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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you should only mock people for their choices. Michael CHOSE to dress this way and deserves to be mocked for it.
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
stand up against rideshare discrimination, demand death cabs for uglies too
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Jen 🏳️‍🌈 @nerodsi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy September 30th everyone! 💛
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the correlation between "how into AI they are" and "how much they owe their current job to the Peter Principle" is remarkably strong
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don't think i've ever seen a speedrun that was so clearly just a gleeful demonstration of "you guys will never believe how they coded this motherfucker"
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i've been enjoying all the dunking on this dumb dumb tweet but we probably should acknowledge that there is a "lo fi beats to relax/study to" contingency who aren't terribly concerned who makes the music they put on, and what he says probably *does* apply to a not-insignificant subset of that group
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in all my years alive i’ve found with maligned groups, lived experience tends to put the lie to a homogenous bad rep. gay clubs, biker gangs, tons of music scenes, churches… and somehow nothing has ever challenged the negative perception of frat houses
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's elegance and taste
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is antisemitism. This isn’t leftism. This isn’t anti-Zionism. This isn’t progressive activism. This is just blatant antisemitism.
Guy Christensen being antisemitic
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dev 🎷🐀 comms open @corvitorium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is the death god supposed to make fun of you #raincode
Digital drawing of Yuma Kokohead and Shinigami. Yuma holds open the book of death from which Shinigami emerges in a cloud of purple smoke. She is leaning towards him with a frowning tongue-out expression and crossed arms, which Yuma reacts to by leaning away with a look of mild perplexity. The background is filled with light purple smoke & glitter against a dark brick wall lit solely by Shinigami and the book.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don’t know what i expected from “Extra Crunchy Cheez-Its” but it sure as hell wasn’t ”cheez-its but 3-ply”
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Andy LeClair @andyleclair.dev · 28/09/2026
Warren Zevon with the quote bubble over the original post
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Allie @rally.luckyraven.cc · 29/09/2026
"Surprise!! Brick" text above a 3D ascii flying brick.
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brian "kyoni" || Nth Circle @briannthcircle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the fajitas come out sizzling (you're calm)
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
uh, “long winded”? “no filter”? i prefer “lore goldmine when the rpg protagonist comes to town”
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This image would have gone triple platinum on web forums in 2006
Sasuke dunking a basketball after yelling DUNK from a cg basketball show trailer thing?
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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maud @peloriemate.net · 27/09/2026
its funnier if you know she's committing bank fraud in this screenshot
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Oxo good grips broadsword
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I learned⁽ᵈᵉʳᵒᵍᵃᵗᵒʳʸ⁾ something new today
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They're also almost always about women and queer people in left-leaning spaces, which says whom we reflexively think of as toxic or annoying. I guarantee some fantasy football league is falling apart over some petty asshole, but he doesn't become a symbol for the annoying left. He can just be Jeff.
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 23/09/2026
probably not a good sign that newspapers are doing lolcow stuff. really not good how many """leftists""" i've seen clap like seals about it
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there's a sensationalist read to this which ignores a) how many self-IDing straight women are ace/sapph and going with the comphet flow b) how many of straight men's fantasy of a bi gf involves some MFF threesomes and then she becomes purely monogamous and throws out all her pride flags
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm dying because the 'trick' just sounds like the skateboard version of the It's Always Sunny scene where Mac laid out his intent to bail from his car at the last second and proceeded to crash into a brick wall
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's always wild to hear it said that rejection sensitivity is a predictor for autism or ADHD. have y'all ever had to say "i know you mean well but going forward please don't do that to me again" to a neurotypical person??
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wada being asked about a singular, pre-planned homosexual social link
Skeleton presenting a wall of text
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“you can‘t win with trans people, an otherwise-fine candidate says one wrong thing and they threaten not to vote” actually the people in the no-win scenario are the trans voters whose votes for these “otherwise-fine” candidates will be painted by strategists as why anti-trans positions win elections
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🔞🔪 Crimson Lemonade 🔪🔞 @crimsonlemonade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[kg spoilers] I-UHM, ISN'T A LATHE HUGE?!??!? GIRL WHAT ARE YOU ASKING HIM TO CARRY ‼ ️‼ ️‼️
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Fangamer @fangamer.com · 15/09/2026
Have you or a loved one had an unfortunate run-in with the Heartbreak Killer? You may be entitled to watch this video about our new of the Devil collection, out now: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
no matter how you feel about "let people enjoy things, don't mock unhip-but-benign stuff", you cannot deny the beauty of everyone having their best and meanest sheeran roast banked and ready for the occasion
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only way a Crazy Taxi movie would work is if it’s from the perspective of a Taxi Driver having an After Hours esque night of picking up and dropping off unhinged and eccentric passengers. It needs to be 90 minutes of stress and the Offspring
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026
They did WHAT on 3rd down
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah putting asside trans rights in particular, voters generally have a distaste for this kind of thing because it's worm behavior. stand on business
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 12/09/2026
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the problem is creators can say "no" every day for years and still no one will raise an eyebrow when a revival happens. the third danganronpa game had an all-timer "fuck you, here's every reason i'm not making more of these" ending and the fourth one drops in january.
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[ENDING WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS DIE] me: *wipes single tear from eye* ah, what a well-executed tragedy. bravo~! [ENDING WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS LIVE BUT LOSE ALL MEMORY OF EVER HAVING MET EACH OTHER] me: *utterly inconsolable for a week and a half*
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