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cyanogic

@cyanogic.com
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🔞(He/Him) Ace left ADHD techie. Anti-blockchain. Anti-federation. Sarcastic, should almost never be taken seriously. I out-of-context quote-skeet a LOT, if you take it personally that's a you problem! Why have original skeet when reskeet button do trick

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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 13/11/2024
what if I can only see things because of...
A husband is looking at a box of contacts (that says 1-800-contacts) as he exclaims "MY BRAND". He is very impressed that this company carries his rare prescription. His wife looks on dramatically, finally happy to have found his brand. This is all from an old 1-800-contacts commercial, that I think about way too much.
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 28/06/2024
supremecourt_IRL
Paris Hilton smiling with her arms in the air, wearing a white tank top that has been photoshopped to say "stop being poor" in all caps
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 13/12/2023
"idk lets just fucking try shit, its not like anyone has ever solved moderation anyways" goods call bluesky very true, the way to fix moderation is just make everyone a mod and see what sticks, we've never dealt with forum admins running their own little fiefdoms before
The fact that most social networking has remained so centralized “is why we haven’t been able, after two decades, to get the toxicity out of the systems that we’re in,” says Graber. “But if we open it up and we let devs try different moderation [techniques], different algorithms, different feeds, what does that world look like?”
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 02/12/2023
Screen shot of a quote from Shangela in RuPaul's Drag Race, meant to cause pain and headaches that reads:
"I don't❌🙅🏽 have a sugar daddy🍭👴🏻, I've never‼️ had a sugar daddy🍰🎅🏻, if I wanted a sugar daddy🍦👳🏽, yes, I probably could go out🏃🏻 and get one because I am what?🙋🏽🍋⁉️ Sickening🤒💀. You could never have a sugar daddy🎂👨🏽 because you👏are👏🏻not👏🏼that👏🏽kind👏🏾of👏🏿girl. Baby👶🏻 everything I have I have worked👔 for and I have got myself🙋🏽👬. I've built🏠 myself from the ground up🌱🌲... BITCH!

throws drink aggressively💦"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 06/10/2023
"I smoke a bone, and then I chug a 2 litre bottle of Sunkist like *that*. freaks people out"
still shot of American Dad with Francine Smith on the couch drinking an entire 2 litre bottle of orange soda while weed smoke is in the air after she just took a bong hit. She is sitting next to Jeff Fischer and on the table in front of them there is pizza, a bong, a shot of whiskey, and what is probably cocaine.
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 06/09/2023
yeah I'm into starfield
the Starfield loading screen which is all black except for a very small circle that moves as it is loading

the joke is that in 2023, bethesda still has any loading screen at all between main world and "inside" rooms even if they're just a big box
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 30/08/2023
no one: absolutely no one: the cum man:
image of a white semi-truck that has an orange and black sign tied to the bumper that reads "OVERSIZE LOAD"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 29/08/2023
me reskeeting all clock *and* anti-clock content
Mac from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia saying "I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 28/08/2023
WRONG LEVEERRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr
Kronk with a huge smile on his face pulling the wrong lever to the secret hideout, instead opening up a trap door under Yzma who has already fallen thru
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 25/08/2023
rip to everyone who thought their nudie likes were super secret
text that reads "On your own profile, there is now a Likes tab for seeing posts that you’ve liked."
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 22/08/2023
but what if I wanted to check notifs bsky
"! Internal Server Error" in white text on a black background
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 22/08/2023
I hear this repeating in my brain because of this skeet
muttley the dog making his signature snickering sound
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 21/08/2023
Abed (Darkest Timeline Variant) from TV show Community

Usage is implying the common phrase used by this character, "this is the darkest timeline"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 11/08/2023
thank you for your discourse I have filed it to the appropriate special filing bin
a uline trash bin that you wheel to the street for pickup to take your waste to the dump, as that is where it belongs
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 10/08/2023
STEAM YOUR FLAGS PEOPLE IM SO TIRED OF SEEING PACKAGING CREASES
The pope holding a mic with two hands looking like he’s screaming
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 09/08/2023
did someone say pearls before swine
image of the comic artist Stephan Pastis's comic version of himself surrounded by his characters from his comic "Pearls Before Swine"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 09/08/2023
kairi_irl
tarsier, a type of small primate, staring with the widest eyes possible
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 09/08/2023
oh so THAT'S why he hasn't been using his twitter pls leak the dms
snippet from politico article (https://www.politico.com/news/2023/08/09/special-counsel-obtained-search-warrant-for-donald-trumps-twitter-account-00110484):

"Special Counsel Jack Smith sought and obtained a search warrant for Donald Trump's Twitter account, @realdonaldtrump, on Jan. 17, 2023, according to newly revealed court documents"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 08/08/2023
if you put raisins in ur food
parks and rec scene where the visiting character is describing all of the things that get you sent to jail in his home country with text that says "right to jail. right away"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 07/08/2023
...did someone say poasters strike
vietnam flashback dog - a wide eyed dog imposed at 50% transparency over a shot of vietnam with two helicopters and soldiers walking away from the camera
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 07/08/2023
 Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 07/08/2023
python is good actually
guy standing up meme
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 06/08/2023
reply guy who feels the need to say "ackchyually"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 06/08/2023
Pingu crossing his arms on a chair next to text that says "Well now I am not doing it."

cuz you caN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 05/08/2023
when I see the skeet I just quote-skeeted get more likes and reskeets than my quote-skeet but only right after I sent the quote-skeet
I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 02/08/2023
"The Just Kidding Star"

image of smiling star

"Put this Star in your post when you're just kidding, so that your buddies know if you're just joking around"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 21/07/2023
when even stovey won't like my bad skeets
cricket fan with closed fists on hips looking incredibly disappointed
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 20/07/2023
the ball is in ur court stovey
notification screenshot that reads:
"Low Quality Facts liked your post 5s
thank u low quality facts"

*knock knock* "who's there" *secret joke* "secret joke who" *my alt text has a bad secret joke*
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 18/07/2023
did someone say they could do tax prep
seagulls from the movie finding nemo looking at the camera expectantly, right before they're about to all shout "mine" at the same time very loudly
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 18/07/2023
woman pointing disapprovingly at computer screen with text that reads "This is why I hate the internet. It appeals to the gay fantasy"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 18/07/2023
do it for dale
A profile of Dale Gribble from the TV show "King of the Hill"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 18/07/2023
tightpussy this, tightpussy that I've got the robot butler like, we are not the same 😤
a screenshot that says: 
"robot butler liked your post 1m
robot butler said I'm making my own HT just for me"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 14/07/2023
don't you fucking tell me I get it now - haven't been here 2 weeks yet you fucks trying to placate some of us while also getting all the techbros asshats to bring their friends over enmasse?? fuck ALLLLLLLLLL the way off
screenshot that reads "1 invite code available"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 08/07/2023
Richard "Old Man" Harrison from the TV show Pawn Stars with whitetext that says "Those bastards lied to me"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 08/07/2023
Bob from Bob's Burgers crossing his arms next to a quote written in varying Live Laugh Love style fonts that says "You's my family, and I love you. But you're terrible. You're all terrible."
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 08/07/2023
COMING OUTTA MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
Pastor screaming into microphone
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 07/07/2023
I am not original
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 06/07/2023
seeing 5 interactions on my posts after getting the vibes of bluesky
mean girls meme with whitetext "I can't help it I'm so popular"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 06/07/2023
Bender from Futurama holding a camera with whitetext that says "Neat"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 06/07/2023
guy yelling with whitetext under that says "I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 06/07/2023
double check your content moderation settings if you're looking for it, it is not enabled by default!
Screenshot of NSFW content filtering screen. Includes numbers 1-4 for the following steps to get the same screen: 1) Click on "Moderation" on the left side bar 2) click the top selection "Content Filtering" to get the popup 3) Ensure "Enable Adult Content" toggle is set to the right to enable adult content 4) Set images to hide/warn (before showing)/show based on your preference.
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 06/07/2023
Person wearing glasses next to whitetext that says "I see how it is"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 05/07/2023
Korok saying "ya-ha-ha you found me!"
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 05/07/2023
kid pressing rubber boot on their head
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 04/07/2023
how it feels pressing the follow button on everyone I see being new on bluesky
enthusiastically pressing the button
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cyanogic @cyanogic.com · 04/07/2023
side eyeing child meme
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