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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you should only mock people for their choices. Michael CHOSE to dress this way and deserves to be mocked for it.
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh, i *get* this ship now
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
stand up against rideshare discrimination, demand death cabs for uglies too
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Jen 🏳️‍🌈 @nerodsi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy September 30th everyone! 💛
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Simple transie... translation of that: no fannies... uh fatties" god he was so jazzed to hit that slur he fucked up the whole crescendo into it
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the correlation between "how into AI they are" and "how much they owe their current job to the Peter Principle" is remarkably strong
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don't think i've ever seen a speedrun that was so clearly just a gleeful demonstration of "you guys will never believe how they coded this motherfucker"
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(that said, you can get that done with a free YouTube account and a good ad blocker. i don't think that contingent tends to pay for Premium)
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i've been enjoying all the dunking on this dumb dumb tweet but we probably should acknowledge that there is a "lo fi beats to relax/study to" contingency who aren't terribly concerned who makes the music they put on, and what he says probably *does* apply to a not-insignificant subset of that group
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“It was such a sense of BROTHERHOOD. Not, like, brothers from birth. But like in movies where a bunch of ne’er-do-wells form an inseparable bond over the crimes they committed or a blood pact over a secret they’ll take to their graves. BROTHERHOOD!”
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“What? Kappa Iota Pi threw the BEST parties on campus. Things got WILD. Me and the boys had SO much fun there. Things got OUTTA. CONTROL. 😏” like, you hear it, right?
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s not to say i haven’t heard plenty of positive things said in defense of frats. I have. But they just… all sound like exactly what someone would say if they remorselessly committed a heinous sex crime with the assistance of one.
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have never once heard a girl say “and that creep at the bar just wouldn’t leave me alone… I don’t know what I would have done if the Zeta Theta Eta lads weren’t there to step in and go ‘hey, chump, the lady said no’ and paid for my Uber to make sure I got home safe”
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in all my years alive i’ve found with maligned groups, lived experience tends to put the lie to a homogenous bad rep. gay clubs, biker gangs, tons of music scenes, churches… and somehow nothing has ever challenged the negative perception of frat houses
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's elegance and taste
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is antisemitism. This isn’t leftism. This isn’t anti-Zionism. This isn’t progressive activism. This is just blatant antisemitism.
Guy Christensen being antisemitic
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dev 🎷🐀 comms open @corvitorium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is the death god supposed to make fun of you #raincode
Digital drawing of Yuma Kokohead and Shinigami. Yuma holds open the book of death from which Shinigami emerges in a cloud of purple smoke. She is leaning towards him with a frowning tongue-out expression and crossed arms, which Yuma reacts to by leaning away with a look of mild perplexity. The background is filled with light purple smoke & glitter against a dark brick wall lit solely by Shinigami and the book.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they are LESS CRUNCHY than normal cheez-its, how does marketing bungle it this badly
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don’t know what i expected from “Extra Crunchy Cheez-Its” but it sure as hell wasn’t ”cheez-its but 3-ply”
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Andy LeClair @andyleclair.dev · 28/09/2026
Warren Zevon with the quote bubble over the original post
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Allie @rally.luckyraven.cc · 29/09/2026
"Surprise!! Brick" text above a 3D ascii flying brick.
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brian "kyoni" || Nth Circle @briannthcircle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the fajitas come out sizzling (you're calm)
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you’re not in the mood, then it’s not much of a horny tent at that point, is it?
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
uh, “long winded”? “no filter”? i prefer “lore goldmine when the rpg protagonist comes to town”
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This image would have gone triple platinum on web forums in 2006
Sasuke dunking a basketball after yelling DUNK from a cg basketball show trailer thing?
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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maud @peloriemate.net · 27/09/2026
its funnier if you know she's committing bank fraud in this screenshot
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Oxo good grips broadsword
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I learned⁽ᵈᵉʳᵒᵍᵃᵗᵒʳʸ⁾ something new today
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
jeftist infighting
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They're also almost always about women and queer people in left-leaning spaces, which says whom we reflexively think of as toxic or annoying. I guarantee some fantasy football league is falling apart over some petty asshole, but he doesn't become a symbol for the annoying left. He can just be Jeff.
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wait, i'm dying here, the bi character at the center of a post supporting bi men got bi erasured?? is nobody safe????
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 23/09/2026
probably not a good sign that newspapers are doing lolcow stuff. really not good how many """leftists""" i've seen clap like seals about it
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
and then ultimately undercut it by proudly proclaiming that there *is* a proximity to queerness that undercuts a guy's manhood and ruins any romantic prospects with them. I hope this isn't a contentious take but if bisexuality is a dealbreaker in a partner you'd otherwise date, you ain't no ally.
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
and then watched a large contingent of men realize they were being held to a higher standard, worked on themselves, looked inward, and found a less toxic version of masculinity and agree homophobia is unacceptable all while... not looking inward or doing work on themselves.
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
but ooh, god, there's definitely *a contingent* of 'ally' gals who loved z-snapping with their gay male BFFs at the homophobic and misogynistic fuckboys who'd been socialized to perform homophobia under the impression proximity to queerness undercut their manhood and their romantic prospects
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there's a sensationalist read to this which ignores a) how many self-IDing straight women are ace/sapph and going with the comphet flow b) how many of straight men's fantasy of a bi gf involves some MFF threesomes and then she becomes purely monogamous and throws out all her pride flags
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
charlie brown looks out the window. lucy's pacing the backyard. gently tossing a football to herself. he knows what will inevitably happen when he goes outside. he KNOWS it. almost as inevitable as his going outside in the first place, as he didn't even realize he was already putting his jacket on.
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not at all—they can tell the printout in his wallet of the email from Joe and Barack thanking him for his donation started vibrating à la Spidey Sense to remind him a set of morals inconvenient for current party leadership is the surest sign of a Republican psyop. [taps temple knowingly] Subtext.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(*Dee's car. my mistake)
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm dying because the 'trick' just sounds like the skateboard version of the It's Always Sunny scene where Mac laid out his intent to bail from his car at the last second and proceeded to crash into a brick wall
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last dackfense dackademy @dackquiri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's always wild to hear it said that rejection sensitivity is a predictor for autism or ADHD. have y'all ever had to say "i know you mean well but going forward please don't do that to me again" to a neurotypical person??
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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