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Dan Warren

@danlwarren.bsky.social
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Science: ENMTools, RWTY, general eco-evo quant stuff. Music: Hypnospace Outlaw, Frog Fractions 2 ARG, Son of Strelka, The Scientist, Evergreen, Waldeinsamkeit. linktr.ee/danlwarren Opinions, jokes, and cat pictures presented here are my own.

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 1h
It often is when I do it!
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 9h
Reading Statistical Rethinking by @rmcelreath.bsky.social and “If you are confused, it is only because you are trying to understand” is such a great line that I am definitely going to have to quote it when I’m teaching.
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 9h
The Laming Flips
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 9h
Heerdoof
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 10h
Boebe Phridgers
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 10h
My favorite character in Dune
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's not uncommon for countries to retain a vestigial Iowa long after the need for it has passed, but at some point you have to stop making excuses
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even Salt 'n Pepa couldn't think of anything nice to say about it other than that it's "a place to stay"
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I agree, I am a one issue voter and that issue is to abolish Iowa
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh those are awesome!
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Incredible! Half Don Hertzfeldt, half Cyriak.
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ditto the bogan across the street with their insanely loud hot rod. Come to think of it, in both cases they're basically saying "this is my territory, either mate with me or shove off". 'Tis the season, I guess.
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really love Australian birds and frequently expound on how great they are but this morning I am trying to do some very quiet foley work for a video game and I really just wish they would shut their goddamn chirpholes about how great it is that spring is here
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 03/10/2026
Higher ed leaders are doing "decline of public trust" discourse in order to avoid talking about all the things they've done to undermine their institutions, including exploiting contingent faculty labor, attacking student protest, and underfunding the humanities
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ainsley does not miss, not ever.
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And speaking of horrible teeth, I took this photo in Hawaii a while back...
A dead fish being held in someone's hand, looking at the camera and baring disturbingly human-looking teeth.
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh no, I was a Wainwright student! Alfaro's a friend and is awesome though.
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
welp, my hair metal/butt rock fusion band just split up over whether we wanted to focus more on butt hair metal or hairy butt rock
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a zoology student I did indeed take an engineering class. My uni also required students in every major to take several history classes. It's quite common for American unis to require some baseline level of math, science, and history courses along with basic English comp.
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s okay as long as the leaves on my branches are green.
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
looking for help interpreting my cardiac scan results and according to this doctor's website I'm not sure whether I'm more worried about my hagthoy or my healtineo amavita.health/blog/underst...
A clearly generative AI picture of a heart suspended above a doctor's table with a stethoscope sort of growing out of it, along with (for some reason) a few tree branches. Parts of the heart are labelled Peisure, Healtineo, Cuajoy, Furncliest, Hagthoy, Weijlock, and Visite.
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some hamburgers are just beyond help
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ADHD? I think you mean my medically diagnosed need for speed.
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU-U...
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The Ballad Of Charles Whitman
YouTube video by Kinky Friedman - Topic
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TIL the name Guinivere is actually an Old English portamteau of "Gee, Whenever".
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dear duo mobile: thank you for asking, fuck yes i am enjoying my two factor authentication experience and you bet i am going to tell all my friends
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
only sorta related but this brought back a weirdly vivid memory of seeing some TV show in like 2000 that said "brought to you in part by Colgate" with a URL afterwards and I said out loud "why in the fuck does toothpaste need a website" and now a quarter of a century later I still don't know
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you can't call something controversial if everyone agrees it's dumb as hell
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 18/09/2026
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"He might have ginger pubes but he's Orange to the core" holy lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=im3g...
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Ed Sheeran and the tyranny of the centrist dad
YouTube video by Meditations for the anxious mind
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you're looking to do a PhD with some extremely cool people in Sweden, Japan, and a currently undisclosed third location, this is your chance! liu.se/en/work-at-l...
liu.se
PhD student in theoretical ecology
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we're already in eurovision so this is the obvious next step www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
abc.net.au
Australia could follow Canada as EU 'associate member', parliament president says
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has welcomed the prospect of Canada becoming the first "associate member" of the European Union, as the president of the European Parliament has hinted Australia an...
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Derek Doom @thescratchmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
http://twitter.com/amyhoy/status/1602077621595971584

Amy Hoy (@amyhoy)

this is the best explanation of roko's basilisk ever written

likes 1799  retweets 444

null @nova@starflower.space

computer boys are realy like "imagine a boot so big that logically we must start licking it now in case it might possibly exist someday"

12/10/22, 1:50 PM
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
really feel like george lucas missed an opportunity by not letting jar jar be the spokesman for meesa thelioma
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I initially had the thought like five years ago and it just never left
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cain Culto y'all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nUH...
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Cain Culto - 2 wolves (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by CaincultoVEVO
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Somebody upload this, I'm supposed to be working www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7Zy...
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i have a bad case of diarrhea
YouTube video by Marc Zero
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
now that everybody's mad at Ed Sheeran I just want to take the opportunity to say that every time I look at him I think "this is what Elmo would look like if he wished on a monkey's paw to become human"
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
same
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Jennifer de Ghoulsman Haunts Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just remembering 2021 when I mentioned that we declined a couple of faculty positions in the USA and some knob on Twitter was like "oh god you have made a huge mistake, see if it's not too late to take them up on it". Not saying I'd never go back but really glad to be elsewhere for now.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@CSMFHT
What's a story that ISN'T from Greek mythology, but FEELS like it is?

@undercoverloon1
Roman mythology
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
okay I've heard worse pickup lines but not MUCH worse
A screen shot of a tweet from Jim Cramer saying "Oil up; not much to think about"
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Come be my new boss! Open very broadly to senior ecologists and environmental scientists. Must have right to work in Australia and also not be a dickhead. external-jobs.csu.edu.au/cw/en/job/49...
external-jobs.csu.edu.au
Vacancies - Jobs @ Charles Sturt - Details - Associate Professor/Professor of Environmental Science (Water and Environmental Systems Program Lead)
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just combining two very different songs in my head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9QY...
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Peaches Music Video
YouTube video by psychochickybabe
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fuck the pain away rosanna yeahh
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I own tools online every day
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