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Dougie Howser PhD

@dancedance.bsky.social
208 followers 1.4K following 460 posts

Just a person, standing here, trying not to doomscroll. Give me all your science posts!

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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s coming from inside the House
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hey, like Will Smith said, easy on the swears
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The State of Your Union is strong
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
won't be doing a halloween display name. not when my posts will directly determine the outcome of the midterm elections
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dot and the Kangeroo
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We arrived at the hotel just as all the local restaurants were closing so we hadn’t eaten all day but fortunately there was a little pizza stand to get a traditional NYC slice of pie.
Traditional NYC pizza
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That astronaut sings that song, right?
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Manu 🌊🐋 @manelcamacho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weather got better which makes work easier!
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sen. Schmitt: Mr Smith, what are you eating under there? Jack Smith: under where? Sen. Schmitt: let the record note that Mr Smith has admitted under oath to eating underwear
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all clothing is reversible
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump: I've also signed an EO replacing the very old word 'cool' with 'fetch'. Everyone's saying fetch now.
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the blockchain is eternal
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m loving the Timbuk2 Authority Deluxe. Compact, functional, great for the train but professional looking.
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks like he had a fencing response after being hit. God willing he's ok.
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A lot of things are shit right now, but recently a friend lost his guitar on the subway and a music producer found it, posted on Insta, and with the help of the internet tracked him down and RETURNED IT! Sometimes, the world is still a lovely place and people are still kind. 🥰🎸
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I believe that you believe that you’re doing a great job.
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rax, what are you listening to these days that is leaving an impression?
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Greenland “deal” epitomizes Trump. A huge amount of drama, a huge amount of damage that won’t be fixed for years and maybe never. And in the end he gets literally nothing but the diplo equivalent of Danish FIFA peace prize. 🏆 Stood down by Greenland and Denmark. Both hilarious and pathetic. Sad!
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Leathered fruit should be a food group
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I live in a cold weather area and my whole house heat pumps work beautifully. Both AC and heat.
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I take your dog and you’re other AirPod…
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THIS! we have to make the microtransaction non-fungible in the Blockchain
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just read that Tilly Norwood has been added to the cast of the Pitt for the upcomming season and I just can't...
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m excited that they added Tilly Norwood to the cast for the upcoming season!
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm going to buy the new iPhone using part of my $5,000 Trump Midterm money we'll be getting. A little treat for myself.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026
if you’re in line to dunk on seth moulton stay in line
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The pressure, the shouts, the chorus of WTFs, all of it is working. And no surprise that Clyburn is taking the lead.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And this was the exact moment I stopped using Google maps
Map of Lake Ontario on Google maps, and it's listed as Lake America
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
All I could think about is that he doesn't know the word "fruition"
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I propose we rename Lake Superior “Lake Obama”
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Canada PM just announced that it’s changing the name of Lake Superior to ”Lake Obama”
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Benjamin Wittes @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org · 25/08/2026
It is not up to the president what the Kennedy Center is called. It is not up to the president what the Department of Defense is called. It is not up to the president what the Gulf of Mexico is called. It is not up to the president what Lake Ontario is called.
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Total collapse. I’ve been struggling to name this. Those in higher ed feel it and know it’s all changed.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it’s really amazing how being vulnerable allows others to feel comfortable doing the same.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
whew.
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Eesh those Natalie Harp letters gave me the ick. She seems deeply unwell.
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ME: I am always banging on about my books and events. THEM: I did not know your events existed. Wait you wrote a book?? lesson to writers: talk MORE about your books and events.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm not going back on Twitter to fight some magazine writer for a dumb opinion he has on there. That's a terrible way to use my banking app.
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
First I almost clicked on a Ross Douthat article then I had to see this...not a banner day for me.
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Our minhag was to use a bathroom goat. I believe bathroom sheep are a Reform thing.
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
But the blockchain…
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Peter Baker @peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Have been a member of the @whca.bsky.social almost continuously since the 1990s. Our mission is to defend the First Amendment rights of White House correspondents to report on the president without fear or favor. Unfortunately last night did not advance that cause. Time to rethink the dinner.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
People are making fun of AOC for having a slight southern accent while speaking in Memphis but they clearly don’t know the pain of habitually and unconsciously imitating the speaking style of the people around you
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I called Senator Grassley's office last week and he answered "Ahoy hoy"
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Good god, I thought that story was a joke
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 20/07/2026
doing my Dad Duty (making my sandwich entirely out of heel slices)
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Dougie Howser PhD @dancedance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This Tom Cruise speech is weird
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