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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 10h
This lion! I am crying laughing
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 12h
These fits are FANCY
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 17h
And now this as an earworm - not sad open.spotify.com/track/65adHC...
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Mexerico Da Candinha
Wilson Simonal · Se Dependesse De Mim · Song · 1972
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 17h
What a fucking day. Prime offering me Plymouth gin for £18.64 a bottle + you had better believe that I am STOCKING UP 🍼🍼🍼
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 05/10/2026
Today is Quintidi the 15th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate donkeys. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Donkeys.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"How dare you ... a schoolboy... question me the former Deputy Chairman of the Conservative party." We all left and were a little chastened and then Slater rang the Independent and gave the story to the diary column.
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In bed + FULLY ANOINTED with Deep Relax oil. I had better fucking sleep. No pressure, aromatherapy bastards 😠
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David Whitley @mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I reckon I've spotted a gap in the market, and I am going to churn out an absolute fuckload of tapestries.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Anna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NOT NOW LETHAL VIRUS OUTBREAK
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It ys the seasoun of decoratif gourdes, ye knaves
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ronnie Barker newsreader sketch
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 02/10/2026
Today is Duodi the 12th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate strawflower. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Strawflower.
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crying laughing. Had a delivery from Wylde Market earlier + have just unpacked it to reveal they have sent me this comedy cabbage. It’s honestly bigger than my head 🥬
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The good thing about volunteering to buy snacks for team drinks later is that I basically bought everything I like 😈. Fragata anchovy-stuffed green olives; rosemary almonds; CHEESE STRAWS. I AM THE WIN.
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Chipmunk Eating Nuts from Hand
ALT: Chipmunk Eating Nuts from Hand
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have QUESTIONS 🐏💔
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cookies DO NOT NEED ICING. If they do, that’s a cupcake #bakeoff #GBBO
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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey everyone I met this good girl named Pickles
Side view of a very cute smiling pup, a brown & black chiweenie in a pink harness Good pup Pickles looking at the camera. Very happy to be here
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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. ❤️
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am _crying_ laughing. Friend put a snap of old uni flatmate + I at an August Bank Holiday party through AI + made us into STARFLEET 2377 WITH WINE 😄 SEE the GLORIOUS SPACE BITCHES 😄
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
never skip leg day
An oil painting of a giant white ox, with a massive body and extremely tiny legs. He stands solemnly in a field beneath a moody sky, as if presiding over some kind battle.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The polite melon seller is here! 📸 Tonii Chan
A curious white cat standing atop stacked watermelons at a market stall, surrounded by melons and cardboard price signs, looking directly at the camera.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can fully recommend! Plus, a visit to The MERL after, see photos of that here
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So @southlondongirl.bsky.social + I went to Reading for the Victorian Bayeux + it is EPICALLY charming. Hawks! Hipsters! Peacocks! Eels! Brian Eno!
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Marty Olliff @martyolliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not now, Monet-bot. Not now.
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the Dolly/Fat Bear Week crossover we never knew we needed 🤩
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Stewed Pears.com 🍐 @stewedpearsdotcom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Botanical illustration entitled "Forty varieties of garden vegetables. Subtitle: how to plant and cultivate explained elsewhere in this volume. Four vegetables illustrated are radish, rhubarb, rutabaga and salsify (which I'm not familiar with but is apparently a root vegetable from the dandelion family that tastes like oysters)

Garden vegetable watercolor illustration. Digitally enhanced from Rawpixel's copy of The Open Door to Independence (1915) by Thomas E. Hill.Botanical illustration entitled "forty varieties of Garden vegetables" Subtitle: how to plant and cultivate explained elsewhere in this volume.
Four vegetables are pictured: kohl rabi, leek, lettuce and muskmelon

Garden vegetable watercolor illustration. Digitally enhanced from Rawpixel's copy of The Open Door to Independence (1915) by Thomas E. Hill.
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was a joke but it is, in fact, An Actual Thing shop.royalmail.com/catalogsearc...
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A delicious savaging
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lunchtime Fi thought a baked sweet potato would be a nice, healthy thing for Evening Fi’s tea. Evening Fi is eyeing said sweet potato with complete contempt after a full day at the corporate coalface + willing it to magically transform itself into fish fingers + a very dry martini
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My annual repost of a knitted Scotch Pie heralds the arrival of Autumn.
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone in this street is blasting out Do You Come From A Land Down Under. Jesus Christ.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Steve Sando and the Rancho Gordo staff @ranchogordo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quick breakfast of one hard-boiled egg and half a cup of cooked Pardina lentils. I’m calculating 15 g of protein and 100% more delicious than a protein powder. Plus complex carbs. Beans for breakfast, please.
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve got to go to Oxford St now + the thought of it is enough to make me want to lie on the sofa with a blanket over my head for the entire day/rest of my life
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Gary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When "white sauce" in fish pie Contains cheese, it’s a lie. That’s a mornay.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 13/09/2026
Today is Octidi the 28th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate corn. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Corn.
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🔥 Girls Night Sweats In 🧯(menopause) MURDER ON SEX ISLAND 🏝️ (books) BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (Crufts) Team Bad (no need to explain)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026
has anyone noticed the days are getting shorter?? what exactly is the plan when we're all engulfed in eternal darkness
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ottavio Grimani in 1541. He founded an exclusive club JUST to be able to wear A+slashed outfit w/ bi-color codpiece! Excellent fellow., here immortalized by Bernardino Licinio, whose day is today.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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dom @catspace.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026
Throwback to when baby Oscat helped himself to the pasta sauce
Tabby cat Oscar licking his lips with pasta sauce smeared all over his face
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
anyway this made me grind my teeth - junction of Cromwell + Gloucester Roads
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Crypt Echo @corinnabechko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m at a community science event and there is a bat here named Radish.
A pallid bat sitting on a gloved hand
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