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@jakenazar.bsky.social
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Alleged teacher and now Blue Sky menace. Never Post.

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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 47m
great skill, some truly mind numbing moments, and some fights. it was a true caps-pens game
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 1h
These guys are gonna get torn a new one tomorrow for all these breakaways, but that's why you pay LT the big bucks
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 1h
yep, this is a caps-pens game alright
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 1h
Crosby is a -4 tonight and has 2 assists on the season. Ovi looked so slow to start the year he hotshotted a retirement announcement. I think it's finally over, folks
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 2h
lmao they got the Pens behind the net again
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 2h
Helluva period. Good to see the Ovi line get going
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 2h
This Dubois-Tuch-Wilson line
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 3h
Gotta be honest, not sure I would have compared myself to the Athenians while currently losing a war to the successor state of the Persians, but I'm not gonna stop him
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 3h
Kevin Owens set up a camera backstage at SmackDown last week where folks could just sit down and share their feelings about PAC, and apparently it was shared with his family as well. He is a wonderful person. Here’s the video: youtu.be/XS-ujHCbCtY?...
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WWE Superstars remember Benjamin Satterley
YouTube video by WWE
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 4h
I think the 37th attempt to call him Gay and Weird will be the one to stick. Just gotta keep establishing the run.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 5h
I get the desire to believe that these are feds or paid agitators but I'm afraid the truth is just that some of the people who agree with you are antisemitic.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12h
the start of the World Cup + every game since the World Cup is one of the best extended runs in USMNT history but right in the middle of that they had a very important game where they repeatedly blasted themselves in the groin with a shotgun
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Matt Kremnitzer @mattkremnitzer.bsky.social · 16h
This is mostly right but doesn't capture everything about Albernaz's forgettable first season. He would not be getting as much vitriol if the O's won more and made the playoffs. But the dust-ups with media/specific players and weird tough-guy bravado can't be ignored www.nytimes.com/athletic/766...
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What the O’s Jim Palmer-Craig Albernaz unreturned text outrage is really about
The angst over the first-year manager not returning a text from the Hall of Famer speaks to fan frustration over failure on the field.
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 23h
On the latest Rewatchables, there is an extensive portion where they debate top serial killers and Bill explains that he "likes numbers" and "I like when they put fear into the city or community, even nationally"
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 23h
In the '81 playoffs, the Chargers beat Miami in that epic OT game with field conditions of 88 degrees and high humidity. The next week, they played Cincinnati in the Freezer Bowl in -9 with a wind chill that made it feel like -37, so an effective difference in temperature of 150 degrees
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn't sure how I'd feel about the USMNT in these windows coming off the Belgium game and how the WC ended, but watching these kids get to go out there and do their thing and some of the returnees like Freeman, Berhalter, etc. ball out was a ton of fun. Plus 4 wins from 4 is hard to argue with
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jesse Marsch keeps saying he wouldn't want the US job anymore, yet there he was striding all the way to Pochettino's technical area after the opening goal for a chat with an official.
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yamamoto is The Man in a way a pitcher hasn't been in in a long time. Put a gun to my head and I want that motherfucker on the mound over anyone else
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Bradish extension. Of course he has offseason surgery and they also clearly overextended him beyond where he should have been coming off TJ, so The Baz signing, I guess? And of course he lost like 15 games cause their defense was abominable
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nothing hardens you as a fan like a Monday Night Football blowout. Truly callouses you to pain. Either go to bed early but you’re too pissed about it to fall asleep so you just sit there on the couch staying up too late with the whole country watching you get pasted and gotta roll into work in 6 hrs
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well well well how the turntables
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ovi has looked pretty rough to start the season and he always starts slow and picks it up, but I imagine the effort to gear up for this year was so tough that he knew pretty quickly this is the last ride Hope they can make it a great one
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Funniest outcome possible is 100% Alabama having a title contender with Deboer this year, the fans finally embracing him for the first time, Russell locked in for 2 years, and then he leaves for USC at the end of the year anyway
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not sure there’s ever any topping the 98 Vikings, but the 23 Lions are a 1-seed “this might have been our only shot.” Campbell literally saying it really elevates it. Aside from MIN, not sure there’s another team that’s clearly above them.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
feels like at least part of what is happening is that a lot of people want politics to solve the "my life feels empty" problem and the populist right is directly appealing to them
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3.2 IP, 90 pitches and out of the game in October. get him outta here!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The other thing that’s been a bit unspoken about psychologically is that consistently losing again and again is so damaging to state parties, voter participation, etc. There are lots of voters in Texas who refuse to believe a Democrat can ever happen. Once that is pierced, it’s a different ballgame
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every time I think about Blake Snell having the same number of Cy Youngs as Halladay, Johan, Glavine, Saberhagen, and Gibson
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
- Loaded the bases but only gave up one run? Check - Equal parts unhittable and unwatchable? Check - Fans of both teams came out of it upset? Check - Inning felt like it took 45 minutes? Brother, you better believe that’s a check
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The All-22 Brigade beginning to turn on Herbert
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m usually the NFL refs aren’t as bad as we think guy, but this has been a truly horrific day. Multiple games that are just parades of flags, and multiple instances of refs going on power trips against players. Not good dude!
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Defense made enough plays, the entire game is the 10 pts Burrow gave up on two horrible INTs.
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Efton Chism III" AI has gone too far
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jags show for a 64 yarder, the Bengals inexplicably have too many men on the field, and then the Jags decide to punt after the free 5 yards with the best kicker ever These dudes are getting paid to be in this game lol
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Burrow made a big show about how it was now or never and still showed up on his “I can’t play football the first few weeks” bullshit.
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are so many NPCs calling NFL games now. Just dudes you’ve never heard of. One of the only voices I do recognize is Tim Brando!
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Matt @confirmedshoot.latenightgrin.com · 04/10/2026
Nobody: John Cena: I love Vince McMahon!
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you know how we say "if that's a penalty, there's a penalty on every play in the NFL?" the Jags-Bengals refs took that literally
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They also had a touchdown given up called back too for an invisible hold. It's been an atrociously officiated game
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what is joe fucking look at dude. it's week 4, it's time so start fucking playing football
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"unsportsmanlike conduct: head coach for new england" is that what we're calling it now?
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the good news is the bengals are committed to running it in 2nd long so surely it'll turn around soon!
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
holy shit what a catch by that eagles dude
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is a miracle that we're almost at the half with a penalty being called literally every other play
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
According to Gene Steratore, Ja'Marr Chase was "not defenseless" on this play
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Awful, awful hit by that second Jags dude. Literally head hunts a defenseless Ja'Marr while he's on the ground. Should be ejection + suspension
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They’re saying AK16 in London!
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that was worse than any INT Kaliakmanis threw at Rutgers
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