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Commie Machinist @commiemachinist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What really happened...
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Aussies3 @aussies3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
getartcraft.com
Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
edition.cnn.com/2026/10/02/h... dann "hoffma", dass nur in den USA so is 😒
edition.cnn.com
What’s in your cat’s food? New investigation finds lead and other toxins | CNN
Most types of cat foods contain lead, arsenic, cadmium and mercury as well as toxic chemicals from plastics and fertilizers, a new investigation found.
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The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/4 “Uh-oh, Ruby. ... The apartment downstairs is awfully quiet.”
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spacealpaka @spacealpaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reminder! Samstag wirds laut(er als sonst). Außerdem wird auch der AT-Alert ausgesendet!
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 28/09/2026
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
warum ist die "orf on" app so dermaßen mies???
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 19/09/2026
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kaputte Kaffeemschine auf Betriebsurlaub @blueskyeria.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Tini Paspertini @gruenwald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ich. Muss. Den. Sehen.
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BLACK SHEEPS Official Trailer (2026) Black Sheep 2
YouTube video by ONE Media +
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Cranky Cracker @timmyturmoil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The FBI is raping the dogs. They're raping the cats.
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Johannes Köpl @johanneskoepl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Die EU ist meilenweit vom Kurs entfernt, die Klimaziele zu erreichen, weicht trotzdem Verbrenner-Aus und Emissionshandel auf und sagt trotzdem: „wir werden die Klimaziele erreichen!“ Wie ein Marathonläufer, der nach 3:30 bei km 18 neben der Strecke ein Bier trinkt und sagt: Unter 4 Std geht noch!
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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Manfred @manfredeichinger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Heute in Tulln gesehen.😁
Kleber auf einer Laterne in Tulln mit der Aufschrift: Katzen würden Kikl kratzen.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2026
[A crane and a duck stand in a grassy field.]
"Ich Kranich mehr"
"Ich bin total am Ente"
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Rœ @rocam54.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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kaputte Kaffeemschine auf Betriebsurlaub @blueskyeria.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Whoever had German far right party will be led by a lesbian, who worked for Goldman Sachs with partner born in Sri Lanka, living in Switzerland, can collect their winnings" is still funny ...
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
f... puppet. so eine drecks software. ein change der in 15m manuell fertig wär, hat jetzt 2h dauert weil man immer schaun hat müssen obs eh wirklich passt und ob ned irgendwas wirres passiert ist 🤬
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Joscha Sauer @joschasauer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FCK NAZIS. Das Bonus-Panel gibt's hier: joscha.com/nichtlustig/...
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Baby Covers Face: Oh My!
ALT: Baby Covers Face: Oh My!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”
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Johannes Köpl @johanneskoepl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🇦🇷 Mal wieder Lustiges aus Milei´s Argentinien: Ein enger Berater von Milei, der vor 5 Jahren ncoh Taxifahrer in Mar del Plata war und dann mit einer Bot-Farm, die auf Social Media rechtsxtreme Inhalte pusht, reich wurde wurde jetzt in Bolivien verhaftet. 1/
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We've all been there
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Bunkerhunter @bunkerhunter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Eine Sturzflut wälzte sich talabwärts und räumte alles weg was im Weg war… 👀
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World Impact News - EN/ES - ⚡ @worldimpactnews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🧵 1/2 · A massive landslide struck Gyirong Port on the China-Nepal border, sweeping away vehicles and buses in seconds. Nepal reports 8 to 16 deaths and hundreds of travelers missing, including 291 foreigners. The disaster cut off roads, power, and
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
suddenly seeing notifications from an old ubuntu phone bug thread, i surely never subscribed to, in my mails, makes me feel old 😂 bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu-docs/... if my ubuntu phone still boots? 🤔
bugs.launchpad.net
Bug #1589796 “Phone/tablet Not mentioned on documentation home p...” : Bugs : Ubuntu Documentation
If you follow the 'Ubuntu help' link from the browser default home page, you get to https://help.ubuntu.com/ Which does not mention Ubuntu Touch at all.
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Liz Ahern 🌈🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️☮️ @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A veterinarian shows the world how his adorable patients receive their diagnostic CAT scans. People are wishing they had seen this on Career Day.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life
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A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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ᖇᕮᘯé ᗷᑊᘂᘂᑊᗩᘯᑊ 🖇️ 🇦🇹 🇪🇺 @flightdeck1140.wsocial.eu · 12/08/2026
Schwurbel News
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Simon's Cat @simonscatofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Endless entertainment! 🚽🧻🪠🪥🚾😺
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Enigmatic and often misunderstood creature. The BMW, seen here in a submissive pose, displaying its soft delicate underbelly, indicating that it is no longer a threat to other road users.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse day!
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
❌data modelling ✅ Data, modelling
Data, modelling
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leyrer @leyrer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
hat jemensch kontakte zu oberösterreichischen kupferdieben? Ich hätte da ein update....
You should absolutely not tell people that datacenters are filled with gold, silver, palladium and are almost completely unstaffed.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Samples
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Peter Glaser @peterglaser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
• Heute vor fünf Jahren ist Martin Perscheid gestorben. Ein unersetzlicher Verlust.
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Tini Paspertini @gruenwald.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hat schon wer "wenigstens müssen wir Zwentendorf nicht runterfahren" gesagt.
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BISHTOONS @bishtoons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Recently, someone asked online if Pinky and the Brain were still trying to take over the world… because they thought that they could do a better job than a certain orange felon. That prompted me to share this cartoon that I drew years ago.
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IsThatDonHeath? @donjheath.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Far Side
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Christoph Chorherr @chorherr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
hier eine schlüssige Antwort: www.theatlantic.com/economy/2026... Kurzfassung: China hat ratzfatz seinen Ölimport um 5 Mio barrel/Tag reduziert. Und alle rätseln wie das gelungen ist und va warum. Interessante Antworten im Artikel.
theatlantic.com
The Great Chinese Oil Mystery
America’s greatest rival is single-handedly averting a global energy crisis. No one knows how the country is doing it—or why.
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