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Commie Machinist @commiemachinist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jim Carrey Noo
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
woot? das wurde doch 2025 eingestampft?
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
probier mal rocketchat ich häts selbst nicht geglaubt, aber dagegen is teams wirklich was feines 😭
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What really happened...
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
aber kann auch lustig sein 😉
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Motorcycle Drifting in Rain
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Aussies3 @aussies3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
es ist so großartig 😁
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
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Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
edition.cnn.com/2026/10/02/h... dann "hoffma", dass nur in den USA so is 😒
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What’s in your cat’s food? New investigation finds lead and other toxins | CNN
Most types of cat foods contain lead, arsenic, cadmium and mercury as well as toxic chemicals from plastics and fertilizers, a new investigation found.
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The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/4 “Uh-oh, Ruby. ... The apartment downstairs is awfully quiet.”
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Nein Doch Oh Louis De Funes
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spacealpaka @spacealpaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reminder! Samstag wirds laut(er als sonst). Außerdem wird auch der AT-Alert ausgesendet!
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in österreich wurde es halt entscheidend verbessert - ohne "tunke" 😉
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 28/09/2026
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ah, eine poopocalypse 🤭 www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Roomba creator responds to reports of ‘poopocalypse’: ‘We see this a lot’
Robotic vacuum cleaner is said to run over animal feces and continue its cleaning cycle around the house, spreading the mess over ‘every conceivable surface’
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
warum ist die "orf on" app so dermaßen mies???
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Loki: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 19/09/2026
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ein schiaches moped
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
und immerhin kein comic sans 🤭
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kaputte Kaffeemschine auf Betriebsurlaub @blueskyeria.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Tini Paspertini @gruenwald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ich. Muss. Den. Sehen.
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BLACK SHEEPS Official Trailer (2026) Black Sheep 2
YouTube video by ONE Media +
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Cranky Cracker @timmyturmoil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The FBI is raping the dogs. They're raping the cats.
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Johannes Köpl @johanneskoepl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Die EU ist meilenweit vom Kurs entfernt, die Klimaziele zu erreichen, weicht trotzdem Verbrenner-Aus und Emissionshandel auf und sagt trotzdem: „wir werden die Klimaziele erreichen!“ Wie ein Marathonläufer, der nach 3:30 bei km 18 neben der Strecke ein Bier trinkt und sagt: Unter 4 Std geht noch!
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
von dyson gibts da jetzt auch eine mit kamera und ai
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Badumtss: Pirate Monkey Drummer
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Surprised Pikachu Meme
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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Manfred @manfredeichinger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Heute in Tulln gesehen.😁
Kleber auf einer Laterne in Tulln mit der Aufschrift: Katzen würden Kikl kratzen.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2026
[A crane and a duck stand in a grassy field.]
"Ich Kranich mehr"
"Ich bin total am Ente"
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Rœ @rocam54.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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kaputte Kaffeemschine auf Betriebsurlaub @blueskyeria.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Whoever had German far right party will be led by a lesbian, who worked for Goldman Sachs with partner born in Sri Lanka, living in Switzerland, can collect their winnings" is still funny ...
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
f... puppet. so eine drecks software. ein change der in 15m manuell fertig wär, hat jetzt 2h dauert weil man immer schaun hat müssen obs eh wirklich passt und ob ned irgendwas wirres passiert ist 🤬
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Joscha Sauer @joschasauer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FCK NAZIS. Das Bonus-Panel gibt's hier: joscha.com/nichtlustig/...
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Baby Covers Face: Oh My!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
pallas katze 😺
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lol
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Jim Carrey's Funny Reaction
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Johannes Köpl @johanneskoepl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🇦🇷 Mal wieder Lustiges aus Milei´s Argentinien: Ein enger Berater von Milei, der vor 5 Jahren ncoh Taxifahrer in Mar del Plata war und dann mit einer Bot-Farm, die auf Social Media rechtsxtreme Inhalte pusht, reich wurde wurde jetzt in Bolivien verhaftet. 1/
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We've all been there
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Bunkerhunter @bunkerhunter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Eine Sturzflut wälzte sich talabwärts und räumte alles weg was im Weg war… 👀
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World Impact News - EN/ES - ⚡ @worldimpactnews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🧵 1/2 · A massive landslide struck Gyirong Port on the China-Nepal border, sweeping away vehicles and buses in seconds. Nepal reports 8 to 16 deaths and hundreds of travelers missing, including 291 foreigners. The disaster cut off roads, power, and
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CS @cssr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
suddenly seeing notifications from an old ubuntu phone bug thread, i surely never subscribed to, in my mails, makes me feel old 😂 bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu-docs/... if my ubuntu phone still boots? 🤔
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Bug #1589796 “Phone/tablet Not mentioned on documentation home p...” : Bugs : Ubuntu Documentation
If you follow the 'Ubuntu help' link from the browser default home page, you get to https://help.ubuntu.com/ Which does not mention Ubuntu Touch at all.
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Liz Ahern 🌈🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️☮️ @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A veterinarian shows the world how his adorable patients receive their diagnostic CAT scans. People are wishing they had seen this on Career Day.
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