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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 7h
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I have never opened this app
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Responding to the criticism that England went too defensive in their World Cup defeat to Argentina, Tuchel has opted to face Spain with no defence at all.
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 25/09/2026
okay but how does the 114 charges affect my fpl team??
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 21/09/2026
macOS 27 doesn't show minimised windows in App Exposé anymore, but at least they took the time to give the traffic lights jiggle physics instead
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 19/09/2026
I'm in a "Don't score a goal" challenge, which you'd think I'd win easily given I don't play football, however, my opponent is Spurs so... tough one.
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 18/09/2026
disappointed that choosin texas by ella genericcountrysinger doesn't open with the lines “Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with Tennessee, turns out I wasn’t the only ten he see”
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Sara Vieira @nikkitaftw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She's ready to do business
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 12/09/2026
"Your Capital is at risk" that's fine, I don't care much for London anyway
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 09/09/2026
Turns out multiple simultaneous sound sources and individual app volume sliders are actually killer features for me and I'll never be able to switch away from a Galaxy phone because no other phone has this.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 29/08/2026
Good news: I have a Thread network Bad news: Various elements of my Home Assistant setup have bugs with Thread/Matter/BLE so pairing a single IKEA bulb took more than three hours!!!!
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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Trust nobody – not even the sweet shop lady: the Stephen Collins cartoon
The dark secrets people hide …
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Dre Harrison @dreharrison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God bless you, Tim. www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq...
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Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
YouTube video by geoff EXE
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton on trans rights. God I loved her.
When looking at the issue of anti-trans legislation, Parton said that “I try to get into the human element of it.” Pointing out that she has people in her life who identify as queer and trans, the 77-year-old star said it was important to hear what they’re saying.

“I know and love them all, and I do not judge. And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are,” she said. “I know how important this is to them. That’s who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there’s something to be judged, that is God’s business. But we are all God’s children and how we are is who we are.”
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 23/08/2026
Megan Markle and Noel Edmonds to complete the line up
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 17/08/2026
Crazy what you can do in the web browser these days
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 16/08/2026
Farewell Gen 3, you were... dull. #FormulaE
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 14/08/2026
Manchester (nee Lancashire) beating Leeds (nee Yorkshire) twice in one week. Gorgeous. #TheHundred
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 14/08/2026
Crazy how these two security notifications exist on the same platform.
Screenshot of an Apple notification warning the user that they have been attacked by mercenary spyware Screenshot of a macOS permission dialog asking if the user would like to allow "com.microsoft.autoupdate.helper" to access data from other apps.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 04/08/2026
Refuse to be.
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 03/08/2026
regrettably, the christmas chocolates have arrived on ocado.
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 31/07/2026
FINALLY www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWdQ...
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British Pork: It’s Got the Lot | SNL UK
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK
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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
you could do a really heartwarming Muppet F1 movie. Kermit's in charge of a struggling team, just trying to keep the factory lights on with janitor Frank the dog warning him about bailiffs while Gonzo and Rizzo try to convince him to let them do unconventional aerodynamic testing.
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 24/07/2026
as someone who used to work in the other half of that building, this is all so fucking funny
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 20/07/2026
Quick, someone tell her what the BBC is.
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 20/07/2026
I think the bare minimum requirement for defence sec is you have to seem like someone who might actually win a fistfight and not just run away
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 20/07/2026
Poultry Cooling
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This account is fake, it's one that's been regularly renamed several times since 2025 - it started as @vatican-news.bsky.social! From Clearsky: clearsky.app/downingstree...
Clearsky screenshot listing account name changes. At one point it was pretending to be Catherine Connolly, President of Ireland
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 19/07/2026
go on, unfurl your little falklands banner now xx
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.
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Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 19/07/2026
Scrap the Romesh thing just clip Wayne Rooney saying he thought the half time show was crap and the licence fee QR code
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 19/07/2026
vagueposting my feelings about george russell so i don't get included in one of those anti online-hate videos the teams put out
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Paul @bitoclass.uk · 18/07/2026
Have we considered that only the goal at that end of the pitch is working?
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
There is literally no non funny outcome at this point, incredible
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 18/07/2026
Not sure what's more annoying: winning this match, or losing it after being 4-0 up at half time.
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Owen @hypes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/07/2026
its so england to have a dominant world cup match against one of the greatest teams in footballing history and to have that be a televised moment of national embarrassment. every goal makes it worse. this is incredible
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 18/07/2026
fucking hell, why is this the best we've played all tournament?!
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 17/07/2026
can the americans not just turn on their fancy ac and blow the smoke away???
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 16/07/2026
bored of harry brook now, actually
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Daniel @danielhart.co.uk · 15/07/2026
There'll be no Kane balloon d'or then. I'll tell the children
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Dre Harrison @dreharrison.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
HALF REVIEW
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Rodri is a unicorn isn’t he
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
for the next hydration break france have chosen a 2003 sancerre, let's see if that helps
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