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Dan MmmPooFoo

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Misery loves company: so allow me to tell you about the agony of my corn by the GOAT Adrian Chiles
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Gavan Reilly @gavreilly.com · 26/07/2026
“The famine is over! The curse be damned!! Hit the nuclear button! Mayo have won the All-Ireland!!” An all-time great sports commentary moment from Stephen Grealis and Martin McHugh on Mayo’s Midwest Radio. #gaa
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Imagine still thinking Tuchel should have brought Trent instead of Spence
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil?
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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
what beautiful news to wake up to! rip bozo🙂
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 17/06/2026
They shouldn’t feel stupid, they should feel afraid of getting their fucking faces smashed in for wearing a wire.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
with regards to my series of posts about Bosnia and Herzegovina: I would once again like to state for the record that I do not think World War I was a good idea and I do not think they should do it again
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The two kids that don’t even live with her anymore?
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
SUCK IT
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Terijian @terijian.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/04/2026
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Everyone’s giving “what’s wrong with Gen X?” theories. My guess is that’s the last generation raised in a media environment where pop culture was almost exclusively white.
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Altman is such a lying conman that it would not shock me if this is all bullshit he’s doing for sympathy
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
losing a precious year of your career because a mentally ill billionaire decided she knew your gender. This is where this madness goes, women having their careers ruined because they don’t look like Barbie. That’s all any of this is: a well funded attempt to reinstitute Victorian gender politics.
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Bewildering comment.
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Olympics has a long history of trying to prevent the “wrong kinds of people” from participating, it’s the whole reason for amateurism back in the day. This rule will not keep trans women out, HRT already was doing that. It’ll just let them harass any cis woman who is too butch to be marketable.
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Joe Ovies @joeovies.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Wolfpack ain't for soft people.
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Senator Dick Durbin @durbin.senate.gov · 25/03/2026
Energy-hungry data centers can cause significant increases in utility bills. I introduced the Data Center Water and Energy Transparency Act to require data centers to disclose their electricity and water needs as they crop up around the country.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 21/03/2026
Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/03/2026
LESBIAN WHO JUST HEARD THE PHRASE “GOLD STAR MILITARY FAMILY”: So the whole family has only ever slept with soldiers…?
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 08/03/2026
the permanent standard time vs permanent DST argument makes a lot more sense when you realize the standard time defenders touting "natural circadian rhythms" are just morning people who've are used to society being built around them their entire lives and they really mean *their* circadian rhythms
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Jane’s recipes are all insanely good this is one of the best patreon I’ve ever subscribed to.
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It’s almost as if no major athlete in the history of the world has ever taken estrogen to make their sporting performance better. It’s only ever taken to mask steroid use. This is common sense but the transphobes have none
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 04/02/2026
you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
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Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds
Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time
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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called? ME: Dominos. CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop? ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker. CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that? ME: Now hang on a second,
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Gavin Newsom is a classic example of fighting the last war. He probably would have been president if he ran in 2020. Liberals/moderates wanted a return to Obama era normalcy. He chickened out and now he’s trying to run in 2028 in an environment where his party’s voters want blood. He’s a fool
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
This was always the end game for transphobia in Britain. It’s all about re-instituting/re-fortifying rigid gender roles and second class status for women.
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Luke DeCock @lukedecock.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
“I say it here, it comes out there.” *shakes head* amp.newsobserver.com/sports/spt-c...
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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
putting up a poster of FDR so when the girl I like comes over, she'll be really impressed with me and my tastes
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Luke DeCock @lukedecock.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Bill Belichick’s initial claim that “Billy’s first words were ‘Beat Duke’” was more engagement with what the job he took actually entails than anything he’s shown since. Now he’s got two chances left to get out an old hoodie and polish this turd of a season. www.newsobserver.com/sports/spt-c...
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If ‘Beat Duke’ were really Bill Belichick’s first words, time to make them count
Wins over Duke and N.C. State to close out Bill Belichick’s debut season at North Carolina would stifle a lot of laughter.
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Luke DeCock @lukedecock.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I hope ACC referee Larry Fedora is assigned the UNC-Duke game.
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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Death Stranding (2019, Sony Interactive Entertainment)
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Luke DeCock @lukedecock.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
If Lombardi fundraises like he evaluates talent he came back with a check for $60 and a commemorative keychain.
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
At some point music criticism decided “pop is bad” was boring in the same way the regular news decided “bad things are bad” was boring and now we get to learn about the secret brilliance of albums you buy at Target
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The thing about Kimmel people need to realize is Disney has been wanting to find a buyer for ABC since Iger took back the ceo chair and the affiliate company pulling Kimmel is their likeliest buyer. Disney doesn’t want to be in the tv business anymore.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I know, I know, we've been disappointed so many times, but it has to happen sometime, it could be today
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magma @dspacefear.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
What people in this and every other dying town in Ohio wanted wasn't for the economy to come back, it was for their kids to be forced to move back to their town and thank them for the privilege.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
“Scared trans kid with no meat space LGBT people to speak with terrified of being cancelled due to only 98.75% orthodoxy” is more representative of woke gone too far than “hard working blue collar auto repairman executed for innocent pronoun mistake,” but nobody cared about the kid, so here we are.
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Cheering for the Lionesses because it makes the worst people in England mad
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I think the primary thing I’d like non wrestling people to know about Hulk Hogan is this: he was a total fucking moron. Just the dumbest guy in any room he walked in, and thought everyone else was dumber than him. Never learned even real basic things about his own business.
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Easily the best money I’ve ever spent on patreon. I cook at least one of Jane’s recipes a week and people think I’m now a good cook because of it.
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Dan MmmPooFoo @danmpford.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
2020 was the one chance you were going to get to roll back this madness and Biden spent 4 years pretending he could will it to be 1996 again instead of doing what had to be done.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 06/06/2025
where the gay men goin chuck
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 30/05/2025
I thought my job as Senator was to try to keep my constituents alive.
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Sunderland AFC @safc.com · 23/05/2025
Turning London red and white! 🔴⚪️
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
"i bet you feel bad for saying that guy was insanely old, now that something that happens to really old guys is happening to him" no i dont actually
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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
referring to the time when everyone made the exodus from twitter to a myriad of other social media platforms as "the shattering"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
it also reveals that the determinative factor in becoming a "founder" isn't any kind of business or technical acumen, but social access to the upper class of funders, PR people and business leaders. once you have it, you can't lose it even by committing a criminal fraud or blowing up a $50B company
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