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Jimmy Eat Arbys

@dankpasta.bsky.social
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PhD in tokenomics. Real Gamer Hours every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 3pm eastern | twitch.tv/dankpasta2099 #FraudKrew he/him

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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine giving Sam Altman $300 for this shit.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 12h
Slopcode motherfuckers will never understand "self-documenting code".
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 12h
I thought he was dead for a second and now I'm incredibly disappointed.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 12h
We should definitely play this on Khristmas.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 13h
The biggest problem with the gameplay is that it's fucking garbage.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 16h
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 18h
Free Palestine
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 13h
Yearning for what? A Hitler you can fuck?
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 13h
The Sopranos VS The Shield
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 13h
The biggest problem with Max Payne 3 from a storytelling perspective is that it does away with the mythic feeling of heroic bloodshed movies and the surreal Lynchian elements signature to the series in favor of mid-2000's actionslop. You can really tell Dan Houser wrote this shit and Sam Lake didn't
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h
Max Payne 3 is already pissing me off and I haven't even started the game yet | twitch.tv/dankpasta2099
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Maximum Payne | Max Payne 3 (PC) | Real gamer hours. | Streaming max payne 3.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@longtalldingus.bsky.social Did the Zombocom guy fuck up Zombocom again?
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JAV titles
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Really trying to get lasered by Peter Thiel out here.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuckin' KKK rebrand. This is where we're at.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heritage Not Hate
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 26/09/2026
the govt definitely used their havana gun on the boy
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Chapo Trap House - American Protestantism
YouTube video by Chapo Moment
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That stupid Harry Potter porn thing is going to slam into that stupid Harry Potter AI Doomer fanfic thing in the worst fucking ways.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This man predicted his own brain exploding and I'm incredibly glad he's well on his way to rebuilding it.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is pushing flag-draped canned heart disease an immoral business idea or the most moral business idea?
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When Claude gets enough pushback to where they stop snitching on projects like this we'll know that we're winning.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
get the fun book ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Netanyahu's getting really desperate with it.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dennis Hastert wasn't already dead?
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Real Gamer Hours @realgamerhoursshow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ratatouille for PS2 is a surprisingly good port of a surprisingly good game. youtu.be/RLxS-ggruUM
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HIGH RESOLUTION MEAT PICS | Ratatouille (PS2)
YouTube video by Real Gamer Hours
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know who Claire is but she's stuck in a really shitty blunt rotation.
Bsky suggested for you
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so maybe it's just ergot poisoning
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we know they've figured out bread. It's in the screenshot.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How does a caveman make LSD?
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just took four edibles after four bowls. It's 4:57. Let's go.
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What did they put in those pebbles???
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ⒻⓇⒶⓊⒹ ⓀⓇⒺⓌ @fraudkrew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Playing Tomb Raider: The Bad One over at twitch.tv/dankpasta2099
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(PEPEGR∆PHIX) 📺✨ @pepesalot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made a thing for my gunpla. ✨
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Space menthol
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dry Bones Go!
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Next week I'm going to finally get the diet screwed down. This week is Shitmas.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"In order to help with my ADHD I'm going to mediate everything I do through Claude" is another take so dogshit I had to unfollow the account that posted it.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pyramid Shackleford looked so much cooler in the older game.
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🎃𝕄𝔸𝔻 𝔻𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕣 ➡️⬇️↘️➕🦇 @doctorbutler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This remake was a huge downgrade. It kind of missed the point of the original. The tank-controls and limited aiming ability conveyed a sense of powerless and urgency, that's completely lost with the modernized Gears of War 3PS mechanics, and the updated graphics lose the surreal dreariness.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really shouldn't have hired Jacob Wohl for this one.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really hope nobody is stupid enough to think that a vibe-coded core says anything about the game.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing that F-Zero X one had me like
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's hilarious that she's grifting to the right when the bottom is falling out hard on that shit. Ditto for the AI bubble.
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bro I'd totally fuck up some Reese's Puffs right now I tell you what
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Jimmy Eat Arbys @dankpasta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It'll be interesting to see if she gets pushback from the rightwing chuds she'll have to rub elbows with and drops the mask now that she's dropped the mask.
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