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I, am the Dan, In The Box

@daninthebox.bsky.social
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OIF Marine veteran that just wants love, peace and happiness from here on out. My life long journey towards self-awareness makes me aware of my insalubrious nature. I also love needlessly complicated words.

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NEW: As Colorado’s Tina Peters reportedly meets with President Trump to discuss an election “plan,” her attorney says the plan involves seizing ballots nationwide and discusses strategy for a potential civil war
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 19h
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11h
I note how Christian Nationalists, who think the public execution of Jesus was the most horrific thing humans ever did, are giddy at the prospect of getting to watch a public execution on live streaming—being so “pro-life” and all . . .
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 14m
If I were running as a democratic socialist I would runs ads with dictionary definitions of socialism and then give popular examples, such as Medicare, social security, roads, airports, etc. Then maybe some ads explaining what the converse is, privatization of public lands, United Healthcare, etc.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Captain Caveman and Jabberjaw High-Five
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Turns out ethanol isn’t a great fuel for humans.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Such a loathsome creature. Certainly not a man, not any definition I have heard of anyways. Sniveling, whining, always the victim. Like Tolkien’s Gollum come to life.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pray, and also, here is your free Trump knife…for stabbing! God bless!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that these Haitian immigrants in Springfield -- who came here legally, did everything they were asked to do and more -- became a target of federal crackdowns because the white nationalist vice president shamelessly spread racist lies about them.
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J.D. Vance Defends False Claims Against Haitians: 'If I Have to Create Stories… That's What I'm Going to Do'
J.D. Vance defended his debunked claims that Haitian immigrants are eating pets in Springfield, Ohio.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reposting so I can find and try this later.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want some one to love me as much as my wife loves Trevor Lawrence’s hair.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Donald Trump posted Tom Cotton’s cellphone number. So I just sent him a text. Will report back.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So they just cut to an Eagles fan in the crowd in London and this man is now a meme.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Endless corruption.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He just rounds $90 to a $100. Everything out of his mouth is an easily proven lie, yet he still has people who seem to believe him, and a media that reports on his statements like they might be true, though they never, ever are. I can’t understand it.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this dog.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Marriage goals.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Influencer you say?
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Let Them Fight
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I went left for COVID right for flu today. Left is a bit more sore.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This right here. This is how you respond to their bullshit.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the funnier episodes, but I would be curious if billionaires understand what is happening. Guillotines are not far behind. www.forbes.com/sites/siladi...
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‘South Park’ Depicts Town ‘Infested’ By Billionaires Obssessed With Joe Rogan’s Podcast
The episode mocked billionaires by depicting them as being obsessed with appearing on Joe Rogan’s podcast and spreading COVID conspiracies on social media.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crossword Mini: Friday, Oct 2, 2026 35 seconds seems good, but these are super easy.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He thinks he looks cool too. All that money and they can’t buy an ounce of class or fashion sense.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But we did make bowls and bongs out various fruits and vegetables and outsmarted those wily RAs with paper towel tubes stuffed with dryer sheets, dramatically raising our crafting skills…hypothetically of course.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I now have the song Karma Chameleon stuck in my head, but my brain is singing comma chameleon. That is a really great example for how my brains works as an aside.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Copious amounts of bleach would be needed. Poured directly into my eyes.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, not how anything works. And if you expect the average Trump voter to know how to negotiate the cost of removing an atypical hyperplasia, when all they hear is that it is not currently cancerous, but may be in the future, how do we think that will play out? They just won’t take care of it.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let them fight. Just because Tillis found his moral compass once he lost his power is just evidence that all of these GOP sycophants know what they are doing is wrong, and don’t care as long as the juice is worth the squeeze.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I tried out ChatGPT…told it to put a bunch of vultures in line at the airport trying to see if their carrion/carry-ons are too big. Gary Larson would have done it better.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Psy-chop sounds like a He-man character, or maybe a telekinetic pig.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
44 Jump Street?
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Angry Grandpa
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mr. Potato Head seems concerned about who the White Nationalist are voting for and I’ll never understand why anyone cares what this brand of morally bankrupt conservative podcaster and professional shit poster has to say.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not to argue with Al Michaels, but it was Thomas Wolfe that wrote You Can’t Go Home Again. I have no idea who he was talking about, I assume it was a football coach or player, who most definitely did not coin that. #ThursdayNightFootball
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It isn’t even SEO any more, it is GEO.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*nods respectfully*
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Ice Cube: It Was A Good Day
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it windy?
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Michael Jackson Dancing in Foggy Forest
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought it looked like a Dalmatian with Jaundice.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The party that ran ads demonizing trans people 70% of the time to win the 2024 election, then refused to release the Epstein files, is once again bringing up trans people and pedos.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teddy Fuxpin?
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Bears Teddy
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Neo is all of us right now.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I am not judged by what they have done and what I have done.” Umm, dipshit. You are absolutely judged by what you have done, what you are doing and what you will do. And there will come a reckoning. Bet on it you swarmy bitch.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blanche’s response might be the dumbest and most contradictory thing I have wver heard. He at one point says he isn’t even responsible for what he does? What the fuck?
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hammer Head from Dick Tracy?
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is worth saying again, so the manosphere understands, if you talk like this most of us assume you have a microdick.
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Clown Detector Bitcoin Meme
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I, am the Dan, In The Box @daninthebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Andy Bernard: Not A Coincidence At All
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