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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is it weird that microwavable bagged cheeseburgers are a thing, or should we expect that?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There should be a Cynthia Rothrock meme template.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So what you wanna do is, get really high, then put an equal amount of chocolate chips and almonds into a bowl, and just start shoving that shit down you gullet faster than Microsoft can close studios.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ate a whole pizza. Still hungry. Capitalism is still unfettered. Proletariat? Not uprising - myself included. Healthcare is still bullshit. Cigarettes are still bad for you. What was the point?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Do you think the world would be a better place without hentai?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Would people be upset with me if I only just now got into Skarra Mucci? I know I should have figured this out sooner, but I think now is better than later.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Dawg modern games will have three different ways to show you where to go but want you to memorize combos like A -> A+B -> Hold Y -> Hold A+Y -> Block -> Hold A -> Foxtrot -> Dodge Cancel -> Jump+A -> Timed A+Hold -> QTE choose a vowel, and it only takes away like 5% of the enemies HP bar.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I want to meet someone who makes me feel like I do when I listen to Can I Kick It? by Tribe.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If nose picking were an Olympic sport what sort of trickery would people do to produce the largest and cleanest picks?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What if instead of an AI boom there was a sandwich boom? Sandwich startups everywhere, ditch your old job to make sandwiches in the new sandwich economy. Hoagies are the new hunge-o. Trade your Bison Dollar for a slider. Sandwich stores on every corner, sandwich stores in sandwich stores. What if?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Dawg when I'm at a race in person I've started going to the porta potty and pullin' my weed pens during the anthems. Ya all wild with your weird ass blind patriotism, man.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Selling a vehicle you knowingly and admittedly beat the shit out of for a decade is hard. It's a wheelbarrow with an engine. It starts. It stops. It's 500 dollars. Don't ask anymore questions.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There's a burning smell coming from my computer and I really hope I'm stroking out because I can't afford to replace any computer parts.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The words on bluesky should be bigger.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I think my favorite thing about pivoting from bartender, to budtender is people are always really happy to buy weed. People are not unanimously happy to drink.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hitting Ctrl+T while Discord is the primary window should both focus on your default browser (Firefox, natch) and open a new tab in it.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People who think pressure washing is relaxing haven't had to pressure was something for more than an hour at a time. That shit sucks.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hey if your doctor says shit like "you're not in danger of becoming diabetic, but you're in danger of becoming in danger of becoming diabetic, so now's a good time to start being careful", and you saw a 5.5lb bag of sour patch kids for eight dollars, what would you do?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Corporations will make a video that's a really unique engineering challenge, and you might read the title and think "oh cool it'll be neat to see how they made it" But the video's three minutes long, edited like a Michael Bay movie, and you have no idea how anything was made or why it's happening.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I can eat almonds you stupid AI fucks.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My neck, back, shoulders, neck, and wrists are delicate anymore. Years of contact sports. If someone were to rear end me, or otherwise cause a car accident it'd likely exaggerate those ailments and make things much more difficult to me. You should make a post like this, too. Just in case.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I don't really play fighting games anymore but I have three novelty fight sticks. Beats me I dunno. They're just kinda fun to make.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I gotta make a sim racing channel for poor people or something. I can't stand seeing people being given a five digit piece of gear, install it, then talk about it. Hey congratulations you followed directions. You're a maker in that you made yourself a billboard. I think I gotta solve this shit.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Do you think Dave Brubeck would get wicked zooted and blast his ears out with Outkast? I bet he would if he were still around.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

When I was a barista, I would regularly have people beaming about how good the lattes and cappuccinos I make are. I've never had coffee in my life.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

When someone cuts me off and I point at their car and motion for them to pull over so I can beat the shit out of them, they never do. Never. Why do I even have a baseball bat in my van?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I still don't know why I keep downloading .NET runtimes. I don't really even know what it is. ".NET Runtime is the part of the .NET platform that runs .NET apps" Oh that helps.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"When I left the bar after stealing some ale and fist fighting two people, dude literally just fell from the sky and died." Fabulous quote from the Skyrim subreddit.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yo I wanna give a wicked shoutout to Greg at work tonight. As the manager on duty, he did not have to count 260 one dollar bills I brought in to turn into 100s and 20s. His response was "What else am I gonna do? I don't fuckin' care". Thank you for being a real one, Greg.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I really wanna be the guy who does shit like makes a Sheetz themed PS5 'cause for some reason Sheetz has a contest where if you get so many groceries and so much gas in a month you get a chance to win a Sheetz PS5. I can make you a Sheetz PS5 if you just want one, by the way. imakestuff.net

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I ate a whole bag of some like, ultra spicy taki's, and I'm really worried about my butthole.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It seems the goal of every "maker" channel on YouTube is to get popular enough that it's only worth your time to make and talk about things your sponsors pay you to.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

People sure forgot about Mixtape real fast.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If I saw someone work on cars like I do, I'd be really concerned about their safety and well being. Anyway I'm concerned about the safety and well being of the Hater's Garage host.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hey why is Zero 7 on the classic trip-hop station? What's happening? Perhaps others around me are aging backward; erstwhile I maintain a steady pace of time travel, forward at normal speed.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One time I heard The Skies Above start but it was just some weeb playing To Zanarkand and I got so mad I passed out and shit my pants.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Yo there's tinnitus, but is there zincnitus, or aluminiumnitus? I'm good at jokes. I'm funny.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Do you ever look down at your boobs to check your health then remember you're not playing Dreamwork Interactive's Jurassic Park adventure from 1998, "Tresspasser", starring Minnie Diver and Richard Attenborough?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

None of my arcade sticks are normal. This is an arcade stick, by the way.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

No one wished me happy birthday today. It's probably because my birthday is in October.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

SpaceX employees are regularly the smartest people in the room because anyone smarter than them doesn't wanna hang out with someone helping speedrun a Kessler event.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I don't like coffee, but I do like turning cheap boxes into bluetooth speakers. I did want a portable, loud noise yeeter to antagonize people with bluetooth speakers in public with really, really loud P.E. Hewitt Jazz Ensemble or some other weird ass jazz. This was like 40 bucks, way cheaper.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I'm pretty sure my cat is smart enough to lay down in front of my sim racing rig because she knows when she's there I am not moving her, so I'm not sim racing, and I'm more likely to pay attention to her. I think most cats are clever enough to do things like this.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

When people come into work and ask for joints, I'll sometimes ask "What kind? Elbow, knee, hip?" And like a third of people don't get it. The other two thirds give me a dirty look. The last quarter laugh, and ten percent think it's genuinely funny. But everyone hates it.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

AliExpress is just Amazon but 30-50% cheaper and you wait 5-180 days for your shit.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What percentage of people over 40 have fucked while listening to Babble, or Enigma?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A bit ago on Reddit there was a post with a title like "Someone ground up eggshells and blew them into someone's eyes so now cafeteria eggs are pre-peeled". People got mad he wouldn't divulge his location, but why would you want to know? Why would you go to the crushed up eggshell eyeblowing place?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If I dumped coolant straight into my engines oil fill, I would notice no difference at all. A 50/50 mix of coolant and oil, van would not notice. It would run just the same.

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