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I, am the Dan, In The Box

@daninthebox.bsky.social
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OIF Marine veteran that just wants love, peace and happiness from here on out. My life long journey towards self-awareness makes me aware of my insalubrious nature. I also love needlessly complicated words.

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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Such a loathsome creature. Certainly not a man, not any definition I have heard of anyways. Sniveling, whining, always the victim. Like Tolkien’s Gollum come to life.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that these Haitian immigrants in Springfield -- who came here legally, did everything they were asked to do and more -- became a target of federal crackdowns because the white nationalist vice president shamelessly spread racist lies about them.
rollingstone.com
J.D. Vance Defends False Claims Against Haitians: 'If I Have to Create Stories… That's What I'm Going to Do'
J.D. Vance defended his debunked claims that Haitian immigrants are eating pets in Springfield, Ohio.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reposting so I can find and try this later.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want some one to love me as much as my wife loves Trevor Lawrence’s hair.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Donald Trump posted Tom Cotton’s cellphone number. So I just sent him a text. Will report back.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So they just cut to an Eagles fan in the crowd in London and this man is now a meme.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Endless corruption.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this dog.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This right here. This is how you respond to their bullshit.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the funnier episodes, but I would be curious if billionaires understand what is happening. Guillotines are not far behind. www.forbes.com/sites/siladi...
forbes.com
‘South Park’ Depicts Town ‘Infested’ By Billionaires Obssessed With Joe Rogan’s Podcast
The episode mocked billionaires by depicting them as being obsessed with appearing on Joe Rogan’s podcast and spreading COVID conspiracies on social media.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crossword Mini: Friday, Oct 2, 2026 35 seconds seems good, but these are super easy.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let them fight. Just because Tillis found his moral compass once he lost his power is just evidence that all of these GOP sycophants know what they are doing is wrong, and don’t care as long as the juice is worth the squeeze.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I tried out ChatGPT…told it to put a bunch of vultures in line at the airport trying to see if their carrion/carry-ons are too big. Gary Larson would have done it better.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not to argue with Al Michaels, but it was Thomas Wolfe that wrote You Can’t Go Home Again. I have no idea who he was talking about, I assume it was a football coach or player, who most definitely did not coin that. #ThursdayNightFootball
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Neo is all of us right now.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blanche’s response might be the dumbest and most contradictory thing I have wver heard. He at one point says he isn’t even responsible for what he does? What the fuck?
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hammer Head from Dick Tracy?
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is worth saying again, so the manosphere understands, if you talk like this most of us assume you have a microdick.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anybody who uses beardo as an insult probably can't grow one
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He is blamimg Obama for overcharging people for healthcare. WTF?! Ever damn day with this guy. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/09/...
cnbc.com
Trump administration starts sending $500 Obamacare refund checks — who stands to benefit
The refunds come after millions of people lost premium subsidies for their health insurance, and right before the midterm elections.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Wile E Coyote Super Genius
ALT: Wile E Coyote Super Genius
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy was always racist, but as he declines we are going to hear just how racist.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
President is sending out $500 dollar bribes to ACA enrollees. Won’t matter much when they can’t afford to enroll again next year due to the “Big Beautiful Bill.”
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He is out of his mind!
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pissing off Eagles fans is really dumb. DHS would be in less danger being targeted by a terror cell.
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somedudenamedcarl.bsky.social @somedudenamedcarl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HEM: "But you'll ruin that young man's life if you report him for sexual assault." ME: Correct. I'd prefer if he didn't get to become a Supreme Court Judge or run for President.
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Karen Gillan Points Up: Yes, That
ALT: Karen Gillan Points Up: Yes, That
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He just keeps making distractions as he empties the treasury.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Behold! Cat lump. Maximum floof edition.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perfect.
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DaughterOfDefiance @z-buck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really, really hate this timeline... Also, why the hell was this NOT reported on when it happened (Mar 2026)???
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If we are choosing benign things that eliminate you from job contention being named Kai seems legitimate.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if the job interview is with Starbuck’s corporate?
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly, it would be nice if someone got an interview at a once prestigious newspaper that they offer the condidate coffee. I used to do interviews with potential candidates at coffee shops. It was disarming and made them less nervous and of course I bought the coffee, because I’m a nice person.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like I scream this at the tv once a week
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The self-proclaimed “high I.Q.” President once against showing off his super genius. He belongs in a straight jacket, not the Oval Office.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just when you think it can’t possibly get any dumber.
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love Josh Johnson. Watch video 🤣
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This messaging by Ossoff is so spot on and not complicated. The elected democrats refusing to engage in it make me think they are part of the problem, that they are complicit.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“AI will probably most likely lead to the end of the world, but in the meantime, there’ll be great companies” - OpenAI CEO Sam Altman
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hard to explain to people how good 80’s and 90’s comic book covers were until they see it hanging framed on my wall.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He actually, objectively, quantitatively, mathematically, historically, literally is not good at anything…not even lying.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Same, brother.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m tearing up right now.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lol, this headline is everything to me. Water is wet, fire is hot, sharks are apex predators, grizzly bears are in fact bears.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let’s be clear—health care is a human right, not a privilege. This is yet another attempt by the Trump administration to kick hundreds of thousands of vulnerable Americans off their healthcare. Millions are already struggling to access healthcare—and this is their plan? We will be fighting back.
washingtonpost.com
Trump officials cut 760,000 enrollees from ACA, claiming fraud
Vice President JD Vance’s anti-fraud task force concluded that the people were wrongly signed up for the government health care program.
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