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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 24/01/2026

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Sam Kimbrel @skimbrel.northsky.social · 23/11/2025

okay so you’ve got your Gantt chart but did you remember to loop in turkey product marketing for the launch announcement and circle back with data science for sign-off on the stuffing A/B test plans? is SRE (stomach reliability engineering) up to speed with the dessert rollout schedule?

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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

the what with who now

Country feed store sign

CHILI FEED WITH SANTA
SAT DEC 6TH 10-2

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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

The arc of the moral universe was like

All right.
It's time for a less subtle approach.

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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 22/11/2025

it's happening

a bluesky post by @derek.bike that says "good morning magic the gathering acronym reclaimers". the post is from Nov 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM and it has 12 likes

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 22/11/2025

so THAT'S what a maxed charisma stat looks like

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 06/11/2025

AI boosters are beginning to crash out

Capitalism is good. Capitalism is right, capitalism works. Capitalism clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Capitalism will win.
If you think central planning China can compete with buggy, unoptimized Al chips that crash all the time guzzling power against American ingenuity, the smartest Al researchers in the world, and hundreds of billions of annual capex spending from the most profitable companies in history, good luck with that.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/11/2025

no I will not litigate parks and recreation the day after the biggest electoral fuck we've sent in years go outside

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/11/2025

hey!

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 05/11/2025

boss: why do you ping like that me:

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Relieved that voters resoundingly rejected this fascist bullshit. Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear. Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 05/11/2025

does the rule of three apply if we count the death of cuomo's dreams as the second one?

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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

It was. :)

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Nortuet @nortverse.com · 04/11/2025

"the genie is out of the bottle" They are so desperate to normalize this as fast as possible. All quotes I read from companies "embracing AI" are basically "please just admit it's here to stay, just admit it, accept it, admit that this is the new normal now. It's here, JUST ACCEPT IT!!!!!"

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 31/10/2025

guys my heart is beginning to feel a twinge of something and i think it's hope

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 30/10/2025

Actively reminding myself that being Senator requires not just good political views but also actual skills like managing a team, negotiating, building partnerships, being smart enough to see things coming like understanding how people might react to your tattoos and past social media posts

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 30/10/2025

me: hmm I wonder if there are any historical precedents before COVID we could look into here to see how this kinda thing goes *checks history* me: ...oh no

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 30/10/2025

oh my god put the thesaurus down

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 29/10/2025

after being forced to use github copilot at work, it's eye opening to see just how drastic the limits are on the "good" models, how quickly they're gone, and how much it feels like the entire AI business model is built on the "first time is free 😈" principal

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 27/10/2025

Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 24/10/2025

🚨🚨🚨 austrian economist alert 🚨🚨🚨

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 23/10/2025

oh is it time to run "USA Deficit Hits Highest Number Ever" articles again

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 22/10/2025

me when the jira ticket says one thing and the PM says another:

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 22/10/2025

idk maybe this is a fatal flaw of mine but even if you were dumb enough to get a nazi tattoo and not know about it until literally today and you're somehow completely blameless...I *STILL* think that disqualifies you at the very least from the /current/ round of "next elections" go take a thinker

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 22/10/2025

"we're proud to proclaim THIS TIME it wasn't us!!! ...don't ask about next time tho"

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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 22/10/2025

Graham Platner gonna come out in three days to show he got the Totenkopf covered up with a Sonnenrad

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Platner: It's from a movie I saw I don't know what it means Reporter: What movie Platner: Inglorious Basterds, the one where Brad Pitt KILLS Nazis. Reporter: Who was wearing the symbol Platner: this interview is over

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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

For the record, all my BlueSky posts are off the record as per the Retroactive Halligan Act of ‘25.

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 20/10/2025

will no one rid me of this troublesome DNS?

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

ME: wouldn’t the kool aid mans glass body shatter before the brick wall busted apart? GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 16/10/2025

hey work, go ahead and don't send out the company-wide "happy boss' day" email next time

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jin @ghangaji.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

one thing nobody talks about in regards to butt pregnancy is what even happens if you have to take a shit

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

exposed brick is a huge selling point in apartments because you can do standup comedy there

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 12/10/2025

statistics jim cramer is out, can we wrap this up already now?

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 10/10/2025

may his nightmares be nothing but milkshakes

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 08/10/2025

me every time I finally read the documentation after thinking "naw I got this, skip tutorial"

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 01/10/2025

*showing the IRS agent my vibe tax documents* see it all checks out

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 26/09/2025

Number go up, number go up, no think about number number always good number always up number up number up number up

Nvidia's Al Deals Might Be
'Circular! They're Also Smart Business.

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/09/2025

DISNEY EXEC 1: We lost so many subscribers this past week, it's horrible. What can we possibly do to win them back? DISNEY EXEC 2: Make subscription more expensive. DISNEY EXEC 1: Brilliant.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

It is amusing to think that 40 years ago we had a nationwide panic to stop kids from playing Satanic RPG's that would warp their mind, when what we should have been doing was hunting down and destroying high school debate clubs with the ferocity of a Butlerian jihad.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

but what about joseph goebbels wife and children

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Drake (Lycan Subscribe) @trailerdrake.com · 11/09/2025

Man, all the "dark humor lovers" seem to be getting their panties in a twist over Charlie Kirk jokes today.

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

"i pronouns you femcel and boywife" - the woke pastor

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2025

people joke about adhd poster brain but it's genuinely fucked up to be cumming your brains out and still have half your brain free associating like a pinball machine

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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/09/2025

idk, I think the drawing of a child around a creepy note he wrote to epstein where he positioned his signature where pubes would be is a sign of wrongdoing but maybe that's just me

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