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CyborgLion 𓅣

@cyborglion.bsky.social
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A trustworthy copper merchant East Coast regional Beef throwing champion Royal Warden of Reginalds C.E.O. at TN (formerly torment nexus) Manager of the Bass Pro shop Pentagram Associate at Chuck,Chuck, and Chuck: moving associates. Lord of Scudburry

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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want BDG to do more Halloween disco covers.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you past me very helpful
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Jesuits , they chase me
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is the comment section on every song in the world doo doo ass shit garbage
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I should replay portal one, and portal 2. Actually not 100% sure I've ever played portal 2 all the way through.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
valve is gonna make another morbillion dollars off of deadlock skins when they start doing that.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did WW2 happen in deadlock?
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want a societally acceptable way to be nocturnal arghh
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
if you start to feel a sense of community call poison control immediately
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting places within the city on an electric skateboard is like I can teleport but only when it hasn't rained recently.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is not a tonight problem but it is loud and annoying and therefore we'll. Kinda.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so goddamn confuse I keep hearing that sort of out of power smoke alarm chirping but I've checked both smoke alarms and it doesn't seem to be coming from either of them. Idk where it's coming from
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is really kind of crazy how many different chemicals we get out of petroleum. Like that shit gets made into everything. Like every part of that shit gets used it's crazy/
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is it that every year around the first week of fall they start putting that shit in the water that makes you lose all will to participate in the world around you. What's with that?
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the trisolarans really wanted people to listen to them they should have added roguelike mechanics and a pick 3 element.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 05/08/2026
missed connection: your office, 10am tuesday. we made small talk. you asked me to spit. you put your hands in my mouth. I lied about flossing
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ugggh
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coulda sworn it was a whole hour earlier than it is. Not a big deal but I thought it was 2:45.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Orc City was a shining beacon
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who decided to start throwing the beginning consonants in front of Asian when describing mixed Asians and called it a day.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wasian man who has a gong sound whenever he enters a room but it's a really white gong.
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Hermetic Order of Wing Stop
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is no historical evidence or record suggesting that Ronald Reagan was "hogged out" (slang for being exceptionally well-endowed).
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mel Gibson in what women want 2 and he’s walking around all day and all the women are thinking about dragon style dildo until he gets on an elevator with a bespectacled receptionist who doesn’t know her own beauty and she’s thinking about Mr peanut
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is there a folk doctor on the plane
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We should all kill our parents and move to ancient China
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Due to depravity inflation twisted sister is now normal sister
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been rewatching Nathan for you and WHAT THE FUCK IS 2013 TRISHA PAYTAS DOING HERE.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Situations in the club have me moving like Harry S. Truman
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Which is why my problem with Solarpunk isn't that it is insufficiently radical, it's just... bad. Like, 99% of the people contributing to it know nothing about civil engineering or agricultural science or ecology and just think "nature is when green". Why are there trees on top of buildings?!?!
A "Solarpunk" illustration showing a neighborhood that features trees growing on top of houses, something anyone who knows how deep trees' roots go will immediately recognize as absurd
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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's this guy I know who uses Chatgpt so much he's almost corto from neuromancer.
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Sam Leader Standing By 🍉🕎 @rvengefulobster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Favorite thing about this quote: it shows up like 4 chapters into Count Zero after Neuromancer waited 2/3 of its runtime before revealing. Gibson was just like "hang on, I was too subtle last time."
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There should be a factory game where the metallurgy is a realistic amount of a pain in the fucking ass. Especially for aluminum. So many games make aluminum to easy. You gotta work for that shit.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They should do phrenology on cybersmith when he dies. It's what he would want.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh I guess since it's bi visibility day maybe today is the day I say I'm bisexual cause like a while ago I realized I have a little attraction to men , as a treat, occasionally.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didn't know cybersmith was on bluesky until recently and never checked his account. There is so much to comment on here but the idea that the Roman empire was the radical left is maybe my favorite. Woke romans killed Jesus. This coexists somehow with woke Brutus killed caeser.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the more bullshit connections ever today ngl.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got to put more points into that jokingly self aggrandizing type of humor I think my self esteem has overall been a bit rough the last year or 2 but I'm actually hot shit.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not to brag but my girlfriend is actually the best one singular so like idk what could ever happen to me. It's basically like winning.
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Need me a Chinese motorcycle
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's never gonna be a mind like this guy again.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wanted to go out to lunch today but my girlfriend was too sleepy. All is lost.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NorthernLion is like if Vizzini streamed.
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Has anyone ever figured out if Kanye West has powers
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CyborgLion 𓅣 @cyborglion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just be putting commas anywhere bruh
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