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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 29/09/2026

I'll be 100% honest: the fact that the inclusion of AI in my text messaging resulted in Google totally re-enshitrifying Messenger is enough reason to completely get rid of AI for every consumer product on the planet. If that means I also lose the AI models I've created for work, so be it.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 29/09/2026

Matthew Ingalls Jonathan Newell Winston Lee Gillio Lopes Diego Sarabia Scott Norris Scott Kretzschmar

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✴️Carl✴️Cosmos✴️ @cillic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

nerds. @cocktailcon.org

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 17/09/2026

Looks like the FBI's new entrance exams just came out:

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 16/09/2026

There is one time where this is you: you just realized the you sent a dick pic to your mother-in-law. And she sent you a tiddies pic back.

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Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 11/09/2026

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 10/09/2026

Like, Fetterman is the only rat I've seen running onto a sinking ship.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 10/09/2026

Here's the thing: when you buy 1/4 or 1/8 of cattle, it's not "here's your meat", you're buying a guarantee that you'll get at least certain cuts. Since I avoid the premiums like ribeye and loin, my butcher often will throw in stuff like oxtails, shank, and bones for free.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 09/09/2026

This whole Muskrat / St. Clair thing: "my crazy Nazi boyfriend said we have to breed lots for his crazy Nazi conspiracy theories" Ash, you fucked a Nazi well after the point you realized you were dating a Nazi. That's what I'm stuck on.

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Samsung, This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder. Worf

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 09/09/2026

As someone who had to re-engineer a whole voice-prompt system,nope, not even close to legal. Informing people that you are recording (the little chime), is *not* consent, even if it's a "by being in this area, you are consenting to being recorded". IL courts are pretty consistent on this one.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 08/09/2026

Happy Star Trek Day! For your edification and entertainment, required reading:

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

bro you're gonna die

Tweet from @happypunch

1-0 amateur MMA fighter Cole Johnson announced he's fighting a full-grown chimpanzee live on September 11

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm going one step further and boosting gas engine range by adding a horse

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 06/09/2026

Some things that will have to be called "America" if we can't use the name of origin: New York New Jersey New Orleans *anything*-berg *anything*-burg Georgia Alexadria Canton Cambridge Orlando Venice Athens Jamaica Springfield Bristol And so many more!

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 04/09/2026

FWIW, the DoD already has their funding for infectious disease research and are not supposed to dip into other funds without significant oversight. Hey, if they are cooperating, that's super cool. But we all know that money is 100% being used to buy steaks for Kegbreath and his boys.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 04/09/2026

FWIW, the Trump Dollar is a commemorative coin and not legal tender. If offered one, note that it, like the chump it was modeled after, has no actual value.

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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 04/09/2026

Calling my speculative fiction where Luke Skywalker and Wesley Crusher explore a deeply spiritual trans-dimensional relationship 'FanFic' is offensive.

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

it's just a purse you shitheads, give that money to charity or something

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 02/09/2026

99% Here's the thing: I didn't realize the absolute luxury of having a car that automatically turned on the A/C or heat when it sensed me near. EVs don't depend on engine heat, so that heat is on right away. Oh yeah, no oil changes, gas stations, or fluid thingies gone wild.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 01/09/2026

Someone was at my house and noted in my game room, "you used to have all the PS consoles and now you just have this generations-old one. What gives?" Now you all know. (FWIW, Steam has the same policy but GOG states that all games bought are permanent)

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 28/08/2026

Missing all of you for @ctrlaltfu.bsky.social's birthday cruise with our friends at 3 Dots & a Dash! @cillic.bsky.social @soitwent.bsky.social & :Blake:

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 27/08/2026

I think the answer would be easy: Jews have seen, first hand, the absolute Evil that is borne of Fascism. So Jewish voters should oppose Fascism, no matter where from it comes.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 26/08/2026

Here's the thing: if you work physical or body security, there comes a point where you should be asking yourself, "is this worth it?". There is no "duty and honor", it's a job and you have to decide whether the client is worth a month in the hospital.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 26/08/2026

Okay, hear me out: Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, and Guillermo Del Toro get together to make another Justice League movie, but it's all about The Wonder Twins. No, I'm not high, this is just what my brain does.

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Dan Mitchell @danmitchell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Let’s not mistake manly rugged individualism for pathetic, self-inflected misery. Greg Bovino rides alone.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 23/08/2026

Obviously not a Starbuck's, otherwise it would have been something like, "Soy latte for 'Fahrvergnügen'!"

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 17/08/2026

I mean, the is pretty on-game for a guy who went bankrupt several times trying to sell gambling to the New Jersey mob and [double-checks notes] *steaks* to *Americans*.

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 15/08/2026

That cardboard box in your home is fueling election denial... A boom in profits for the shipping supply giant Uline provided the funds for a deeply conservative Midwestern family to bankroll anti-democracy causes around the country. (Published 2022)

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That Cardboard Box in Your Home Is Fueling Election Denial

A previously unreported boom in profits for the shipping supply giant Uline has provided the funds for a deeply conservative Midwestern family to bankroll anti-democracy causes around the country.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 14/08/2026

Agentic AI governance is just the OAuth and Identity security stuff you refused to implement for the past decade.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 14/08/2026

Hey Nancy, I've got a crazy idea: just turn your WiFi off. Heck, mine's on but in do-not-disturb, so I only the the most important information or stuff I intentionally seek out (my calendars automatically put my stuff on DND for meetings, so I just schedule the flight as a meeting).

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 14/08/2026

Oh, hey look! The semi-annual gathering of rapists and pedos. Recognize someone? Make sure to tag them and give 'em a boost!

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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 09/08/2026

DEF CON is coming to a close and I hope to see you all next year!

Merch is Closed sign in front of an empty warehouse

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 08/08/2026

@cillic.bsky.social and I are prowling the halls. Feel free to say hi or run the other way.

Two very middle-aged hackers trying to look hardcore whilst sweating profusely.

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DEFCONMusic @defconmusicorg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Its Friday! More awesome artists to come in the Chillout/Main Room starting at 7. Thanks to everyone who played last night! Defconmusic.org / Defcon.org #defcon #defcon34 @defcon.bsky.social @defconparrot.bsky.social

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Johnnie: Shield of 'Murica - Malört Division @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org · 07/08/2026

The way it currently works, rich White families buy a very nice house relatively cheap *just* outside the school district they want. Then they give generously to the local Alder's campaign and suggest *making the district more inclusive" would be nice. Alders use their privilege to move the maps.

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making art @marigoldmagic.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

student assignment is the way it is in CPS because racism and ableism the District needs to stop maintaining systems for white comfort

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