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Cleveland sports, food, tech, extremely nerdy shit and music. Come on in twitter peeps, the water is fine.

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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuck this dirty mfer into space.
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
so the final four are * a team that has never won the World Series in its 28 seasons * a team that has never won the World Series in its 57 seasons * a team that hasn’t won the World Series in 77 seasons * Dodgers
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why the fuck is Tanner Bibee in this game rn
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026
The Minnesota Vikings are the worst 4-0 team in the history of professional sports and I’m okay with that 🫶 #skol
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s turned into this full Jekyll and Hyde monster where he’ll play well for exactly one quarter of a game and you’re never gonna know when it’s coming Looked like a different guy for a quarter then back to missing wide open dudes and throwing hospital balls. Magically got it together at the end
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Concepcion and Boston look like a home run draft class for Cleveland. Such talented players with complementary skill sets.
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Of all the terribly referreed games in Browns history this is certainly one of em
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a delightful moment of zen.
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Excited for Mensah to be the obvious #1 choice at QB and for the dumb owner in Cleveland to force them to go with Arch anyway
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HOLY FUCK FUCKING ROCCCTOBER
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Jordan Zirm @jordanzirm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the best part about being a Browns fan is that I’m so dead inside that this stuff barely even registers anymore
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
interception on the 5th play of the season 🙂🙂🙂🙂
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Brian Colligan @colligan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Poor Myles Garrett. He didn’t need to uproot his life and move across the country to lose football games.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/05/2025
myles garrett totally exonerated
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Or, hear me out: you just don’t need to make this part of the conversation at all because it’s a complete diatraction from the shit you should be talking about. Stay on message doofus
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddamn these people are the WORST
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Foo fighters: still inexplicably got it
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The WNBA needs to get control of this mess.
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Goddamn every time I think Sophie Cunningham has learned to shut the fuck I’m I’m reminded she’s not capable
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Studies show that this jump usually comes from a new QB, new coach, or a combination of both. Unless you *really* think Stef was the big handful here…..Temper expectations, Browns fans!
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“Man, I just watched James Harden commit war crimes and all the role players fall apart in the playoffs, seems fun”
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If Dray comes, it will be the second player in a year that I have loathed for over a decade on my favorite team. Someone call on Dillon Brooks and Dort to make my misery complete.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/07/2026
has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Cedric Tillman
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We’re powered by capitalism like Captain Planet
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Rob Harvilla @harvilla.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
can the browns please trade me to another team as well
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Mumbo sauce sucks.
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
the cavs will always have those 2 analytical wins
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“I don’t blame you all for booing me deservedly because I’m a terrible human AND played like ass multiple seasons on the largest contract in history”
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
mr. incredible saying “i cant. not again. im not strong enough”
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I’m struggling to figure out the NFL comp for James Harden, the best I can land on is “what if Eli Manning never won any Super Bowls but insisted on throwing 45 passes a game”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/05/2026
I’ve lived through my share of terrible NBA playoffs losses and that was as bad as it gets for the Cavs. If they don’t get swept after that I’ll be surprised. Woof.
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Second 4th quarter meltdown in the playoffs, and they’ve come close a few other times. They stop doing what works for them all game when it tightens up. You absolutely cannot let James Harden get obliterated on both sides of the court on an 18-1 run and then LEAVE HIM IN.
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hyperventilating.
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I for one cannot believe the Cavs acquired two playoff chokers and then they indeed choked
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Cavs send the points shaver to the bench and suddenly have a functional offense weird
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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Cavs going all in by betting on James Harden to show up in the playoffs
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You honestly just cannot let Harden run the offense when he’s just wasting possessions like this.
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“You slept with that woman! That’s cheating!” “No honey, the marriage is intact. Ultimately, that action was a separate and distinct project”
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Ben @coxsportsohio.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#letemknow
bottle throwing browns fan
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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This whole first round has been an incredible display of teams shitting the bed.
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This! You got to choose the personnel out of time out with the assumption they were going to trap and then intentionally foul. Was the *best* case scenario Mobley needing to hit both clutch free throws? Malpractice
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
They never showed it.
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You absolutely cannot play 4 guards and Dean Wade. Be serious, Kenny.
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Simplest way to sum up Donovan Mitchell’s last two games: use the Jamie Tartt (Ted Lasso) parallel. “You’re playing TO mehhh, you need to play THROUGH mehh” The double teams and top locking SHOULD put Toronto in Hell, but only if you use it to drive meaningful action.
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Don’t let Armstrong back in the clubhouse. Straight to jail.
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William Bordewick @wbordew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Interested in experiencing all of the downsides of mainlining meth without really experiencing any of the potential drug related-highs? Well, good news
Reddit post from r/Cleveland about Cleveland.com allowing article comments again
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Cyber Oprah @cyberoprahz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Yanno….. maybe these kids are alright!
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