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Dane Ryan

@daneryan.bsky.social
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Twin Cities based union staff, outdoor enthusiast, general cool guy.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Donald Trump is an absolutely vile racist. Trump: “The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back!”
Trump: The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back!
If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.
Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help — and leave the rest to us! President
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A-Rod, Verlander, Papi, and Jeter has to be the worst blunt rotation ever.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seems like if you're going to make a national story out of Hasan Piker, who campaigned a few times with the Democratic Senate candidate in Michigan, saying Israel causes antisemitism, you should also make a national story out of the favorite intellectual of the US Vice President supporting Hitler.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
Season 11 / Episode 21
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the kind of thing you'd say if you ALSO wanted to commit crimes and President.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A text exchange reading
"oh my God did you see Brian's hat"
"Oh fuck. Ha ha ha"
"he looks so fucking stupid. I can't breathe."
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another one? 😂
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We don’t spend enough time talking about just how WEIRD all these people are. This is just an incredibly weird and insecure thing to say. Imagine any other SecDef ever being this weird and insecure?!
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Dan Marshall @danmarstp.marshallwords.com · 28/09/2026
Another gullible report from @mprnews.org. This plant in Iowa will never happen. It makes ZERO sense to ship taconite from northern MN to SE Iowa. This is nothing but an election year hoax. bsky.app/profile/kvet...
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not quite sure what to think about this move. The pitching staff was doomed from the beginning this year. Feels like more shuffling of chairs on that Titanic.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who said uptown was dead?!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
I don't really understand football, can someone please explain this to me in terms I can understand, preferably that of pacific fleet actions in the second world war
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'd take a nice latte from your local shoppe in the morning. Willing to pay.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why do these losers love working so much? I'm counting down to my retirement in 26 years.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think the Chief is angling for an early retirement.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taylor Lorenz is proof that Elon's ideological project at Twitter is working. Yeah, the lady who spends 18 hours a day online suddenly got more right wing after he took over, that was the point.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd love to hear how the coaching staff plan to solve for lack of size in the 4 spot.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Doctor Rockso Doctor Rockzo
ALT: Doctor Rockso Doctor Rockzo
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The problem with basketball is that only two teams play so no one can tie for fifth place.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 05/09/2026
11 years ago today, Bartolo Colon gave it some mustard.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
LOL, Showing your ass by comparing oneself to a Nazi sympathizer.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've also heard some missile silos in Nebraska could be converted back from an Air BnB.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hear there's limitless tanks and helicopters in town parks across rural America.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Simpsons: Max Power - Yeah, But Faster
ALT: Simpsons: Max Power - Yeah, But Faster
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ubetcha his grandmother makes a killer coleslaw.
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Bill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So embarrassing that Lake America is the smallest of the Great Lakes. One more Trump failure.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Terrible take. Coleslaw binds other foods together. Stand alone it's not great, but can really enhance tube and ground meats.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i know someone who went to jail for stealing a car who'd love to have only misused one
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is like 60% or more of political discourse on here these days
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 23/08/2026
Having a mentor is so important in this industry
Jaya sitting next to Oscar the grouch
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'd suggest you get a smoker insert, so you can still have fun with wood chips.
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 20/08/2026
RANDOM HUSBAND AND WIFE WEIGH IN ON CITY BUDGET Wife bemoans the mayor's proposed steep cuts to the park board: "they never have enough money." Husband brings us back to reality with a reminder that they like mayor Frey so "it's probably ok."
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is a litmus test for any political reporter in Minnesota. If they cant bother to ask the GOP candidates their thoughts on Derek Chauvin, they aren't to be trusted.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You should zig when everyone else zags. What about an anti-fair story?
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hot Take
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 18/08/2026
Looks like a prison and a cybertruck had sex
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
MN Twins national nightmare (3 days) is over.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 18/08/2026
Twins are 88-74 full-season equivalent pace vs AL. Versus NL: 57-105.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The life of a Labor Rep is often tough. You travel extensively for you job, you work late hours and you always seem to be hours away when a crisis emerges.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
SCOOP: Trump’s Iran War has burned through well *over 90%* of key long-range missiles Sources tell @swin24.bsky.social that the percentage of critical long-range missiles that the Trump administration has depleted in its failing war is in ‘at least the high nineties.’ From @zeteo.com —
zeteo.com
SCOOP: Trump’s Iran War Has Burned Through Well Over 90% of Key Long-Range Missiles
Sources tell Zeteo the percentage of critical long-range missiles that the Trump administration has depleted in its failing war is in ‘at least the high nineties.’
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/08/2026
It would be nice to have a Secretary of State
Kushner: If Iran is willing to finish the deal that they've been discussing with us to give up their ability to create nuclear weapons then obviously he is willing to make a deal but right now they are not showing any interest in doing something that makes sense for us.
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Kendal Killian @kedrickillian.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Michele Tafoya roots for Edina.
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Dane Ryan @daneryan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I went to a Morgan Wallen show and all I got was this piss soaked t-shirt.
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