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That Dale Guy

@dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social
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4 strings and a lot of Christmas Spirit. Bass guitar in Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band. I like comics, bicycling and role playing games - but not as much as some people. Pronounced House-ton. Not Hues-ton. He/Him. Cleveland.

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 6h
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
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The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 08/10/2026
Their closing argument for the midterms is blood.
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's the Holiday Schedule for Missile Toe, The World's Greatest Christmas Band.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There isn't really a comics Mafia, of course. Unless you count Vince Colletta, who in fairness did spend his days rubbing people out
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has anyone told Sen. Schmitt that today is the first day of Hawktober?
Hawk!
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Atlanta Hawks will be revealed to have been the Iowa Hawkeyes all along?
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna invite Sen. Eric Schmitt over to watch Marvel's Hawkeye.
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter Potamus was a lie!
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Zvi @fredfred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remixed Nancy strip. Panel 1: nancy sees bank sign “visit our loan department”. Panel 2: Nancy in front of the bank manager’s desk: I’d like to borrow two hundred quatloos. Banker: what for? Panel 3: Nancy: Captain Kirk is fighting the Gamester’s champions. Banker: He is? Panel 4: banker and Nancy in the stands of an arena watching Kirk fight that green-haired woman from Gamesters of Triskelion
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
China must enjoy watching their dictator dog-walk the president of the United States, who then thanks him for the walk?
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jon Husted just voted to continue the Iran war for the 14th time. While Ohioans are paying record high costs at the gas pump and the grocery store, Jon Husted is voting for more war – and costing you more money – every chance he gets.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People don’t know this but each Flock camera has a delicious Wonka Bar inside.
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Tim Quirk @tbquirk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Karl Rove is not complaining about racists in the Republican party because he suddenly developed a conscience. He's doing it because he can see the coming blowout for Democrats, and is trying to distance himself from what he helped build.
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gonna call my surf band The Strats of Hormuz
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is insanely funny that trump is so colossally dumb that he found ways that maybe no one else would have to make it absolutely right and factual for you to blame him
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The thing about Harvey Comics is the way they made kid-friendly entertainment out of scary monsters: Ghosts, witches, devils, giants, billionaires...
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Holy Hell!, It’s STACYHDEMON! @stacyhd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
On Jack Kirby's birthday, remember his response to American Nazis who threatened his life for drawing Captain America. Namely, rolling up his sleeves and going to meet them in the lobby to kick some ass (they ran before he got there, of course). Long live the King.
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Vivek Ramaswamat’s ads are getting weird.
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This Saturday! Missile Toe and 3 other bands at CAVE Akron. We play at 9:30. BYOB.
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is he strong? Listen chum He can punch out Nazi scum
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm currently dating a top hat, a dog, a cat, a penguin, a thimble, a racecar, a rubber duck, and a boat. That's right, I'm monopolyamorous.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
"Is this lens better, or this one?" - Optometrist "Is this lens worse, or this one?" - Pessimetrist
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tonight! Tiki Underground!
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Next Saturday! More music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at CAVE Akron!
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tomorrow night! Music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at the Tiki Underground
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am physically sick struggling to explain this Natalie business to my son’s Bayler & Kryss. They saw Bret Ratner’s superb “Melania” doc opening night with friends & have been inspired for years by the First Couple’s enduring love. Is it all a lie??? What do I do?? @support
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That is the world these sons of bitches want to take us back to with their "it's all overdiagnosis and fakery" gaslighting.
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fox "News" viewers believe as they are told.
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One week from tomorrow! It's music in the mighty Missile Toe manner at Tiki Underground! Music starts at 6. Ends at 9. Fun will be had!
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In less than two weeks, Missile Toe will be at the Tiki Underground with our pal Miss Dreadful. We'll be playing some pretty OK covers for you. Music is from 6 to 9 pm. TU has drinks and great food. I had tacos last time I was there and they were delish. #TikiUnderground
A flier for Missile Toe at the Tiki Underground on August 22nd. It is styled to resemble a DC Comics cover from the go-go checks era
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Missile Toe! Miss Dreadful! Tiki Underground! August 22!
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tonight! Toe! Crones! Jilly’s!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 16/07/2026
Like most people, I always thought it would be neat if we had a more exciting food supply
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Pillsbury Recalls More Than 700,000 Rolls Due To Glass Contamination – Here's What You Need To Know - Chowhound
Behemoth baking brand Pillsbury has issued a massive recall of some of its bread rolls and we've gathered all the information needed to keep yourself safe.
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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love opening a pdf in a vertical monitor, and having the left third be "here is a load of things adobe can do", the right third "do you want an ai summary of this" and the actual thing I wanted to read a slender strip in the middle. A Brazilian of useful information.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thank you to Sam Neill and Lindsey Graham for providing a visceral demonstration in how you live reflecting out into the world when you die
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day everyone. Remember that we freed ourselves from British rule so we could punch the crap out of Nazis.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We wanted to know how regular Americans feel about the country’s 250th birthday. So we talked to three South African neo-Nazi billionaires at a ketamine bar on Market Street
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Mike Sterling, A Halloween Comic Shipping First Week of November @mikester.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Once Trump is out of office, the new President should order a huge 255th anniversary party and just rub the huge crowds in Trump's (or his, um, estate's) face.
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You’ve huskered your last du.
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Saw Supergirl. Enjoyed the heck out of it.
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That Dale Guy @dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Clicked through and saw it was Douthat and he is always wrong.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 26/06/2026
absolutely fucking not.
Where Testosterone and the Bible Are the ‘New Punk Rock’ Thousands of men and boys gathered in central Washington for masculinity, Christianity and right-wing politics.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 25/06/2026
You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/06/2026
in addition to every other problem here, mamdani spends the vast majority of his time in the public eye speaking about hyper-local new york city governance issues. the idea that he is preoccupied with israel at all times is based on nothing other than the fact that he is muslim
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