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@danikuntz.com
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 02/09/2026
Being an American is… taking my cat to the vet for his annual exam before I even get a new PCP because i don’t have health insurance because i haven’t been with my employer (which is in healthcare sector) for 90 days yet, and i always expect to pay OOP for vet appointments soooo he comes first 😻
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 27/08/2026
Thank you! No matter how well one explains something there will be people who disagree, lol. This summarizes my feelings on the matter so much appreciated 🙏
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 26/08/2026
OMG. Two back to back??? NOOOOOOO
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I struggle to describe what Dolly meant to me as a southern blonde who spent her entire life getting disrespected to my face for being trashy and vain, but I will encourage you today to reflect on the ways YOU have treated women in your life whose aesthetics you find insufficiently respectable
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 26/08/2026
If you see an uptick in my engagement please know it’s because fall is just around the corner and nothing makes me happier and more energized 🍂 do NOT sleep on fall-flavored food or the coziness of a pumpkin patch or even the coziness of Halloween… these bring me more life than spring ever will 😩
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 26/08/2026
Ok Texas keep it up !!
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 26/08/2026
I’d like to think I’m a master of juggling responsibilities so if anyone wants tips on organization or how to keep up your literary involvement, ask!!
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Steve C @stevexisxok.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
weird how English departments are collapsing while influencers swarm the feed with 'engagement hacks' that are just narratology + rhetoric tricks feels like there should be a path forward for the humanities there? compromised, sure, but our economy is just ads + gambling atp so
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 07/08/2026
Reposting to add my mandatory items: screws and several sizes of small Allen wrenches, all from build-it-yourself furniture that may need said materials in the future…
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 07/08/2026
Y’all ever wear an old volunteer t-shirt to virtue signal? *cough* I have SEVERAL because I’m just that good of a person 😇 how could I not wear them??
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 06/08/2026
Check out our new site!!
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 29/07/2026
Wishful (or catastrophic?) thinking
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 27/07/2026
Indeed 😀
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Lit Match Collective @litmatchcollective.com · 21/07/2026
Tonight at 7 ET! All are welcome!
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 21/07/2026
It’s crazy cuz I wrote a poem about the worst thing I’ve ever done and it’s being published in December. Crazy that I had the gall to submit that poem anyway, possibly blacklisting myself in the process, and crazy that it was eventually accepted 😭❤️‍🩹
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 21/07/2026
Yay Cassey!!!
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Brittney Bush Bollay @brittneybush.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Pausa de hidratación graphic on top of a screenshot of Wesley from the Princess Bride drinking from a goblet during the iocaine powder scene.
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Retroist @retroist.com · 04/07/2026
Great moments in U.S. History.
Comic panel showing the Kool Aid Man walking past children with Benjamin Franklin. A child asks, “Excuse me sir, aren’t you Benjamin Franklin?” Franklin answers, “Yes I am. I’m also hot and thirsty.”
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 05/07/2026
Y’all ever feel like inebriated you cares more about you than default, sober you? Like, when I can barely put together a thought, I’m still paying it forward to my later sober self by setting objects where they belong, e.g. folding my day’s outfit so it’s easy for next-day me to *launder.*
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 01/07/2026
What makes a writer objectively good at writing? Is it when the majority of readers agree that the writer is good? We all know that there’s some writing, just like any art, that’s simply bad. Ofc not everything is going to be a banger, and there are plenty of acclaimed writers I don’t care for.
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 01/07/2026
Literally. All we have is the present moment. And the type of people who chastise those who spend money on things that make them happy, are definitely the same type who enjoy about 1/6 of their entire day every day, because otherwise they’re working miserable jobs or sleeping.
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Lit Match Collective @litmatchcollective.com · 16/06/2026
As writers, what better way is there for us to celebrate pride month than to shout-out our favorite queer publications and collectives? After surveying LMC staff for their faves, we narrowed the list down to eight. Share yours in the replies!
RAW & REAL

Fish Girl Collective fka Sardine Can Collective - LMC associate Sam says: It wants it raw and wriiiggling! Submissions always open!

Host Publications - Chapbooks! Radical writing by emerging LGBTQ+, BIPOC, intersectional feminist, & immigrant voices!LYRICAL & LUSCIOUS

Mouthful of Salt - From the editors: "Send us work that tugs on longing, mental health, grief, joy, gender, pleasure, and survival."

ALOCASIA - Eco-queer! Stays on-brand! Fast response times!INTERNATIONAL QUEER LIT

fourteen poems - "Like Sylvia Plath reading Butt Magazine" Anthologies! Pamphlets!

Oscail Magazine - Paying market! Accessibility! New kid on the block!EXPERIMENTAL & EXPANSIVE

beestung - Historically underrepped writers encouraged! Resists the canon! Honorariums awarded!

fifth wheel press - Loves art subs! Wants work that is anti-fascist & anti-capitalist!
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 23/06/2026
Literally every time I see or hear the phrase heavy rain, I think about the game. So good. Almost certainly watched PDP play it as I was an OG bro JAAASOOOON
An image of a weather app saying “Heavy rain for the next hour.”A screenshot of PewDiePie’s first part video of his legendary Heavy Rain (video game) walkthrough.
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 22/06/2026
If you’re anything like me you might visit the Cleveland Museum of Art and pass by this painting and think, wait, was this vandalized? No. This man is a real early 1800s person and these glasses are legit. He had sensitive eyes apparently. Relatable. Had to get a sticker of course.
Nathaniel Olds is pictured here in standard European-American 1800s garb, as the subject of this oil painting. He is angled away from the painter but his eyes look straight ahead, albeit concealed by green tinted futuristic looking glasses with three separate lenses on each side to cover even the sides of his eyes.
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 26/05/2026
Everyone on Reddit ……… ugh
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The Sierra Nevada Review @sierranevadareview.com · 22/05/2026
Read Dani Kuntz’s @danikuntz.com review of “D.J. Rosenblum Becomes the G.O.A.T.” by Abby White @abbywhitewrites.bsky.social at www.sierranevadareview.com/blog/dj
When D.J. isolates herself from her friends for weeks on end, spewing hurtful words and self-sabotaging, I am reminded of my own inclination to isolate myself and hurt those around me so they'll leave me alone.

"D.J. Rosenblum Becomes the G.O.A.T."
Book review by Dani Kuntz
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 05/05/2026
It me
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 02/05/2026
Mark your calendars for this month’s free events!
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 29/04/2026
Aren’t LinkedIn posts just like corporate hell zuihitsu?
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Authors Against Book Bans @authorsabb.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Earlier this week, the ALA released their 2025 Most Challenged Books Report. Thought top books are the headline, this is the data point that stands out to me, "92 percent of all book challenges were initiated by pressure groups, government officials and decision makers" not parents or teachers.
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American Library Association releases 2025 Most Challenged Books List as National Library Week Begins
State of America’s Libraries Report reveals 4,235 unique titles challenged in 2025, marking the second-highest total on record
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 01/04/2026
i think i will try to write a haibun every day this month
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/04/2026
"Stickles the Gender-Policing Elf, a character created exclusively for this series, to, in author J. K. Rowling’s words, 'address the crumbling morals of a world I haven’t really interacted with since 1997.'"
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I’m Thrilled to Announce I’ve Been Cast as Stickles the Gender-Policing Elf in HBO Max’s New Harry Potter Series
“I loved the books as a child, and I’d say their message of friendship, courage, and imagination is more relevant than ever—please treat this as my official ...
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KDS 📖 🎲 🎮 @kdsbooks.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A Penguin Books vending machine, with a selection of books I wouldn’t have expected to see at a train station
Literary fiction in a penguin branded orange vending machine
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 22/03/2026
literally the last program i was waiting to hear from did the exact same time - 8 pm - now on a SATURDAY night. gawwwwww
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 03/03/2026
when that automated email comes in talkin bout "an update has been posted to your application portal" ....... you already know. one more to go! 🫥
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 24/02/2026
in other news a student thanked me tonight for not being boring. i guess that’s one thing i can say about myself. but is that a good thing? lol
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 24/02/2026
so i heard from 3 programs each like a week apart and last week i heard nothing. i am scared 🙂
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Seems a bit on the nose for the writers to give us the America 250 special episode later this year and start the season with the British holding their tyrant to justice. If ever there was a moment for the claw machine meme…
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 19/02/2026
too bad he doesn’t have a Bluesky so i can’t tag him (jk let him stay on Truth Social)
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
how we got here
“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I just recorded a 30 minute video about the theology of the Warriror Cats books.
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 10/02/2026
i LOVE haikyuu!!!!!!!!! it’s just so inspiring & heartwarming and scratches my itch to learn new things (i know nothing about volleyball or most sports). now i’m thinking they have to have haikyuu blind boxes right?? i need a ひなた or かげやま figure for sure HIGHLY RECOMMEND
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Steve C @stevexisxok.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
this Sunday in our Discord server 🙌
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dani n. kuntz @danikuntz.com · 10/02/2026
feat. my screen recording & voice (halfway thru) :D
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 06/02/2026
Go to, sir, you were beaten in Italy
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