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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Where are the colours" is the new "media literacy is dead" is the new "die hard is a christmas film" is the new "why didnt rose let jack on the door" is the new "why didnt they just use the eagles to get to mordor" etc etc HAVE YOUR OWN OPINIONS.
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@patster223.bsky.social @irishsparkleparty.bsky.social I DID IT AND YOU CAN TOO!!!!
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the pure joy of showing someone a knight's tale for the first time
gummo, the core, a knights tale, nightcrawler
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🎶 hello muddah, hello faddah there's sex and death at Camp Miasma 🎶
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@patster223.bsky.social what ex cards do you need??
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On Earth 2, we can't believe how good the new HBO Animorphs show looks. "They nailed the morphing," people enthuse. The nonbinary actor playing Ax's human morph is cutting it up on the Las Culturistas podcast. The actress playing Rachel has handcuffed herself to a data center
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 23/08/2026
Sister Dot seems preoccupied again (1/2)
sister dot is spacing outin the shit
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
crash should be in front also it doesn't show up in the graphic but it said jane schoenbrun is my taste twin 👁👄👁 thecriterioncloset.com?picks=v1.WyJ...
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My Closet Picks — four from the Criterion Closet
Eraserhead · Crash · No Country for Old Men · The Silence of the Lambs — opened from the Criterion Closet. Take a Polaroid of your own four.
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
hehehe so curious to see the results of this one 8))
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Llewellyn @llewellynrose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
no borders and no region locked dvd bluray players
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@patster223.bsky.social what 4-diamond rarity cards do you need?? 👀👀
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A lot of you would enjoy the magic of cinema more if you took estrogen
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@patster223.bsky.social are there any two diamond rarity cards you need?? I don't have anything from your wishlist for our trade :((
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Kiku @ SPX W15A @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
these are getting weird
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
yeah boyyy
I watched shrek 2-4 and also obsession (2026)
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
some recent wins
two star corviknight exshiny skrelp three star mega lucario extwo star cheren
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two dudes sitting in the car, driving late in the day. The friend in the passenger seat asks the other, “so, whats the move tonight?” Panel 2: a third friend in the backseat, a Qu from CM Kosemen’s book All Tomorrows, chimes in. It says, “we could genetically modify some people.” Panel 3: the passenger seat friend turns to the backseat and says, “nah, man. Why do you keep saying that?” The Qu says, “my bad.”
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
anyway....
two-star shiny jolteon ex
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
sorry I only come on here to post my last four watched and brag about my pokemon pulls
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
:))
the entire lord of the rings trilogy and also shrek
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
gender failure gonzo
gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
i've been so bad at watching movies lately!! this is from the last month and a half 🥲
alien (1979), project hail mary (2026), aurora: what happened to the earth (live from mexico city) (2026), nirvanna the band the show the movie (2025)
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
way too many ppl at the ceramics studio today
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
don't hate me because i'm beautiful
a two star shiny mega gengar ex pokemon card
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
normally I listen to podcasts at the ceramics studio but today they're playing the absolute most incredible 90's alternative playlist, just back-to-back bangers
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Kurosawa on watching Solaris with Tarkovsky
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/03/2026
Our Lady of Perpetually Online
devotional statue of Mary Magdalen in a cubicle completely covered in monitors, keyboards, circuit boards, cables and assorted other computer paraphernalia
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The meme thing of Agent Dale Cooper saying:

“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th.
Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”

Only it’s Tim Robinson from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
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Tami Wicinas @tamiwicinas.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’m offering custom pre-orders for frogs in my Etsy shop! You can customize your frog, choose colors as well as your own idea for a hat or tongue accessory. I’m starting with a very limited number as a trial run, and to keep most of my time for my own projects. etsy.com/shop/TamiArtHandmade
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Fullmetal Alchemist - Brother's Lullaby
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
get weirder 🫵
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
hiiiiii
amadeus (1984), the naked gun (2025), send help (2026), bring her back (2025)
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Lady Amalthea @ladyamalthea.tgirl.gay · 18/02/2026
Muppet Bladerunner where Deckard is implied to be a Muppet too
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
u guys jelly??
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Rex 💫 @rexpo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
great joke for the 3 ppl in the world who have seen chappie (2015)
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse
gradient.horse
gradient.horse
Draw a horse, watch it run!
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
:))
a shiny two star rarity umbreon pokemon card
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kurr @kurrymx.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Sinners... but make it Leyendecker #SinnersMovie
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
"a happy present from the earth" :)) these are extremely tasty
kasugai roasted nuts assortment
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Jesstergen 👩🏻‍🚀 ✨ @rougerogue.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
Lord of the rings: Merry looks into the glowing palantir orb… and screams
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
finally ready to be gifted :)) pattern: www.etsy.com/listing/9504...
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jude @cypresstree.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
:))
him (2025), lady snowblood (1973), rashomon (1950), stop making sense (1984)
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LazzyRats/Lazarus @lazzyrats.skeleton-studios.com · 09/01/2026
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