely rare in the year of our Lord 2026 to see a true first ballot hall of fame custom van like this.

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My friend, in five minutes you won't give a shit about the people

Need more "I demand satisfaction for these insults" type shit

John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not enough potboilers, not enough bodice-rippers anymore

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Reposted by Danny Bowes

One of the reasons Dracula works and is good is cause it’s about every single middle-class British neurosis and paranoia AT ONCE

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I apologize for using misinfo as an excuse to get a joke off

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Related, there's a great story about Chuck D seeing a pre-fame Vanilla Ice breakdance at some festival, and the guy telling the story sees Chuck staring, enraptured, and asks him "?" and Chuck says something like "If I didn't have principles I could get so fuckin rich off this kid"

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I had drivers Ed on the literal block where they shot the exteriors and let's just say it deepened my appreciation for the movie

I always assumed, and was amused by the image, that because the office was in Sheepshead Bay that Mitch & Murray had an office in the Williamsburg Savings Bank

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