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Danny Page

@danny.page
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Sports, numbers, computers, pictures of blue skies. He/him. Home page: danny.page Twitter: Twitter.com/dannypage My own Mastodon instance: banter.danny.page/@danny

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Danny Page @danny.page · 02/10/2026
Eminem Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People
edited image from the onion article to include Eminem's face over Manson's from:
"Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People"
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Danny Page @danny.page · 02/10/2026
so the iphone duo has “kid cue” to get your kids attention when taking pictures and i’m now seriously considering it. they pandered directly to me
38 year old father with graying hair and silver wedding ring. he’s taking a picture of his kids with the iphone duo. a video of snoopy surfing is on the outer screen. he hopes that by paying $2000 for the phone that gets their attention for once, and he’ll be able to make the case that it was worth it for the priceless memories that’ll get stored among the other 100,000 photos that have been taken over the last 5 years.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 01/10/2026
Also, Chotiner is held up as a great interviewer because he pushes on the contradictions of the people he’s talking to. But anyone could follow up this question about Cox signing extremely anti-queer legislation and asked him how queer people fit into that discussion of disagreement. Geoff didn’t.
Geoff Bennett:
You know, it strikes me this idea of disagreeing better can sound like a luxury to people who feel like their lives and livelihoods are very
much on the line.
How do you respond to that, to people who want to see some sense of urgency in the political conversation?
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Danny Page @danny.page · 01/10/2026
“If Max has inherited the racing talents of both his parents a new F1 driver for the year 2020 has been born today.” lol by 2020, Max was top 3 in the drivers championship also, “Max Emilian” ???
Jos Verstappen Info Page

News Items September 1997

This afternoon Jos and Sophie became
the proud parents of a healthy son. His name is Max and he weighs 3265 gram.
Max Emilian, as is his full name, is 48,5 cm long. Sophie delivered Max at 13.20 without any complications. The delivery lasted for 40 minutes. Max had chosen the right moment to come out. Now Jos and Sophie can enjoy some time with Max before Jos has to leave for Japan. If Max has inherited the racing talents of both his parents a new F1 driver for the year 2020 has been born today.
To congratulate the happy family don't go out to the mailbox but just leave a wish for them on our site. To send in a wish or have a look at the wishes of others just surf to the wishes-page.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 30/09/2026
“I am here, more than ever.” - he said, from somewhere that is not Manchester. lol

I want every single Manchester City fan to know I am here; more than ever. I am, always have been, always will, be behind my club, my owner, my chairman, Ferran, the players, staff, Enzo and you, our unique supporters. Let me be clear: we will get through this together. I love you all.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 28/09/2026
girl (apollo) throwing a playground ball (gift of prophecy) at other girls (internet users trying to be comedic)
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Danny Page @danny.page · 28/09/2026
good recovery run through the aches, those Fall XC muscles awakening from their slumber. i need to find a target 5K race
8:36, 8:24, and 8:23 miles
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Danny Page @danny.page · 27/09/2026
📉📉 6:33 mile - holy shit. all credit to fall weather and the light rain, it’s proper running season again. Oh, and the shoes: Saucony mid-distance spikes on a very nice 400m outdoor track.
5:53, 6:35, 7:00, and 6:43 pace splits. 

1:28, 1:38, 1:45, and 1:40
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Danny Page @danny.page · 26/09/2026
it's a little absurd how fast I went from "my sports database doesn't have MLB in it" to "i can get this answer very fast now from my local server with my local computer genie"
Munetaka Murakami (White Sox) has the best HR/AB ratio of the 286 hitters with at least 250 at-bats: 35 HR in 445 AB, or .0787 (one homer every 12.7 AB). Kyle Schwarber is a hair behind at .0785 (45 in 573).

List of the Top 10 players by HR/AB follows.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 25/09/2026
Dr Shen in The Pitt, drinking dunkin iced coffee duing a mass casualty event
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Danny Page @danny.page · 24/09/2026
comment in code:

# I have a truly marvelous demonstration of this proposition which this margin is too narrow to contain.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 23/09/2026
lol, why didn't they think about doing that before?!?
summarized 

"articulate specifically what victory is in Hormux, because out here in the cheap seats it feels like another middle east war quagmire"
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Danny Page @danny.page · 22/09/2026
ios27 weather app just got a really nice data viz upgrade to show the intensity of the rain, and not just the percentage chance. Extremely good. (extremely bad is realizing the day light hours are disappearing)
next week of rain every 2 hours, amount of rain, and percent chance. also shows darker columns for night time, lighter gray for day time. saturday and sunday have one fewer daylight column as sunset will be in the 6 o’clock hour here.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 20/09/2026
might as well cancel the Qatar and Abu Dhabi rounds for 2027 too
Yemen’s Houthis have confirmed they hit fuel storage tanks at Saudi Arabia’s King Khalid International Airport in Riyadh.

The question now is whether Saudi Arabia escalates this war. 

Mark Chadbourn
 @chadbourn.bsky.social

The US has issued a series of STEP alerts to countries across the Middle East in recent hours: Israel, Iraq, Lebanon and Oman.

And Travel Security alerts: Iraq, Kuwait, Jordan, Lebanon, Bahrain and Oman.

Alerts also for Saudi Arabia and Qatar. (Faytuks Network) 

Mark Chadbourn

@chadbourn.bsky.social

Trump is returning to the White House from Camp David a day earlier than planned.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 19/09/2026
this lead me to look up Magicians Nephew (which is basically “.hack”) and laughed at it being an “I need to write a whole story to explain this one plot element” book
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Danny Page @danny.page · 18/09/2026
Saruman with a speech bubble
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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Danny Page @danny.page · 16/09/2026
“ha, losers, it’s not just 60 minutes losing viewers, it’s the entire channel!” (NBC was up 4% for Sunday Night Football, btw)
okay but that’s worse. you do see how that’s worse, right?
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Danny Page @danny.page · 15/09/2026
4 of 11 supporting acts out from Ed Sheeran’s tour. gotta pump those numbers up, make him do it by himself
Supporting acts for Ed Sheeran’s Loop Tour:
BIIRD Vance Joy Mia Wray Amble Myles Smith Ellie Banke Sigrid 

Acts that have dropped out: Lukas Graham, Macklemore, Finneas, Aaron Rowe
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Danny Page @danny.page · 15/09/2026
what version of woke is this store.steampowered.com/app/2887580/...
AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

In-game AI character Ms. Second is using AI generated voice. Using humans voices for AI character would be cultural appropriation.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 14/09/2026
rewatching Ghost In The Shell SAC and this episode hit at the perfect time with all the “AI Slowdown” news tubitv.com/tv-shows/200...
the tachikomas have developed far too quickly
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Danny Page @danny.page · 14/09/2026
"oo! that lucky ducky! I'll fix him!"

the rich guy from Tom the Dancing Bug's Lucky Ducky comics
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Danny Page @danny.page · 14/09/2026
love to read news on my phone
4 different ads filling up the whole screen. even when scrolling you only see a single paragraph at a time
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Danny Page @danny.page · 11/09/2026
Slotkin joined the Central Intelligence Agency in 2002, following the September 11 attacks.[13] Fluent in Arabic and Swahili, she served three tours in Iraq alongside the military as a CIA analyst.[11] She described her role as an expert on Iraqi Shia militias.[16] During the George W. Bush administration, she worked on the Iraq portfolio for the National Security Council. During Barack Obama's presidency, she worked for the State Department and the Department of Defense.[11] From 2015 to 2017, Slotkin was acting Assistant Secretary of Defense for International Security Affairs,[17] where one of her responsibilities was securing Israel's Qualitative Military Edge.[18]“we are all looking for the guy who did this” meme
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Danny Page @danny.page · 08/09/2026
i’ll be busy tomorrow morning, so getting this out of the way now
crono of chrono trigger with silksong clown wig
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Danny Page @danny.page · 08/09/2026
the timeline does it afain
elizabeth holmes with a deep stare

the drawing of Frodo with a deep stare and “adult cupid” vibe
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Danny Page @danny.page · 04/09/2026
* oil up * rates up * tariffs up
burned american consumer: give me harder battles

jesus: what the fuck
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Danny Page @danny.page · 03/09/2026
Don't take L's on behalf of others currently taking an L, @mcuban.bsky.social
Hey Danny. Where in the report did it say ballmer's investment was funneled to KL?
Pablo did a great job opening the door and pushing hard to get facts.
Ballmer is the owner. Owners take the hit. KL got paid and the NBA punishment was needed


Mark Cuban•@mcuban.bsky.social • 9m
Like I told Pablo. Dennis would be the person who knew everything.
And he was
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Danny Page @danny.page · 03/09/2026
okay but if you're doing it at Monza...
Guido, the pit crew car in Cars. italian wig and Ferrari signs
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Danny Page @danny.page · 01/09/2026
post random or something awful eternal september 🏳️‍🌈🏎️
no straights. no mercy - F1 tagline
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Danny Page @danny.page · 31/08/2026
Happy 2.0, OpenClaw. they still have the racist screenshot in the main page of the Docs. 9,634,784 lines of code after 91,701 commits in 10 months!
screenshot of https://ghloc.dev/openclaw/openclaw?branch=main

lots of code, lots of commits, full green every day since late December of 2025
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Danny Page @danny.page · 29/08/2026
i didn’t realize the Onion was writing kids books now
Taylor Swift kids book

“With over 150 tour stops and a movie theater release, the Eras Tour became the most successful concert tour of all time. It even boosted business for all the towns she visited and added billions of dollars to the United States economy!”
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Danny Page @danny.page · 29/08/2026
📉7:21 mile - Ran back from the gym, a small pause at a stoplight that I didn’t pause the tracker for. Pushed under 6 for that last third.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 27/08/2026
TIL that one of my kids (4 and 2 years old) not only has a phone, but also got a second one.
Hi Dad, my phone stopped working, so I'm using a new number now. Text me on 3012663574 when you see this.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 26/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/leav...
night of the final day
12 hours remain
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Danny Page @danny.page · 26/08/2026
it’s just a matter of time
grim reaper knocking on doors memegrim reaper at the claw machinegrim reaper yelling, grim reaper happy
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Danny Page @danny.page · 26/08/2026
the belt worn while serving multiple warped tours
VANS SK8-HI TREADS LEADING
STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BLOOD POOL.

THE WORK OF A CARELESS PUNKER WITH SEVERAL WARPED TOURS OF DUTY
UNDER HIS BELT?
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Danny Page @danny.page · 21/08/2026
btw saving this one for hockey season
me saying “yeah, the flyers are bad”
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Danny Page @danny.page · 21/08/2026
i enjoying mysekf on the tonight show, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others
rivers cuomo in all gold suit and gold facerivers cuomo in all gold suit and gold face, but now he looks down in thought 

also the chair has a gold blanket
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Danny Page @danny.page · 21/08/2026
evangelion tree of life diagram
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Danny Page @danny.page · 19/08/2026
me rn
scott pilgrim anime, scott is waiting by the door for a package
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Danny Page @danny.page · 12/08/2026
i wonder how much a simple “bet 5 bucks when one candidate was below 50%” would have done tonight in this race
almost 100% all day, then the votes rolled in. Hong now favored on Polymarket
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Danny Page @danny.page · 12/08/2026
i was about to make a point about election exchanges, but then it’s gotten weirder? what kind of failure of market making is happening right now
Hong going from a near lock all day, right until the votes started being counting, and now she’s a 33% underdogboth. markers practically identical, despite there not being a 3rd real option in the race. Both Hong and Crowley at 39% yes?
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Danny Page @danny.page · 11/08/2026
live image of Trump being shuttled to a different plane
the brothers in Ocean's 11 pushing a cart
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Danny Page @danny.page · 10/08/2026
on second thought, the Wii (and DS) did introduce the need for sterile environments when playing video games
“trauma center: second opinion” cover art

anime characters ready for surgery
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Danny Page @danny.page · 10/08/2026
might be one of the most cursed things i’ve seen in a video game love the implication of needing to wear gloves for such a procedure
putting a wii remote in a baby doll near the neck
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Danny Page @danny.page · 09/08/2026
"oof size" meme, but with the background of the ESPN reporter Lindsey Thiry dodging a bug, she's blowing out air with puffed cheeks
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Danny Page @danny.page · 07/08/2026
wheee glad i just got a bonus because welp, it’s dead jim
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Danny Page @danny.page · 06/08/2026
i think i rather bet on a coin flip than the hall of fame preseason game
carolina vs arizona hall of fame preseason game betting odds
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Danny Page @danny.page · 06/08/2026
forgot that I need to turn off all facebook notifications, they are not remotely helpful
posts you may have missed, received on August 6

and it’s a post from July 28th about a weather warning
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